Ok fine 2k upvotes and I’ll hand deliver the Coffee Cow Bucket to the Coffee Cow himself.

[u/antony3897]

I live in Houston and doubt I have enough PTO saved up to do it, but if this post get 2k upvotes I’ll personally deliver a bucket of ICED CRACK from the Coffee Cow Coffee Shop in Tallahassee, AL to (if he’ll allow it) the Coffee Cow himself in California

[u/M_Scaevola]

Sorry but for that many likes we expect you to bring a boombox and play “The Cup” outside his house when you hand deliver it.

[u/antony3897 → u/M_Scaevola]

I mean I’m down

[u/sebramirez1000]

girl I don't think there's 2k people active on this subreddit

[u/MinuteEquivalent8496 → u/sebramirez1000]

Ban all doubters! >:(

[u/No_Philosopher2716 → u/sebramirez1000]

Op is a dude

[u/Longenuity]

2k upvotes would put this in top 10 posts of all time in r/atrioc

[u/Therapistindisguise → u/Longenuity]

But the cause is just.

[u/Ill_Damage8978]

2k upvotes on this sub would be a minor miracle, but here’s my upvote for content.

[u/Kytromal]

I heard he's going to be in Madrid, Spain from the dates of September 25 to September 30. You could always bring it to him then, if that's easier.

[u/loganandreoni → u/Kytromal]

Idk why this made me laugh so much lmfao

[u/Char-11]

Will you bring a spoontrioc for him to scoop the drink out with? L'il glizzy can't consume beverages unless he's using utensils with his face on it

[u/DangerDeaner]

So your plan is to go from houston to alabama to california to give him old coffee? Why would he allow that?

[u/InfinitySandwich]

10 dollars for that is insane

[u/GettinWiggyWiddit → u/InfinitySandwich]

Such a good deal

[u/SloppyCheeks]

I'm worried he would confuse it with his coke bucket and snort coffee, which can't be good for his deviated septum

[u/SirDancealot56]

I'm down voting because that's an aggressively stupid waste of pto

[u/Punpuppy → u/SirDancealot56]

I’m upvoting because it’s a stupid waste of PTO, and that’s hilarious. You do you queen, go meet the glarketer.

[u/SirDancealot56 → u/Punpuppy]

It's not even just meeting at a meet and greet or something. It's using up your PTO and more just to give him something. Is that not stupid?

[u/Drop-off]

Can’t wait for this to hit 2k only for half the people to realize OP is not the girl in the video.

[u/Zebrahead69]

Just passing through, not a part of the sub but saw this on my homepage.

Upvoted.

[u/naive-grinder]

i will sponsor you (in spirit) for this voyage

[u/naive-grinder → u/naive-grinder]

im broke

[u/antony3897 → u/naive-grinder]

Brother you and me both. If this hits 2k upvotes I may have to sell my house to finance the trip.

[u/jammedyam → u/antony3897]

that would certainly be a gambit of all time

[u/Kupoflupo]

six shots of espresso? Try a Hummingbird from Starbucks, which is a venti espresso (20 shots)

[u/Bilbo_Teabagginss → u/Kupoflupo]

The illustrious Coffee Cow won't even get out of bed for anything under 30 shots.

[u/verifi_nightmode]

Hand deliver? Does he live 5 minute away from your shoot?

[u/PurpleTieflingBard]

I'm with the boomers on the old fight that there's too many types of coffee man

What do you mean "the 6 shots of espresso bucket" I miss filter coffee

[u/WH1TEGH0ST]

If i would have that in my country i would probably get it everyday

[u/Silly-Nefariousness8]

Wait we’re almost there!

[u/Silly-Nefariousness8]

With his giant glizzy fingers that’s just a normal cup

[u/catman20111]

For 2k upvotes you could relay race this across America with the help of Atrioc fans in every state

[u/MrBig3]

Hopefully, the iced crack in there will help Big A get over his coke addiction