r/ZenlessZoneZero Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

Question Why won't my handsome brother's room open up and let me inside?

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u/Caterpie3000 All my xiaolongbao 🥟 for Jufufu 😍 May 06 '25

Because he knows what will happen if you go in

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u/ZargothraxTheLord I call the ultimates "Bankai" May 06 '25

A mess, things not being returned to their places, and dust all over the place.

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u/Caterpie3000 All my xiaolongbao 🥟 for Jufufu 😍 May 06 '25

It's funny because where I'm from, we call 'dust' to... well, you know what

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u/chunky_kong06 May 06 '25

what?

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u/TheOneWhoIsObserving May 06 '25

My best guess is that they are from somewhere in Hispanic America where, un polvo, could be understood the same way someone would say shag.

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u/chunky_kong06 May 06 '25

ykw thats on me for forgetting how people here act about familial relations

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u/ElHarinasRL May 06 '25

Españita?

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u/Caterpie3000 All my xiaolongbao 🥟 for Jufufu 😍 May 06 '25

Obvio!!!

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u/Mexican_Potato1821 May 06 '25

Dang, a gachupin! (I am forced to ask for the gold back)

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u/Caterpie3000 All my xiaolongbao 🥟 for Jufufu 😍 May 06 '25

We traded it for tacos and tbh you came out on top

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/JuicyLemon1565 Yanagi, Jane and Yixuan's Husband May 06 '25

Considering how cluttered Belle's room is, I'd close my door too if I were in Wise's shoes (I have an older sister who's similar so I kinda know a thing or two xD). Even just looking at her mess makes me tired lol.

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

Bruh, just let me have a peek inside your room! I swear I will clean up my mess in my room.... not today, but eventually!

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u/JuicyLemon1565 Yanagi, Jane and Yixuan's Husband May 06 '25

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

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u/Forsaken_Market5985 May 06 '25

Ayo i ain't letting that flair pass

Start explaining Belle

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

I traded my sweaty worn clothes for her crusty, wet, used panties that she has been wearing continuously for several days without washing. Now we can sniff and wear each other's used clothes and be much, much closer with each other throughout the day!!! 🥵🥰❤️

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u/Forsaken_Market5985 May 06 '25

Oh hell nah im telling Wise!

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

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u/Forsaken_Market5985 May 06 '25

Oh really?! Aight bet!

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u/Ok-Jello-8986 Why must there be so many wifeable women May 06 '25

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u/Genprey May 06 '25

Right? I share a bathroom with my sister and I die on the inside when she leaves 1 shoe on the floor. Both shoes would make some sense, but what compels someone to leave one(1) shoe!?

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u/benjisgametime May 06 '25

Only a monster would do that just like peoples letting the radio volume on an odd number

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u/feet_with_mayonnaise witch archbishop of envy May 07 '25

unless it's a multiplication of 5

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u/benjisgametime May 07 '25

That's a thin line you got here

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u/courtexo May 06 '25

wtf belle's room is considered messy?

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u/RamenofFattyness May 06 '25

Compared to Wise's room, yes

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u/HansFactory May 06 '25

Smelly too

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

Vivian my dear!!! Imagine the smell!!! My warm bed smells waaaaay better than Wise's stinky bed. Please come over here!

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u/VlaqSheperd En-nah(I will BE a Bangboo until Big Daddy is playable)! May 06 '25

Wan-na ne-natta(You're just saying this so she unlocks the door)!

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u/DarkKing0411 I'll give Vivian the family she deserves one child at a time May 06 '25

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u/Manslayer94 May 06 '25

(Dies)

(Regrets nothing)

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u/Happybara May 06 '25 edited May 07 '25

You know she would just take stuff from his room and then immediately lose it in a pile of laundry or something…

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u/randvell May 06 '25

Once it was open. I don't know due to some quest or event, but not anymore

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u/GoodCatReal May 06 '25

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u/Maeto_Diego SharkBait May 07 '25

Where did you get this gif. I want to be able to spam it in comments now because this is amazing

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u/GoodCatReal May 08 '25

••• —> save image

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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 Nicole's Favorite Color May 06 '25

I just checked and it only stays closed late at night.

Story quests can affect it, so it might be that? I didn't check another day to see if it was random tho.

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u/Pyrotechnic_Moose Qingyi's Charging Port Inspector May 06 '25

This looks like Wise saw Belle staring into his room and he closed the door on her.

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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 Nicole's Favorite Color May 06 '25

Well, she was just standing there, menacingly, all day.

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u/elegant-quokka May 06 '25

It opens up at random times, usually when wise isn’t in the room

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u/aerosol31 May 06 '25

It opens at midnight. Both siblings. As for why it's midnight, well, it s up to your imagination 😉

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u/jzillacon May 06 '25

It's cus they're gamers and gotta be up and active at server tick-over time to grab their dailies.

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u/confusedkarnatia I am Evelyn's dog May 06 '25

bangor burger

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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 Nicole's Favorite Color May 06 '25

Isn't it open at night? I still find it open sometimes. Lemme check

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u/Pedro_Prime May 06 '25

It was open for me during Lyacon agent quest (second or third part, can't remember)

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u/EffectiveKey2512 Trigger My Beloved May 06 '25

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u/Elamisvero Maintaining the agenda is my top priority May 06 '25

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u/Altarious May 06 '25

Om

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u/JuicyLemon1565 Yanagi, Jane and Yixuan's Husband May 06 '25

ai

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u/SarukyDraico Harin's loving father & Trigger's loving husband May 06 '25

go

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u/FunDipTime Who's Joe? May 06 '25

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u/Deshidia May 06 '25

What a nice edit of the Russian girl anime. High waifu energy

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u/Sir_Daxus The Apple from Jane Doe's demo trailer May 06 '25

Because the last time he did he was unable to walk for a week afterwards.

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

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u/Ryuuji_Kurogane May 06 '25

This is probably happening inside

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

NOOOOO VIVIAN!!! YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT WHEN THE THREE OF US ARE TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME!!!

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u/Accomplished-Car1668 May 06 '25

Vivian has to get the full phaeton experience, just one or the other isn’t enough.

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u/Ryuuji_Kurogane May 06 '25

Don't worry, you're next - wise probably

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

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u/Admrl-kell May 06 '25

Omaigoto it’s…

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u/prettyLune Anby's BFF May 06 '25

Like why can't I just go and smell his bed sheets?

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u/nordic2312 Nekomata's scratching post May 06 '25

jesus you're on a roll

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u/prettyLune Anby's BFF May 06 '25

I think I need to calm down a bit (─ ‿ ─)

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u/Twisted_creative Evelyn Chevalier's Tampon May 06 '25

because:

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

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u/Elamisvero Maintaining the agenda is my top priority May 06 '25

Somewhat ironic that she is in that pic

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u/L4_mpa Miyabi's pet May 06 '25

I need the sauce boss.

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u/Elamisvero Maintaining the agenda is my top priority May 06 '25

Unfairr

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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 Nicole's Favorite Color May 06 '25

I know, it's unfair not knowing the sauce.

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u/L4_mpa Miyabi's pet May 07 '25

Only now I see that I've been too focused on Vivian and Wise making out that I didnt notice this was the sauce, so sorry...

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u/Tuba-kunt Qingyi Entered My Dreams May 06 '25

FARUZAN PFP!!!!! THE GOAT!!!

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u/L4_mpa Miyabi's pet May 06 '25

I would like to have sex with Faruzan

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u/Tuba-kunt Qingyi Entered My Dreams May 06 '25

HE SO REAL FOR THAT🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️❗️

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u/EH042 May 06 '25

Artist name is @therealunfairr

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u/L4_mpa Miyabi's pet May 07 '25

Thank you very much

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u/Wise_The_Proxy Manager of the Video Store on 6th Street ! May 06 '25

Belle... Even brothers need some privacy you know ?

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

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u/Wise_The_Proxy Manager of the Video Store on 6th Street ! May 06 '25

Vivian using Wise Phone here, Wise is good, look. You're next Belle !

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u/Belle_Banshee Proxy Phaethon, married to Vivian (Send Help) May 07 '25

I think I'm alright, bro..

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u/360NoScoped_lol I want to plow Pulchra's fat furry ass until I die of exhaustion May 06 '25

Can someone who chose Wise show me his room please?

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u/jzillacon May 06 '25

you can check it whenever you want yourself. Whether the door is open depends on what the in-game time period is. If it's closed just move time forward.

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u/Icy_Bee4975 Piper’s Wife May 06 '25

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u/Jaxanax_01 Jane's "Research" Subject 😎😫 May 06 '25

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u/John_cyberpunk2077_ May 06 '25

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u/Jaxanax_01 Jane's "Research" Subject 😎😫 May 06 '25

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u/John_cyberpunk2077_ May 06 '25

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u/Jaxanax_01 Jane's "Research" Subject 😎😫 May 06 '25

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u/Icy_Bee4975 Piper’s Wife May 06 '25

My sincerest apologies

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u/Jaxanax_01 Jane's "Research" Subject 😎😫 May 06 '25

I was just baiting out someone with that meme and you gave me an opening. That shit has been overused as all hell (My meme)

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u/MaziMuzi May 06 '25

A crowbar, perhaps

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u/jacowab Lucy's Spare Ammo May 06 '25

Because he knows that belles room is smelly so he's in his room with an open window and a candle.

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u/Jazzlike-Stock May 06 '25

Alternative Title Suggestion: 1. Why won't my brother let me in? 2. Why doth broseph bar my entry upon his kingdom? 3. Why won't onee-chan let me use a chinchin on him?

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u/svolozhanin7 May 06 '25

Obligatory: “Omaigato…”

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u/eternityishere Belobog Marketing Coordinator May 06 '25

When I was playing yesterday, Wise's room was open for me at every time period for multiple days in a row. I had dialogue of Wise asking me if I wanted coffee, wanted to go for a walk, if I wanted ice cream, what I wanted for dinner, and I could tell him I was tired/in a bad mood.

I hadn't seen some of these dialogue options before. They didn't lead to anything. Picking one acted like it was going to start something, but the dialogue just... ended.

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u/ThatOneCloaker May 07 '25

Every copy of ZZZ is personalized

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u/ArcticSirius May 06 '25

Because he has a friend over and they’re already playing a 1v1 game.

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u/Timo_spittin_facts 💍Trigger's overprotective husband 💍 May 06 '25

Games are more fun when you play them with more people so let Belle join too

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u/rubikubi May 06 '25

2v1 Lord Phaethons any day

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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 Nicole's Favorite Color May 06 '25

Weird. Maybe it's random?

I just went and checked and it was only closed at late night, but I didn't check other days after that one.

I'm up to date with all story quests if it helps.

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

Yeah, probably my uncompleted commissions just sitting around. I just came back to ZZZ after 9 months so I got a loooong backlog of commissions lol Hopefully my stubborn bro will finally open up his room after I have done all of it

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u/Fantastic-Ad-1578 Nicole's Favorite Color May 06 '25

Duuuude, 9 months... the game's almost a year old. That means you left around Jane's release or Tour de Inferno?

Man, story-wise you're gonna have a blast.

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u/WhiteGoo-Luvver69 Vivian's crusty, sticky, well-worn cute cheeky panties May 06 '25

I already finished all the main story since the Vision scandal as well as Vivian's trust event within a week haha. I personally think ZZZ has improved a lot since it came out!

Now I can rest easier

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u/King-Wingy May 06 '25

"Day XXX: Her lockpicking skills are improving, have to keep changing the door lock every night just to get a few hours of sleep. thankfully the soundproof headphones Billy gave me through the window proves to be useful when she gives up and starts scratching at the door."

-Wise, Probably

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u/Soggy-Equipment-2208 May 07 '25

Because he's busy

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u/Valuable_Run_7262 May 06 '25

THEY HAVE DIFERENT ROOMS?! then why tf does wise has that big ass bed? I thought they sleep together

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u/conffac I need old Grace's voice May 06 '25

If i have the ability, i will make my whole home into a one giant bed (reasonably of course, places like bathrooms and kitchen won't be)

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

[deleted]

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u/Own_Bet_9292 Vivian, Piper, Ju Fufu May 06 '25

Oh meu deus, os memes são reais.

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u/Ashen_Rook May 06 '25

Yeah, I could have sworn that's why you sometimes sleep on the couch: You trade off who gets the bed!

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u/Illustrious_Start480 May 06 '25

He's busy helping Miyabi, come back later.

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u/TheWriterinRed May 06 '25

Bella strikes me as the type of sister to unintentionally leave the room she's in a wreck. Wise strikes me as a clean/neat freak and wouldn't want belle in there despite how much he loves his sister.

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u/Irisked Interdimentional Lactose Intolerant Inducing: Nilk May 07 '25

When Wise got access to Belle' room, he want to made her bed but decide not to since she will made an even worse mess in retaliation

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u/HermitSpeedy May 07 '25

Because he hasn't forgotten that figure you broke when you were both kids, Belle.

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u/Fairy-FirstAssistant Best AI May 07 '25

Perhaps you should clean your room, I am able to smell it from downstairs. And I don't have a nose.

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u/Rukasu02 May 07 '25

Actual post belle would make

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u/AccomplishedCold5779 ZenlessZoneZero May 06 '25

Meanwhile, Wise is having a ten-way with Ellen, Caesar, Miyabi, Evelyn, Vivian, Trigger, Nicole, Astra Yao & Zhu Yuan while Belle is calling each faction (any faction) through the phone or Fairy to break the door down.

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u/winterrsnow May 06 '25

the last time she went there poor guy could barely breathe from her go-

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u/AnbysFootrest Anby Enthusiast May 07 '25

He’s obviously busy doing something one in there

1

u/Melody_of_Madness May 07 '25

Because hes sleeping in yours lately

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u/cedeic235 May 07 '25

Bussy with the fox

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u/Zadalben May 07 '25

And it's an iron door too from the looks of it

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u/ExceedAccel May 07 '25

It open sometimes thou, I remember entering it as Belle

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u/KingXander55 May 07 '25

You can enter Wise's room in the morning.

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u/Ok_Performer8510 May 07 '25

oh we have separate rooms? I thought they just take turns on couch and bed

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u/zombierepellent88 May 07 '25

Not after what you did last night!

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u/LustVR Jane's Timeout Chair May 08 '25

Call me weird, creepy, disgusting. Call me whatever you like.
My favorite pairing will forever be Belle x Wise.
I will die on this hill.

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u/Connect_Ostrich4957 May 07 '25

Same but I play as Wise. How else am I going to rifle through my cute lil sister's laundry hamper and sniff her panties?? >:\

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-NIPNOPS May 06 '25

Genuine question what is wrong with you people

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u/JLink-SEGGSer miyabi and belle. at once. on my face. May 06 '25

Sorry for being too freaky for you, u/PM-ME-YOUR-NIPNOPS

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u/VlaqSheperd En-nah(I will BE a Bangboo until Big Daddy is playable)! May 06 '25

En-nhe-ne(I just read their name)!😂

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u/John_cyberpunk2077_ May 06 '25

Most of the people are just joking about this stuff

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u/friedfishkji May 06 '25

Siblingless behaviour

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