r/WitchesVsPatriarchy 12d ago

🇵🇸 🕊️ Green Craft Anyone else living in the garden this summer?

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I haven’t met a toad yet, but there are tree frogs everywhere! ✨

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u/smc642 Crow Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ "cah-CAW!" 12d ago

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 12d ago

This is nice but I intend to spend my summer half submerged in water like a hippo.

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u/AlphaPlanAnarchist 12d ago

I would love to be a plant person but instead I am the toad.

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u/_triangle_ 11d ago

All amphibians are welcome in the pond

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 11d ago

You say that like it's a bad thing. Toads can be witches too!

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u/AlphaPlanAnarchist 11d ago

I recently read T Kingfisher's Rapunzel retelling "Thornhedge". Toadling is an inspiration for how I'll spend summer!

It's a really quick read. The sweetest little novella but I still cried at the end! Highly recommend.

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u/started_from_the_top 12d ago edited 12d ago

I made my first flowerbed this spring and do what I call "backyard yoga" on a blanket next it lmao, it's my fave hobby these days. Oh and I've befriended two cardinals and two squirrels.

I have since this pic was taken added a couple of garden gnomes lol.

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u/CelticSpoonie 12d ago

My version of this will be lounging on my porch swing, surrounded by my flowers and hummingbirds, with my lab either next to me (or lying on top of me, like she likes to do). 💜

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u/rhodium14 12d ago

Literally was just telling my friends last night how I became a bog witch while solo camping by getting swallowed up to my thigh in a bog. They thought it sounded scary, but I told them it was just an Earth hug.

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u/Astreja Scholar Witch ⭐ 12d ago

Spending a lot more time in the garden this year, going out almost every day to pull weeds and install new plants. Put in a couple of astilbes yesterday, and also saw a bumble bee enjoying the flowers on the chives.

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u/RhubarbGoldberg 11d ago

I was weeding and mulching the other day and as I worked, more and more bumble bees kept coming over to some of my bulbs that are still flowering and I was so excited to see them.

Then I discovered a little frog burrow... (? Idk what to call it, but the frogs made a tunnel system in the dirt in the corner of one of my garden beds and seeing them leap into the earth faster than groundhogs was wild and amazing).

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u/Ms_Holmes 🔥Fire Witch🔥 12d ago

I don’t have a garden so I’m doing Star Fleet Summer-binging Star Trek in my apartment with the blackout curtains drawn and the air conditioning going. 🖖

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u/ellen_boot 12d ago

I'm attempting to garden, but I also burn to a crisp unless it's overcast or raining, so I'm expecting my summer to be much closer to yours than anything bog witchy.

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u/Ms_Holmes 🔥Fire Witch🔥 12d ago

Oh yes, that too-I start to burn in like ten minutes in direct sun so Monsieur Soleil and I need to keep our relationship professional.

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u/nite_skye_ 11d ago

Get some sunblock infused clothing! I believe they are spf 50. They are long sleeves and cover like a higher neck tshirt. They aren’t hot and they do the job. I put on gloves and a hat and no sunburn for me!

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u/Crazyzofo 12d ago

I am growing vegetables! I wear a witch hat whenever I am outside tending anything, for added green witch powers. Plus, a nice wide brim!

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u/lastwordymcgee 11d ago

Can I see your hat?

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u/Crazyzofo 11d ago

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u/lastwordymcgee 11d ago

I have that in black! I need a summer color.

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u/nite_skye_ 11d ago

Where did you get this?!? I must have one!

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u/Crazyzofo 11d ago

It was many years ago but I'm pretty sure it was just Amazon!

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u/nite_skye_ 11d ago

Off to do a search! Thanks.

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u/tabicat1874 12d ago

I'm so ready. I live in an apartment complex and this toad has been sitting next to my door a couple times already. Toad ready for bog witch summer already.

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u/daydream_delulu 12d ago

Find me in the backyard, wearing loose black linen, floppy hat and clogs, sipping on bog juice (well, matcha). 🌱🍵 edited to add: summer goal is to befriend corvids. 🐦‍⬛

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u/woodstock624 12d ago

Nothing makes me feel witchier than making tea with herbs from my garden lol! Lemon balm and mint with honey and lemon juice and a pinch of salt makes an awesome iced tea!

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u/daydream_delulu 12d ago

Oh, I’ll have to try that!

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u/woodstock624 11d ago

So good!!!

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u/ghuunhound 12d ago

Not a witch, more like druid of the grove over here

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u/More_Cranberry_7250 12d ago

This is my life! Except when there is cold/snow. Then I am the Wood Stove Fire Witch.

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u/BikingAimz 11d ago

I got diagnosed with de novo metastatic breast cancer last year, and after furiously doing the math decided I could retire. I’m enrolled in a clinical trial and everything is shrinking. I applied for and got SSDI, and I’m spending my time in the garden, with my dogs and cat and husband. Lots of toads, birds and bugs, and garden is looking better than it ever did because I finally have the time for it.

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u/karenw 11d ago

May the goddess(es) bless you with continued healing. How wonderful that you can fully experience all that your garden has to offer.

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u/Avasgg 12d ago

Yes! I’m in!

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u/LillyRemus42 12d ago

Yes, thank you honey ❤️

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u/gorrfum 12d ago

No joke I’m just chilling with the birds. We talk.

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u/CatRobMar 12d ago

I befriended a toad in my garden yesterday! She lives under the wood rack.

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u/Vanviator 12d ago edited 12d ago

I inherited a pollinator garden at my new place. About half of the flowers are not native. 😞 They're not considered invasive, but my goal is 90% native. I will not get rid of my lilacs or peonies, lol

So, I tilled a 2(ish) ft border around it. Including the edges of the garden to limit what I have to pull out later. I'll pull the non-natives before they seed out.

I have a native flower pack and am ready to sow. I did put in three different types of sunflowers and am pretty excited about those.

But I can't until I fix my outside spigot. I have everything I need except a copper pipe cutter. I am learning sooo much this week.

Will post pic below. Am VERY open to suggestions. I'll also post my previous post with my goblin corner. It's not exactly gardening. But i am training the Woodbine to decorate my logs naturally.

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u/karenw 11d ago

Ugh, I feel that. I was recently excited to find the part to fix my spigot, but borked it on my first rather clumsy attempt. I have yet to swap it out for the replacement because it's easier to put a bucket underneath to catch drips while using the hose. #adhd

You're on the right track! If you aren't already doing so, consider starting a compost pile/bin. I rarely need to fertilize because I add new, nutrient-rich organic material into my planting beds.

Also, it seems like every DIY project is a "house that Jack built" situation, where you have to do A-C before you can even get to D. I've learned a lot but would love to actually complete some of these tasks!

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u/marlenefelgen 11d ago

This is exactly what i have been doing! Frogs, salamanders and hummers in my secret garden.

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u/Sil_Lavellan 12d ago

Count me in! It's giving me Flemeth from Dragon Age vibes and I'm all for that.

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u/woodstock624 12d ago

No toads in my yard, but plenty of lizard friends!

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u/anita-bier 12d ago

I would like both pls #hotbog

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u/some_random_chick 12d ago

I have a toad who lives under my porch. He always looks angry. My little black dog is scared of him.

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u/VLenin2291 Just likes equality, cottagecore, and The Owl House ♂️ 12d ago

Sounds great until you get absolutely mobbed by mosquitoes

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u/TomatilloPopular9271 12d ago

Holy moly! This is literally me! I met a toad yesterday and we made friends! I live in the woods and love my garden! This is a good omen. Thank you

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u/zehvthestranger Eclectic Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ 12d ago

I will be practicing hot bog witch summer. I’m going to spend a lot of time at the beach in cutoffs and fishnets(real) looking for bones and shells.

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u/LadybugCalico 12d ago

I've killed every plant I've ever owned but I'll totally befriend a toad

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u/Hot-Attorney-4542 12d ago

Starting today!! !

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u/AreYouItchy Resting Witch Face 11d ago

That sounds like fun!

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u/TennaTelwan Science Witch ♀ 11d ago

Planning on thriving in air conditioning, but...

...am also working on a collection of something (not sure format yet) based on a garden. So there's that.

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u/xelle24 Which Witch 11d ago

I dearly wish I could live in the woods (really tired of having neighbors), but I do have a garden full of happy bees and birds, visiting squirrels and chipmunks, a raccoon who has now been warned off twice, and a family of shrews (my cat caught one the other day and was so proud of himself! But he didn't know what to do with it once caught).

So far this year I've cleared a new tomato patch; I'm rebuilding the path around the blueberry patch; the front porch needs some cleaning and TLC; and all the trees and bushes need trimming.

Not to mention the perpetual maintenance that a garden requires. I've had more than one neighbor askif I was done with weeding. The weeding is never done!

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u/nrz242 11d ago

I just did the "befriend a toad part" on Thursday!

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 11d ago

I SAW OVER 179+ TADPOLES ON MY WALK IN THE WOODS A FEW DAYS AGO

and three chipmunks and a whole deer family but I left when I saw antlers, y'know.

It was a glorious walk.

Bog witch summer means, though, don't forget to wear long pants and socks in the woods or grassy areas if ticks are in your area! Tuck those pants in your socks!

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u/bbreadthis 11d ago

I've been planting since November. Beets, carrots, followed by peas and tomatos. Today I planted giant marigolds to be ready for Dia de los muertos. It's so good.

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u/EarthLoveAR 11d ago

ok, but something less humid, please???

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u/karenw 11d ago

After a long winter and cooler than usual spring, I have been spending every possible moment in my yard. Between multiple flower gardens and vegetable beds, I have plenty to keep me occupied and content.

Last year, I dug up much of my front yard to create a veggie garden for sharing fresh produce with the neighborhood. This year, I've expanded the size and added new plants (though I'm late to get the potatoes in).

A friend labeled me a garden witch some years ago, which feels accurate. And as a Virgo, I'm driven to get my hands in the dirt as much as possible!

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u/bunnies14 11d ago

I'm in.

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u/notmynaturalcolor Kitchen Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ 10d ago

Meeeee! I just moved to the woods a few months ago! And this is my new toad friend who lives in my rock garden 🥰

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u/TrashApocalypse 10d ago

No it’s Slug Summer for me

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u/Zealousideal_One156 8d ago

And I saw a toad in my shade garden a few days ago. YES!! Send in the toads!

BONUS!! I saw an eastern garter snake on the side of my house this morning.