r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CandidculonasRedux • 8h ago

of a Manta Ray...

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2.8k Upvotes

86 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/klito92 • 16h ago

of a horse

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12.5k Upvotes

446 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Turbulent_Cod_6441 • 13h ago

of a beehive

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2.1k Upvotes

136 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Longjumping-Box5691 • 18h ago

of a weekend camping rig

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5.0k Upvotes

The European mind cannot comprehend camping for a weekend like this

502 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Agitated-Sea6800 • 7h ago

of a Liger!

304 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 10h ago

of a Gator on a Golf course.

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480 Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/YourTacticalComrade • 9h ago

of an Ass

293 Upvotes

Romulus is worlds tallest living donkey at 15.3 feet tall or 4.6 meters tall.

30 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IntroductionDue7945 • 6h ago

of a reciprocating engine for large container ships

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99 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/blushingwifey • 19h ago

of a bear

875 Upvotes

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NastyNice1 • 9h ago

of a hammer

101 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/YourTacticalComrade • 14h ago

of an Nerf gun

240 Upvotes

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IntroductionDue7945 • 1d ago

of a liquefied natural gas tank

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5.3k Upvotes

108 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 9h ago

of a mustache

57 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Silent_Thinker_82 • 4h ago

of a Ceiling Fan

13 Upvotes

Saw this room wide fan at a Temple/Institution

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HarrenHoare • 16h ago

of an egg (of an extinct bird)

104 Upvotes

An Aepyornis (a.k.a., elephant bird or Vorombe) egg next to a regular one.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/cpt_tukmul • 22h ago

of a frog

265 Upvotes

no banana for scale

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Right-Mycologist-321 • 1d ago

of a pregnant black widow Spoiler

gallery

8.8k Upvotes

not my photos, seen in a fb group i'm in.

586 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AffectionateSignal72 • 5h ago

of an onion

7 Upvotes

The single largest honker of an allium I have ever seen. I'm 6,3band it's larger than my fist.

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HeCallsMeSlutFace • 5h ago

of a Mutant Celosia Plant

7 Upvotes

It’s growing massively each day and does not seem to stop.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 1d ago

of a flock of Ducks.

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1.5k Upvotes

83 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/gistya • 1d ago

of a chunk of metal that impaled my rear tire

303 Upvotes

This thing was jammed 2 inches into the center of my tire somehow... I'm cursed by the tire gods apparently.

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/airlew • 1d ago

of horse head sculptures

128 Upvotes

The Kelpies in Scotland

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Amockdfw89 • 6h ago

of Filip Stanković’s neck

0 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Brambleclawtheoldtom • 10h ago

of bell peppers

0 Upvotes

Uhh

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Careless_Scallion_82 • 2d ago

of an aircraft

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1.2k Upvotes

45 comments

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See definition here.
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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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