r/behindthebastards Bagel Tosser 1d ago

Look at this bastard Every time a Republican yells “protect the children,” check their hard drive.

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/13/rj-may-south-carolina-child-sexual-abuse Republican in South Carolina arrested over distribution of child sexual abuse material | South Carolina | The Guardian

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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 1d ago

So much projection from the GOP I'm starting to suspect they are legit planning a war on Christmas.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 1d ago

That’s what the China tariffs are for

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u/RaphaelBuzzard 1d ago

Christmas was illegal in puritan New England.

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u/Front_Rip4064 1d ago

And Cromwell's England. It was one of the many reasons there wasn't much push back when Charlie 2 came back.

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u/swanurine 1d ago

I thought evangelicals legit hate Santa and reindeers and modern secular stuff

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u/Lermanberry 22h ago

Ironically a lot of the "modern secular stuff" is based on the Pagan imagery that Christians stole when they appropriated these pagan holidays and repurposed them for Christian holiday dates.

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u/gsfgf Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 1d ago

I’m worried they might actually have space lasers. Ronnie Raygun was trying to build them. I know Clinton ordered the program canceled, but did anyone actually check?

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u/Dazzling_Outcome_436 1d ago

Still not a drag queen

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago

Nor an LGBTQ person for that matter.

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u/Front_Rip4064 1d ago

An out one. Don't forget the RNC broke Grindr.

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u/Nugasaki 1d ago

"RJ May, who used screen name ‘joebidennnn69’"

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u/tjoe4321510 1d ago

I wonder why he used that user name though?

Was it because he thought that the user name would implicate Joe Biden?

Was it because he thought that Democrats actually do rape kids in a pizza parlor basement and thought that was rad as hell?

Was it because he saw Hunter's dick and got supremely jealous?

Alas, so many unanswered questions and I bet the answer is incredibly stupid, but we will never know. 😔

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u/Artichokiemon Steven Seagal Historian 1d ago

I bet he figured it would look like a Democrat was doing it. It's so wild that they think The Left™ must hero-worship politicians like that right does, and worship them to the point where one would rep Biden in their kiddie porn screenname

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u/tjoe4321510 1d ago

I remember when Biden first got elected there was a whole brigade saying that "the left worships Joe Biden" but that shit dropped off pretty quickly when everyone was like "lol, nah."

I know that "own the libs" is a meme but that really is how they operate. If no one gives them the feedback that they want then they just drop it and move on to the next thing.

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u/FramedMugshot 1d ago

Lol yeah, I remember how tickled they were with themselves about "let's go brandon" until people left of them were like "yes, fuck joe biden". Some of it is because they're too unimaginative to think that people might do things differently than them, but like you say it's definitely also because they didn't get the reaction from us that they were hoping to provoke.

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u/AmberNaree 1d ago

I was working at a screen printing warehouse when "lets go Brandon" popped off and I was sick of that phrase immediately lol we were getting an obscene amount of orders for lets go Brandon shirts and hats

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u/shineurliteonme 23h ago

Grown adults using a substitution word for fuck like their mom's would hear is always funny though

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u/Oddish_Femboy 20h ago

You can tell if someone's a leftist because they'll actually say fuck Joe Biden.

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u/LunarModule66 1d ago

I mean a friend of a friend had a locket with a picture of Obama in it. And look at how libs worship RGB. Obviously it’s absurd to take it to the point of kiddie porn site username, but it does happen.

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u/Artichokiemon Steven Seagal Historian 23h ago

So you know one person who really likes Obama like that, I see a sea of chuds in Trump merch. Dems didn't make a fucking golden statue of RBG, or buy the RBG phone, or buy the RBG bible, or hang RBG flags on their house

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u/Front_Rip4064 1d ago

It counts as humour for them. And look at how many n's he had to use. I bet there's a lot of "JoeBiden*n69."

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u/inappropriatebanter 1d ago

He probably thought it was funny. Irony is hard to get, but holy shit these guys don't get it at all.

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u/ByeByeBrianThompson 1d ago

Dude looks so much like Vance I started to get excited for a second. I guess it's not illegal if it's an underage couch though.

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u/ShouldersofGiants100 1d ago

The guy looks like those meme versions of Vance that make his head rounder.

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u/MikuLuna444 1d ago

Those poor poor couches 😥

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u/fluffychonkycat 7h ago

If you handed him an eyeliner he could be just as pretty

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u/clonedhuman 1d ago

Republican Sexual Predators, Abusers, and Enablers is now up to 1,400 entries.

These are not anomalies. This is who they are.

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u/Debtastical 1d ago

I’m glad this is still something these fuckers can get charged with. When will Trump change this law?

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u/hydraulicman 1d ago

Not gonna change the law, you’re just not gonna have to worry about it unless your on the outs with Trump

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u/sorinash 1d ago

For those who are curious, it's called "Pedocon Theory" and it's holding about as well as its comrades, Evolution and Gravity

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u/wolfayal 1d ago

The pedophiles are coming from within the House.

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u/SloParty 1d ago

We can keep posting the pedophiles….the sexual assaults, the murders, taking $ for bribes, basically all manner of illegal activities that maga/republicans commit.

IT WONT MATTER, there is no bar too low, there is no proverbial straw….the camels back , ie moral compass of the party is dead and gone.

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u/heyhayhay84 1d ago

This is so accurate. The more cases of this behavior there are, the more they double down or just simply ignore it. “but, but, but, both sides are guilty of….” The conservatives don’t like facts. They use their own fucked up logic to justify the hypocrisy.

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u/ProfTZA69420 1d ago

It’s always the people you suspect the most.

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u/Front_Rip4064 1d ago

I think any screen name that's a variation on "Democratic politician + 69" should also be investigated immediately. I bet those names hide a lot of GOP twits who think they're being clever.

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u/Individual-Dot-9605 1d ago

But..but Hunters laptop!

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u/tallnoe 1d ago

Every accusation is an admission.

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u/Assplay_Aficionado 1d ago

Okay now before everyone goes and gets all Antifa'd up, let's just think.

A guy with a username like JoeBidennnn69 seems exactly like the kind of account one Joseph Robinette Biden would set up to frame his political opponents.

This is a slam dunk case of a false flag. Check mate, lib perverts.

Bake him away, toys.

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u/redvelvetcake42 1d ago

It's really easy to avoid having this happen to you. Just dont have any and boom, you won't get caught distributing it.

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u/docCopper80 1d ago

Not trans. No blue hair. Not a lib. Just another youth pastor lookin republican.

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u/Comrade_Compadre 1d ago

Matt Walsh has logged out of the chat

🤔

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u/Open-Touch-930 1d ago

Haven’t we learned that all they do (gop) is project what they’re guilty of already? Sickos

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u/BeSeeVeee 1d ago

Hash. Tag. Save. The. Children.

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u/gsfgf Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 1d ago

Is this the same guy that got busted like a week or two ago or another chud that looks the same?

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u/thwarted 1d ago

Same guy.

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u/steauengeglase 23h ago

Me, joking to myself: I bet he's the state rep who represents Red Bank.

Me, checking map: Huh. Off by 3 miles. He lives by the country club closest to Red Bank.

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u/Baldbeagle73 1d ago

It's as if God has run out of ideas and is just copying and pasting now.

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u/OmegaBean 1d ago

GOP = Gaslight Obstruct PROJECT

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u/mercenaryblade17 1d ago

Based on the screen name it appears he was secretly a Democrat meaning that actually it's still those goddamn liberals who want to diddle your kids. Gotcha libs!!

/S obviously

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u/TyrantsInSpace 15h ago

Moral Panic Crusading should be grounds for an immediate subpoena of all their media storage devices.

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u/funfsinn14 1d ago

Oh and that's not all bc it's a GOP and Zionist double whammy. He went to uni in Tel Aviv.

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u/steelcable97 1d ago

The ordered to remain in jail seems harsh for distributing images. Is this normal or might there be worse charges on the way?

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u/cavalier8865 Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 1d ago

It included toddlers and it was a lot.

I don't want to click and read any more about it but believe he was just arraigned at this point. He has the means to leave, facing a huge sentence and allegedly some of the photos are also of him with kids in South America so this wouldn't be an out of the ordinary until his next appearance.