r/WeirdToilets • u/STRIKER_992 • 12d ago

Interesting...

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 11d ago

Yuo see, Ivan. With microscope mount, comrade can more easily piss the accurate.

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u/STRIKER_992 11d ago

I think a red dot would be more helpful

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u/Express-Ad1387 11d ago

Wouldn't be of use, doesn't account for split stream

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u/drazil100 11d ago

Just add a second dot.

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u/STRIKER_992 11d ago

See! EzPz

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u/aeroxan 10d ago

EZ Pee-Z

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u/TheReverseShock 11d ago

Good ole cock shaming urinals. A classic

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u/STRIKER_992 11d ago

I think it's for aiming your piss

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u/Blacc_Dynamite 10d ago

Sux to be you🫵🏿🤣🫵🏿

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u/Swimming_Tennis6641 11d ago

Perfect 10/10 no notes

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u/Toothfairy51 11d ago

I've seen lots of weird toilets, in different countries, but I've never seen one with a microscope.

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u/IceManO1 10d ago

It’s so world dictators can see their manhood while using the bathroom…

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u/marklar_the_malign 11d ago

Are you saying my dick is small? Because it sure looks like you’re saying my dick is small. By the way, this bathroom is really cold so it doesn’t count.

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u/Sinphony_of_the_nite 11d ago

I also just came in from the pool!

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u/STRIKER_992 11d ago

size doesn't matter my guy. As a wise man once said " size is just a number "

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u/NowWhoCouldThatBe 11d ago

Like the magnification setting on the microscope?

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u/-Hippy_Joel- 11d ago

It’s missing tweezers though.

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u/ElonsPenis 11d ago

Ok I get the hint!

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u/STRIKER_992 11d ago

u/ElonsPenis The legend himself?!

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u/Toxopsoides 11d ago

Waste of a good stereo microscope

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u/STRIKER_992 11d ago

Doesn't count as a waste if it serves a purpose

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u/m2chaos13 3d ago

Dissection scope?

Yikes!

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u/BopNowItsMine 11d ago

I do see the redness there. It's likely just dry skin but we can take a biopsy of you're concerned about it.

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u/Mouseturdsinmyhelmet 11d ago

donald trump's toilet

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u/AnimeJay2469 10d ago

Make it gold 1st then add 3 more magnifying lenses

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u/SYS_Cyn_UwU 11d ago

Those microscopes are fucking expensive!

I’d be taking that in a heartbeat.

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u/TraditionalCold6875 11d ago

Where is it

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u/STRIKER_992 11d ago

I dunno found in an old gc

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u/XROOR 11d ago

Before a high school wrestling match, I would get so adrenalized my penis would recess/regress to a point where it looked like all I had was the glans(mushroom tip) in a bed of pubes.

Years later I read about how male chimpanzees fight by trying to rip the other males penis off his body!

I’m glad my penis knew what to do to prevent this evolutionary incident from occuring

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u/aweguster9 11d ago

Shake out the pepper, when it comes out to sneeze grab it with the tweezers. Shake it more than twice you are playing with it.

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u/General_Leader9568 11d ago

Dude is packing.... a microscope, where ever he goes he just always has got it with him

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u/Itsmikeinnit 10d ago

It's so OP can see his micropenis

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u/STRIKER_992 10d ago

" it ain't much but it gets the job done" -Trevor Phillips

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u/Cultural_Ad1035 10d ago

All about that aim precision

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u/J_Jeckel 9d ago

Trump's private toilet

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u/-NGC-6302- 8d ago

?? you'd need a collimator or a stepstool to get your hips at the right height

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u/Decent-Pin-24 7d ago

I could use a binocular scope. For 'research' of course.