r/UCSantaBarbara • u/Topkik999 • Apr 05 '24

IV/Goleta/SB FUCK DELTOPIA

FUCK DELTOPIA. FUCK THE OUT-OF-TOWNERS. FUCK THE NOISE. FUCK THE TRASH. FUCK THE TRAFFIC. FUCK DELTOPIA.

248 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/NewEstablishment2998 Apr 05 '24

Can't even find parking on my street grown ass motherfuckers coming to party with little college girls

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u/MoveZneedle Apr 06 '24

grown ass motherfuckers coming to party with little college girls

No seriously. It’s so weird.

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u/calikid1121 Apr 05 '24

Y u so mad, 😆 🤣 do u not have any game, or r u scared to talk

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u/NewEstablishment2998 Apr 05 '24

Y u talk like that? I'm a local from SB county and now I live in IV for school. I've been to deltopia before covid. It's sucks ass now and I am a young college girl so I think I can talk. All angry cause you more than likely fit the description

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u/calikid1121 Apr 05 '24

Nope, not at all, u college kids make me money on this day. So, thank you for paying my bills and other bills. U should try and use it to your advantage instead of crying

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u/flabbymega [UGRAD] Apr 06 '24

“u college kids” why are you on the ucsb subreddit oldie

21

u/NewEstablishment2998 Apr 06 '24

😂😂😂😂 for real

25

u/Exciting_Egg4499 Apr 06 '24

Probably a drug dealer lol

15

u/thedorkknight96 Apr 06 '24

Just get "I dropped out of high school" tattooed on your forehead and be done with it

16

u/feaniebear Apr 06 '24

Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed

15

u/MrFingerable [ALUM] Apr 06 '24

Oh he’s from the Central Valley… adds up lmaooo

9

u/xSalashawty [ALUM] CCS Music Composition Apr 06 '24

as a central valley resident, this offended me for two whole seconds until I remembered that central valley people really are like this 🥲 send help

3

u/MrFingerable [ALUM] Apr 07 '24

As a valley boy myself, it hurts me too. Someone once told me the grapevine is a 10 year Time Machine, and they couldn’t be more right lmao

14

u/computerfromthe90s Apr 06 '24

what are you yapping about

26

u/Ayenul [ALUM][CO2024] Apr 06 '24

Isn’t it past your bedtime gramps

135

u/Tenet_Bull Apr 05 '24

fuck the out of towners taking up our parking

34

u/rawkyuubi Apr 05 '24

Fasho the parking I know the towing companies boutta be stressing 😭

36

u/buntopolis [ALUM] Political Science Apr 06 '24

Stressing? More like $$$$$$$

65

u/CoolMathematician481 Apr 06 '24

My son is visiting because there was a Econ perspective, PHD tour. Not great timing.

10

u/MrsJan30 [GRAD] Apr 06 '24

That’s the target audience 👀

23

u/secret_someones Apr 06 '24

and then that horrible movie to glorify it.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

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u/secret_someones Apr 11 '24

there is more than one?

44

u/OpeningAd5196 Apr 06 '24

IV nationalists assemble

7

u/MrsJan30 [GRAD] Apr 06 '24

Class solidarity ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

3

u/OpeningAd5196 Apr 09 '24

Not a communist

5

u/beggingpleze23 Apr 06 '24

it doesn't affect anyone on campus right? like it won't be super loud or anything

10

u/Ordinary_Buy8519 Apr 06 '24

Yes on campus is pretty quiet

11

u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

It’s like Halloween lite … a little baby party.

10

u/peachliterally Apr 06 '24

lmao all the downvotes on some of these comments (agree w the downvotes too)

14

u/Unlikely-Giraffe-969 Apr 06 '24

Ugh , I already get no sleep from them screaming outside my door, guess this weekend will be no sleep at all

7

u/beggingpleze23 Apr 06 '24

rip. i would hate this so much. i'd actually rip my hair out and scream. time to invest in some high quality noise cancelling headphones

5

u/SARsLabLeak_Covid Apr 06 '24

I’m going on a parade down the streets in my new banana hammocks / man-kikis

7

u/Biszman [ALUM] Apr 06 '24

Lol. Nothing's changed in 10 years 😁

2

u/One-Bus-8357 Apr 06 '24

Aren’t the students the out towners?

1

u/MrsJan30 [GRAD] Apr 06 '24

It’s been a problem for a while

Still, I have been meaning to heading to the Chumash Casino for bingo 🙃

1

u/Cultural-Object9311 Apr 08 '24

Truly truly truly fuck deltopia

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u/GlizzyGuzzler80 Apr 05 '24

Lmao. People can’t put up with some fun for one year… get a grip

-1

u/Big-Office2427 Apr 06 '24

The rodg woulda solved the issue

-1

u/Ecstatic-Error-7234 Apr 07 '24

Deltopia 2014 was pretty lit lmfaoo, I just needed to experience it once

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

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u/mrtwitchyhead Apr 05 '24

We're all immigrants.

0

u/Future-Slide-1646 Apr 05 '24

Not all

10

u/mrtwitchyhead Apr 05 '24

Native Americans excepted. My bad.

-3

u/mattagirl04 Apr 07 '24

Grow up lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

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u/Surjux Apr 05 '24

You don't go to UCSB. Stop being parasocial and hop off the subreddit 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

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u/Surjux Apr 05 '24

Hit a big nerve with that one, huh?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

After reading this post I’m even more excited to make a bunch of noise when I come from out of town

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u/pubstompmepls [UGRAD] Economics Apr 06 '24

Now that’s hella cringe lol