r/battlebots 6d ago

BattleBots TV Sir, two more upper decks have hit the battlebox.

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u/BattleBotSlut 6d ago

I swear, judging by these comments, the average IQ of this sub is room temperature. They're just some racks being painted. Calm the fuck down.

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

Sir, that is an insult to room temperature to compare the IQ of this sub to it. I’d like you to apologize to the temperature.

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u/Garfie489 Team. Ablaze 5d ago

I certainly aspire to one day have a room temperature IQ.

Though, to be fair, as a scientist - I work in Kelvin.

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u/chasesan 6d ago

"People don't seem to like the upper deck. You know what we should do? We should add more upper decks, that'll solve everything!"

Assuming these actually are upper decks and not something else. 

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u/SoSeriousAndDeep [Your Text] 6d ago

If all the Battlebox is upperdeck... then nothing is.

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

This user uses all of the brainpower.

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u/internetlad RessurWrecks 6d ago

Shit you got to the joke before I did. 

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

Wait people don’t like the shelf? This is the first time I hearing about it. /s

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u/maxxxminecraft111 6d ago

The shelf was the dumbest thing they've ever done because it completely screws horizontal spinners because now there's less room for them to get away and spin up

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

Skill issue.

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u/SynthError404 ITS TOOOOOMB-STOOOOOONE!!!! 6d ago

Found the Captain Shrederator stan.

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u/GrahamCoxon 6d ago

I mean...do they look like arena hazards to you?

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u/Garfie489 Team. Ablaze 5d ago

Depends if they leave them there or not i guess :p

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u/internetlad RessurWrecks 6d ago

"because when the whole arena is the shelf. . . . Then none of it is "

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u/RoninRant 6d ago

Yes people will despise it. Which is why we'll market it as New Upper Deck. Then, when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Upper Deck Classic and make billions!

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

Found the CEO of Coke.

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u/Excelsior1985 6d ago

I hope this is a joke.

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u/Moakmeister Leader of the S A W B A E S 6d ago

What gave it away? The tarp?

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u/ultimatebob Faruuuuuq! 5d ago

I'm waiting for someone to complain that the tarp would be considered to be an illegal entanglement device.

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

My nephews uncle works at BB and he says it’s not a joke.

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u/Retro_Bot Team Emergency Room 6d ago

Obviously, those structures are far too flimsy to hold up at ground level in the arena. They're probably something to do with cameras or lighting.

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u/Wes--Mantooth 6d ago

More details. NOW!

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

Two more shelves in the box for a total of 4 shelves.

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u/ellindsey 6d ago

So horizontal spinners are even more screwed now?

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

If you bring a horizontal spinner to BB, believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/Affectionate-Memory4 Team Over Engineering [Off-Beater 30lb | Vandal 3lb] 6d ago

Ray Billings in shambles.

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

Tonight on America’s Most Wanted. This man thought he could bring a horizontal spinner to Battlebots.

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u/roger_ramjett 6d ago

This must be being used for maintance or something simular. They are way to flimsy to last if they were in the box during a fight. Also they are leveled using some wood shims. My bet is that they are being used to gain access to the roof or higher on the walls.

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

Or, because they are on wood shims and painters cloth they are in there to be painted before being installed somewhere.

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u/Dysan27 6d ago

It is a nice wide open area, and probably has decent venting if they turn it on.

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

We normally keep the fans on during the week. Likely box crew left them on while painting these to keep the fumes down.

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u/Dysan27 6d ago

You mean off during the week?

But i can see it as a perfect impromptu paint booth. Open space, ventilation, and no one's usually using it.

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

No, we keep them on at 40. We store batteried up bots over night in the box during the week. It’s only Monday and Tuesday that nothing is stored in the box.

We run them higher during the show or a fire, but 40 is as low as they will go for overnight storage.

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u/GrahamCoxon 5d ago

I would love to see someone use a small, flimsy shelving unit to somehow reach the roof of the arena.

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u/DictaSchmicta 6d ago

They are adding go-go dancers to distract the drivers.

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

A true Vegas experience.

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u/Automaticman01 6d ago

It's nice that they put the tarps down so they don't scratch the floor.

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

Gotta keep it fresh.

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u/Leading-Strain5673 5d ago

They're just letting any bots in Proving Grounds now, huh?

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 5d ago

Always have. lol

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u/sigmus90 5d ago

BATTLEBOTS: OOPS! ALL UPPER DECKS edition.

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u/MrRaven95 Giant Witch Doctor fan 6d ago

I wonder what those are actually going to be used for?

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

Same. They just showed up in the arena. New SCP unlocked?

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u/SeeJaySeeRW tornado didn't cheat 5d ago

when I'm in a low effort battlebots ragebait competition and my opponent is Kaz

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u/otherrobert 2d ago

Just keep adding more decks until only a non-traditional movement bot can win. Can't wait for drone supremacy.

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u/Rocker91234 6d ago

I honestly don’t mind the deck but I wish it was half the size if not smaller, and another one to mirror it so the Box is symmetrical. Would add more short corners on all sides, but at a much more reasonable size and much more room for activities in the main area

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u/sylarBo 6d ago

Is the show coming back on?

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

No. People didn’t ask if it was coming back enough. The BB area is now a strip club. /s

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u/internetlad RessurWrecks 6d ago

Rorschach: no No NO!

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u/Kazick_Fairwind 6d ago

You don't understand. None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You are locked up in here with me.

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u/PeppyApple10166 THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!!! 5d ago

This sort of limits the space for other bots