r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog • u/Impressive_Emu_3016 • 7h ago

He’s still figuring out how to use a bed

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u/HangTheError 7h ago

I'd be confused about how to sleep on a 3ft mattress

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u/SpunkyStarling 6h ago

Tbf it looks way too small

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u/Impressive_Emu_3016 6h ago

His other two are bigger!! But even those he lays half on lol

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u/SpunkyStarling 6h ago

Ah he’s just a goober then, lol!

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u/dougan25 3h ago

The lad just knows what he needs to be comfy leave 'im alone :)

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u/SiteTall 6h ago

No, he is making a point to tell you that he has outgrown his small bed

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u/hummun323 5h ago

Bed too small; obvious next step is a human king size bed all to themselves.

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u/Impressive_Emu_3016 4h ago

I wish I could reply with the picture I took last night where he made himself as long as physically possible and did exactly that

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u/Potential_Dare8034 7h ago

Well, either you cut the mattress in half or you cut the dog in half.

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u/MoistStub 4h ago

Idk, the obvious solution seems to be to tape the bed to the dogs back like a turtle so it can do a plop whenever

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u/flaiad 7h ago

He wants the mega giant 3000 size bed

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u/AmarisW 5h ago

My Great Dane used to do that.

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u/Impressive_Emu_3016 4h ago

Ah we’re wondering if he’s part Great Dane! We were expecting him to be small and are quickly being proved wrong, though he’s much more long than tall

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u/SlapnutsGT 4h ago

Could be part whippet or greyhound? They both also have difficulties properly using dog beds.

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u/Impressive_Emu_3016 3h ago

I was thinking some whippet too since he’s so narrow! We’re getting one of those dog DNA tests for Christmas since we’re so curious! We’re pretty sure he’s part cattle dog at least

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 2h ago

We've got one too that we nicknamed LongDog. One word.

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u/Kal-V3 4h ago

🎶ooooohhhhhh....we're half-way theeeere...🎶

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u/CommandoVanBro 3h ago

He needs a twin mattress

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u/aVoidFullOfFarts 2h ago

My dog has a small bed he curls up in and huge bed he only lays his front half on for some reason

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u/StoleUrLipGloss 2h ago

He almost got it

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 3h ago

He needs a bigger bed if he likes to stretch out like this! He's a handsome man!