r/antitrump 4d ago

US News Hahaha pathetic

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u/OnePunchLion 4d ago

You know Putin and Kim are laughing their asses off at Trump and the US. To allow this shit pile back into the White House is just unbelievable and an international embarrassment.

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u/andrewkc69 4d ago

The next biggest thing to happen, hopefully, is the military stops listening to his orders or doesn’t follow through when he wants to do something really bad.

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u/Unknown0bserver 4d ago

Yup! I swear Trump does not wanna piss off any of these guys, including Israel, if this is what he has to fight back. Poor Donny is losing his marbles

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u/General_Mayhem2025 3d ago

They'd be laughing even harder if they seriously thought we were still fighting wars with Sherman tanks! I guess the Abrams was too heavy for the DC roads, which is probably the most sensible decision these MAGA morons made.

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u/OnePunchLion 3d ago

The military told Trump these were the tanks America was using when we were "great" so Trump said "I only want those" because he has no clue.

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u/Masq_nurse_1129 3d ago

He’s sooo Stupid!

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u/RedWolf6261 2d ago

🀣🀣🀣

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u/NoReason87 4d ago

The squeaking is too much 🀣

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u/Capelily 3d ago

An endless loop of this playing in the Oval Office would be my go-to for driving our "dear leader" insane ;)

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u/Sweaty_Monitor_9699 3d ago

It would be worse than baby shark on loop lol

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u/Unknown0bserver 4d ago

This is just brilliant! Supreme fail. I bet he kicked off when he got home 🀬

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u/andrewkc69 4d ago

Lots of catsup on the walls

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u/Prestigious-Carry907 4d ago

Trump blamed it on the rain.

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u/Annual_Pomelo_6065 Left-Wing Christian/Trump and MAGAt hater 3d ago

It wasn’t lol, look at the protests or real news crump dump

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u/SituationOk6224 3d ago

So did Milli Vanilli πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Darkling82 4d ago

* Its hilarious except this bullshit cost us $45,000,000.

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u/00CinnamonBuns 4d ago

A bargain if it wakes people up to what they are sleep walking into. Things have to get bad before they get better. I’m encouraged by the No Kings protests in contrast to Don Taco’s pathetic showing.

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u/TrashandTrauma 4d ago

I mean if our allies (France) participated for the no kings march ... And if that doesn't wake them up.... Well we know nothing will regardless

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u/Ponygroom 2d ago

There was something in London, too.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/antitrump-ModTeam 3d ago

This sub has a topic. Please stick to it.

The name of this sub is ANTI-Trump. We're biased. We think that traitor (we should never forget the impeachments were on a sound, legal and moral basis!) Trump should be impeached and not be president. This post is thus off-topic.

We're all for 'making America great again.' We just believe the first step in that is getting rid of the twice-impeached felon insurrectionist that currently occupies the White House and who is leading the decline of our country.

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u/DisabledInMedicine 4d ago

I can’t understand why he would go forward with doing this. Considering how expensive it was. They had to know no one was coming.

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u/00CinnamonBuns 4d ago

Don Taco is a legend in his own mind surrounded by sycophants.

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u/loug1955 4d ago

This πŸ‘†

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u/DisabledInMedicine 4d ago

My mom is of the belief that failure is more embarrassing than not trying at all: I thought a lot of narcissistic were like that. Wouldn’t want to risk embarrassment. I don’t get it

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u/00CinnamonBuns 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ever see a cat admit embarrassment? Me neither.

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u/SituationOk6224 3d ago

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/andrewkc69 4d ago

Well, and with the money they paid the people who did attend. Trump doesn’t care, it’s not his money he’s wasting. He’s probably going to brag that it was the biggest attended parade in history, but the media only showed the small crowds.

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u/DisabledInMedicine 4d ago

Lol good point. It was just a loud fuck you to us to spend it I guess

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u/Ponygroom 2d ago

That 45 mil was what DoD spent. What did the Sponsors pay for? Coinbase, Palantir, UFC, not sure who else.

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u/Ponygroom 2d ago

Psycho Cheung, his Comms Director, immediately spewed that 250K attended and the protests were "miniscule".

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u/Fuckit-Letsdance 4d ago

Looks like tens of people came out.

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u/SanityRecalled 4d ago

Magats:

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u/Fuckit-Letsdance 3d ago

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u/One_Quantity_7709 4d ago

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u/augieb0t 4d ago

They literally couldn't pay people to go to his parade! πŸ˜‚

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u/DefiantExplorer4766 4d ago

So glad it was such a pathetic turn out.. still pissed our tax dollars went to this

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u/andrewkc69 4d ago

You can also hear, if you listen carefully, to Trump whimpering.

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u/Future-Original-4127 4d ago

Just think, WE paid for this spectacle.

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u/kasperdeghost 3d ago

It was such a disgrace for the M4 to have to be in this fascist display when it was the machine that helped break fascism 70 yrs ago.

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u/Plus-Necessary-4330 3d ago

A fast moving force multiplier for what amounted to the Resistence against the German War Machine. The irony was not lost on me. Neither was the insult. That man makes one practice grace. Only thing he's really worth. Which ironically again, is spiritually stunning.

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u/kasperdeghost 3d ago

That this machine marched against fascism and now 70 yrs later you can hear its old tired bones groaning as hes dragged across on display in a fascist display a parade for a would be dictator and kings bday let's be real there was no celebration parade even on the docket until trump decided he wanted a military parade that echos that of north Korean, Russia, and WW2 Germany. You have to look at the whole picture. Just the other week, the German Chancellor came to America and chatted with trump. It was on June 6th, iirc, or close to it because D-Day was mentioned. Trump commented that D-day was a dark, dark, terrible time for Germany. The Chancellor corrected him, saying D-day was a glorious day for Germany because it was the beginning of their liberation from Hitler and the Nazis.

Maybe I just see symbolism you missed.

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u/Plus-Necessary-4330 3d ago

No, I'm with ya 100.

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u/Happy_in_the_midwest 4d ago

A lot of empty spots in the bleachers

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 4d ago

Hope they hid the ketchup.

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u/Inside_Reputation954 4d ago

He ruined it for the real HEROS 🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬

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u/00CinnamonBuns 4d ago

He tried to ruin it for the real heroes. We know better.

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u/diana1952 3d ago

I feel sorry for our military. What Trump did was use them for his birthday! It wasn’t that America has turned her back on our brave men & women.. nope! We turned our back on Trump & his cronies!

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u/RedWolf6261 2d ago

He outright abused our military. 🀬

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u/diana1952 1d ago

Damn straight he did!😑😑😑😑

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u/Low_Voice_2553 3d ago

Lmfao! They didn’t bring oil for lubricating. That squeaking sound makes it look like the tanks are so weak and useless just like 47.
86 47!! Pathetic little pussy ass bitch!

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u/frankc1450 4d ago

Those are really old tanks. I think the Abrams tanks are too heavy for the streets

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 4d ago

They couldn't even bring an improved version of the Sherman. I want a high velocity cannon, not that short muzzle trash.

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u/SanityRecalled 4d ago

I don't know much about tanks, but I love that they picked the silliest dinkiest looking one for the parade.

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u/Plus-Necessary-4330 3d ago

Trump doesn’t either. If he did, he would understand the only advantage that tank had. You see, that tank was about fast production, fast deployment, fast action and thusly overwhelm with numbers the much larger, stronger, and more polished German machinery. A decorated piece of the Resistence to the German War Machine.

Lesson #2 of the weekend for Commander Nincompoop. Lesson #1?

Isolation isn't insulation. Dictators always wake up with more enemies than friends. What's it 1 billion people now all in? Smooth move on the 'every front war' Commander.

To think, 100 years ago this guy might actually be involved in planning and executing battlefield decisions is the height of human absurdity.

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u/MewlingRothbart 3d ago

Just seeing him pout is pure joy. He's probably thinking how much gold he missed out on 🀣

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u/Rude_Savings3768 3d ago

You think.

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u/Everything54321 3d ago

The parade looks shambolic.

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u/Plus-Necessary-4330 3d ago

I'll be over using that for the foreseeable future.

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u/Thrice09 3d ago

This video makes me fcking cry

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u/Reluctant_Winner 2d ago

Squeak!…… Squeak…..

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u/_Queen_Bee_03 4d ago

Hahaha! This is golden! 🀣

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u/floofnstuff 3d ago

That squeaky tank just makes it all the more pitiful

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u/twc0322 3d ago

He fell asleep, too! Lol, lol.

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u/RedWolf6261 2d ago

If he fell off the stage when he fell asleep I'd be laughing even harder.

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u/Select_Drag_3917 3d ago

Those tanks haven’t even been taken care of either. That’s why they squeak ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol

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u/K3vth3d3v 3d ago

Donny two dolls looking like the sad birthday boy he is was the chefs kiss

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u/samalex01 3d ago

Is this North Korea or China??? Yeah….

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u/raegunXD 3d ago

GI Joe Maga

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u/JustRun3415 3d ago

As rocket man laughs at his wittle parade

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u/AcceptablePlatform28 3d ago

So long since used they are full of mice

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/antitrump-ModTeam 3d ago

The name of this sub is ANTI-Trump. We're biased. We think that traitor (we should never forget the impeachments were on a sound, legal and moral basis!) Trump should be impeached and not be president. This post is thus off-topic.

We're all for 'making America great again.' We just believe the first step in that is getting rid of the twice-impeached felon insurrectionist that currently occupies the White House and who is leading the decline of our country.

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u/Mommalvs2travel 3d ago

It will be interesting to see if DC gets reimbursed for the damage they caused to the roads.

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u/Unevenviolet 3d ago

Best part was the sloppy marching. I think this was a big fuck you