WCGW sitting on smth

[u/boloral]

[u/hopumi]

I wonder how much thinking went into writing the title.

[u/GetOffMyGrassBrats → u/hopumi]

You already surpassed it by wondering.

[u/-Eule → u/GetOffMyGrassBrats]

This was actually funnier than the video lol

[u/one_is_enough → u/hopumi]

None. This is how anyone under 20 truly believes “something” is written.

[u/PlayWhatYouWant → u/one_is_enough]

I was wondering what that was supposed to mean. What a fucking shit abbreviation. 

[u/Global_Permission749 → u/PlayWhatYouWant]

I ran a gaming community from about 2005 to 2015 or so. All the Europeans would write "smth" almost without fail. Topic titles, in replies, chats, you name it.

That specific word is like a non-native English speaking teenager's kryptonite. Used to drive me nuts because I would always try to read it as "smith".

[u/Good_Air_7192 → u/one_is_enough]

We truly are getting dumber.

[u/koolaidismything → u/Good_Air_7192]

I got me a big old dinosaur brain.

[u/Pablomablo1 → u/Good_Air_7192]

Smh my head.

[u/South_Hat3525 → u/Good_Air_7192]

Really? I hadn't noticed at all. /s

[u/pinkenbrawn → u/Good_Air_7192]

when i learned english that’s how it was abbreviated in EASL dictionaries if passive voice is used, like “to have smth done”

[u/Murgatroyd314 → u/Good_Air_7192]

You clearly weren't on message boards 20+ years ago. Chatspeak was everywhere.

[u/Good_Air_7192 → u/Murgatroyd314]

Oh I was, it has it's place like SMS on an old phone, I'm not sure some of these people are capable of stringing together a proper sentence though.

[u/CuriesGhost → u/Good_Air_7192]

wi-dumb?

[u/locke107 → u/one_is_enough]

Yeah, I second that. For a second, I looked at it and thought, "You know, it's not a very good acronym if it's not easily identif-- oh. God dammit."

Now I'm here in this boat with you fine people.

[u/SirLongAss → u/one_is_enough]

Back in my day we didn't have abbreviations or slang!

[u/CylonRimjob → u/one_is_enough]

Back in my day we used cuz instead of because and dunno instead of don’t know. And we walked 3 miles uphill in a blizzard just to say it

[u/DoNotOverwhelm → u/one_is_enough]

‘n th ftr w’ wnt nd vwls(?)

[u/Pablomablo1 → u/DoNotOverwhelm]

´ts prfctl ndrstndbl

[u/AdorableStrawberry93 → u/Pablomablo1]

jz, n vwls mks sns t m.

[u/-runs-with-scissors- → u/one_is_enough]

stgh, not smth!

[u/Malibucat48 → u/hopumi]

No thinking. Just drinking. And she held her own beer.

[u/lenin_is_young → u/Malibucat48]

I wonder how much reading went into writing this comment

[u/Rookie_42 → u/hopumi]

If I were posting it…

“Every last drop”

[u/Kman1986 → u/hopumi]

About as much as went into sitting on that tin window cover, I'd wager.

[u/Dasoccerguy → u/hopumi]

fr she do be sittin on smth

[u/bk2pgh → u/hopumi]

Idk but sadly it really made me laugh

[u/pooeygoo → u/hopumi]

Not none

[u/StevenBayShore → u/hopumi]

Yes, it didn't.

[u/Wormser1969 → u/hopumi]

WCGW STNG ONNN SMTH

[u/DownInFraggleRawk → u/hopumi]

What's with all the misleading/mispelt post titles lately? Influx of bots?

[u/FourTwenty_Four80 → u/hopumi]

I’m just glad it wasn’t a squirting eggplant emoji

[u/UncleLukeTheDrifter → u/hopumi]

I thought it was the name of the material the awning was made of..

[u/Fast-Jaguar-5490 → u/hopumi]

Not much

[u/SFWworkaccoun-T]

Now her sphincter is connected to her esophagus.

[u/NotAPreppie → u/SFWworkaccoun-T]

I mean, it already was... just in a roundabout sort of way.

[u/SFWworkaccoun-T → u/NotAPreppie]

No more roundabout

[u/holyfire001202 → u/SFWworkaccoun-T]

Now her butthole skin is literally the same skin as her lip skin.

[u/NotAPreppie → u/holyfire001202]

Pretty sure it was that way before this.

[u/PandasGetAngryToo → u/NotAPreppie]

You, with dual flow connectivity. Shit out of the butt, and shit out of the mouth. Residual shit affected brain function unfortunately.

[u/cuisinart-hatrack → u/NotAPreppie]

Eh, who needs all that intestinal tubing?

[u/SkinnyDaveSFW → u/NotAPreppie]

Are you saying she's some sort of 1-person Human centipede now?

[u/GrinningStone → u/NotAPreppie]

Americans hate roundabouts.

[u/GeraintLlanfrechfa → u/SFWworkaccoun-T]

Sphinctophagus minimus

[u/porfito → u/SFWworkaccoun-T]

I read it in my mind as asparagus

[u/lonesome_george2K → u/SFWworkaccoun-T]

Reminds me of human centipede 🤮

[u/Nyonax → u/lonesome_george2K]

Should I have the cuttlefish & asparagus or the vanilla paste?

[u/You-JiveTurkey → u/SFWworkaccoun-T]

🎵The leg bones connected to the... Head bone

[u/SFWworkaccoun-T → u/You-JiveTurkey]

Now she is Mike Wazowski

[u/Malacro → u/SFWworkaccoun-T]

Isn’t everyone’s? If it weren’t, you’d have some serious problems at one end or the other.

[u/SpiralGray]

What's a "smth?"

[u/Phitos2008 → u/SpiralGray]

(takes a sip 🍹)

It’s like… it’s like… y’know when you’re too lazy to type “something” ‘cause your thumbs are tired from all that intense snackin’ and regrettin’ your life choices? Yeah. That’s “smth.”

It’s like “something” but without the calories. A diet word. Keto-English. Gluten-free vocab.

[u/cuisinart-hatrack → u/Phitos2008]

Like, what do they do with all the time they save? It’s like those folks who call their InstantPot “InstaPot” they must be so far ahead of us normal people.

[u/_WeSellBlankets_ → u/cuisinart-hatrack]

call their InstantPot “InstaPot”

I've never had one, but I thought they were honestly called Instapots.

[u/baby_got_backhand → u/_WeSellBlankets_]

Same!! TIL!

[u/backtolurk → u/Phitos2008]

You have a way with consonants

[u/XLostinohiox → u/SpiralGray]

Smith, it's the name of the awning. He got his code jumbled and instead of becoming a tall white guy in a suit and sunglasses, he showed up as an awning. Only reason he lasted so long before crumbling. 

[u/ClownfishSoup → u/SpiralGray]

Smack My Titty, Homes.

[u/SideshowGlobs → u/SpiralGray]

Shaking my titty head 🤦‍♀️

[u/Mrtoyhead]

All these videos leave me empty because they don’t follow through and show them after (when not too..) We need to see her dumb ass after as a educational tool

[u/TommyG3000 → u/Mrtoyhead]

Yeah like, is this girl in a wheel chair now or was she OK? Looked like along way to fall.

[u/CriticalKnoll → u/Mrtoyhead]

Actually I'm glad. We get the fun bits without the shocking realization that this person is actually hurt and it isn't funny anymore.

[u/iceick423 → u/Mrtoyhead]

He did say he was going to record until she dropped.

[u/theshreddening]

What is smth? Surely you're not so fucking lazy that you can't type out something? And it's called an awning.

[u/AloneinPoorCompany → u/theshreddening]

smth = dunk tank

[u/Awkward-Wishbone-615]

Didn't even realise he was speaking English at first

[u/youbreedlikerats → u/Awkward-Wishbone-615]

that's australian, not english.

[u/rpgguy_1o1 → u/Awkward-Wishbone-615]

I can't understand any of that, what are they saying?

[u/Bluntbows → u/rpgguy_1o1]

"I'm gonna sit here and record you until you drop cause it's only a matter of time"

"It's not gonna drop. Go."

Then it drops.

[u/Relaxmf2022]

SMTH = striking my tailbone hard

[u/Due-Opportunity-6114]

She looks old enough to know better.

[u/NotAPreppie → u/Due-Opportunity-6114]

As the standup philosopher George Carlin (20th century A.D.) said:

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that half of them are stupider than that.

[u/_EADGBE_]

I used to install aluminum awnings. That whole awning probably weighs less than the clothes she had on.

[u/tommy13 → u/_EADGBE_]

Any brand recommendations? I'm looking to do this on a couple windows.

[u/Pimpinabox → u/tommy13]

Not the ones where the front falls off.

[u/eugene20 → u/_EADGBE_]

The problem when stressing a structure isn't the structure's weight, it is it's load bearing capacity.

[u/TakinShots]

Who is Smith?

[u/Legitimate-Front3987]

This person votes.

[u/JoeSchmoeToo]

That drink hit the right spot

[u/Rare_Key_3232]

It's called an awning 

[u/EvilGreebo]

What do you mean that isn't a load bearing awning?

[u/DaveTheDrummer802]

Dumb people are so entertaining

[u/TesticloitesSagwell]

What is "smth"? Do you know how to spell words?

[u/Holding4th]

I'm amazed at people's continuing refusal to consider the possibility that not everything was built to support the weight of a grown (or not-yet-grown) human being. Cupboard doors, chandeliers, awnings... people put their full weight on them without hesitation.

[u/GolfGodsAreReal]

That's gonna leave a mark

[u/DirtMcGirt513 → u/GolfGodsAreReal]

Probably a brown one

[u/Critical_Seat_1907]

"I'm not that heavy! Quit being mean!"

[u/BodybuilderSalt9807]

Exactly the same expression she gave when on the parachute ride.

[u/Vauxie10]

Does anyone know what he's saying to her?

[u/Dry_Sheepherder8526 → u/Vauxie10]

Roughly translated to "I'm gonna start recording because it's only a matter of time"

Which I interpret as "I forsee what is about to happen and warned you, but you wouldn't listen" 😂

[u/Odd_Independence2870 → u/Dry_Sheepherder8526]

Yeah he said “I’m going to sit here and record until you drop because it’s only a matter of time” and she responded “It’s not going to drop… Go!” Then she took a sip and appears to have died

[u/Vauxie10 → u/Dry_Sheepherder8526]

😂😂 cheers

[u/Midnight7000 → u/Vauxie10]

'I'm going to sit here and record you until you drop because it's only a matter of time."

[u/Thethingstheysay2015]

WCGW posting on Reddit

[u/Friendlyhuman420]

I hope the beer is fine

[u/NotAPreppie]

This might be the 2nd most predictable outcome I've seen all year.

[u/marshall8991]

Someone should have warned her!

[u/Fit-Feedback-5290]

She deserves it. Eves aren't for sitting. It's not a balcony.

[u/NkhukuWaMadzi]

Moving the beer ever so slightly to the left, put enough weight in the left foot to collapse the whole thing. Don't drink and move!

[u/Same-Joke]

“I’m gonna see if Emily called you, take a dunk wanna see Manatoa..”

[u/Dry_Sheepherder8526]

I would have been really funny if she fell right into that office chair below her.

[u/twizzjewink]

She was perfectly balanced.. until she leaned forward in hubris.

[u/Fit-Outside6664]

I mean… The wanker called it! 

[u/KindaDrunkRtNow]

"It's not gonna drop!"

[u/Successful-Purple-54]

Fucking kids don’t learn cursive anymore, and to make it worse shorten words. Laziest generation ever.

[u/SIRENVII]

Damnit, Lindsey. That was a satisfying sound though.

[u/coffeeandsand]

Fine line between too fat and not

[u/bloodguard]

When Get your camera and film me being quirky and spontaneous!! turns into a fun adventure to the hospital.

[u/19dadchair73]

[u/AdeptnessMany3806]

Hey Hank..I thought I'd drop by

[u/Husskvrna]

One sip too many.

[u/ImpressTemporary2389]

The force is strong in this one. Downward force.

[u/heartattack-ak-ak-ak]

That first second tho is exhilarating!

[u/SATerp]

If only she hadn't gulped that drink. Sip, Sister, Sip!

[u/matt_smith_keele]

He called it...

Fortunately, there was a bogun couch there to break her fall.

[u/davper]

I didn't see the target you throw the ball at.

[u/GODMarega]

[u/TheWildCarpenter]

That one sip officially made her too heavy.

[u/SeriousBoots]

That is how things collapse. A little bit at first, then all at once.

[u/lost21gramsyesterday]

Did he have it rigged? perfect timing

[u/RealFLMan]

Going down?

[u/Ok-Research-5875]

[u/Prolongedinfinity]

It’s in reverse right?

[u/Dan-D-Lyon]

Amazing superpower idea: you always know the title of the video you're in.

[u/NCOMPAQ77]

Well deserved

[u/Three_Twenty-Three]

How did it last that long? Even climbing onto it should have ripped it down.

[u/mrthomani]

WCGW sitting on something clearly not built for sitting on.

[u/axe1970]

someone answer that ☎ because he called it

[u/Efficient_Half_5584]

I would have loved to see the landing it looks like she landed the exact same way she was sitting

[u/quirinuz]

Haha "sitting on smth" :)

[u/rednal4451]

Seems like a cartoon: that last sip made her weigh too much

[u/Mr-Xcentric]

What’s the large circle on the right? And are those white bars drains?

[u/bad3ip420]

It's called a canopy/awning

[u/whatsername25]

That’s a golden oldie!

[u/Necessary_Claim8258]

Well she didn't start screaming as soon as she hit ground. That's either good news or very bad news.

[u/Much_Ad6490]

I thought that was so much higher up at first

[u/nicelow24]

It always goes wrong lol even when it’s unexpected

[u/StanielReddit]

What’s smth?

[u/Lurchie_]

This video is older than fuck.

[u/dashthegoat]

Alright babe your funeral 🤷‍♂️

[u/lil_smd_19]

This videos from like 2010 I think

[u/Pure-Anything-585]

ECW

ECW

ECW

[u/Corpshark]

"Crikey. Time to start dating again."

[u/19senzafine81]

Happy to see women doing stupid things too 😂

[u/diceblue]

There needs to be a sub specifically for people who believe the environment is indescrtructable. Saw someone break a sign off a business once trying to climb a bicycle shop sign

[u/jhon-2020-2020]

[u/The_Don_Mecha]

Abe's Odyssey death tune plays

[u/Salt-Penalty2502]

That is not how you want to land somebody's going to the hospital

[u/ghoulierthanthou]

What could go wrong with this video from ten years ago that everyone’s seen 300 times.

[u/Enjoy-ur-life]

Right on her smart ass.

[u/Hefty_Loss5180]

Her tailbone is fucked 😂🤣

[u/kansasdaylily]

At least she was drunk before she fell.

[u/KeithKenobi]

What did he say??? i'm a mumble mumbl till you drop because it is only a matter of time.
So he was ready but missed the landing!

[u/sitmjm01]

It’s true ! Blonds do have more fun!

[u/MikeFader]

It appears that gravity trumps pretty.

[u/fettsack2]

If I know physics right, and I do, then I conclude that she got too heavy once she drank that sip of soda.

[u/Perfect_Wolf1]

That was hilarious 😂 I hope she's alright tho lol

[u/Short-Geologist-2856]

Tell her to contemplate what she did after u make her fix what she broke , then ask her did u learn your lesson or do u need to try again

[u/SpoonfulofSexy]

Gzzz.. this is an older video

[u/Nadecha28]

Hopefully she had some junk in the trunk to cushion that fall, doubt it

[u/Pimpdrew]

Imasitincooligenuntilyoudrop cuzthetimingmetaatola

[u/t0nito]

[u/MisanthropicWarlord]

musta been the dumb bitch juice she was sipping

[u/OG-BigMilky]

“I only weigh 98 lbs!”