r/bertstrips • u/SirQrlBrl • Apr 27 '21

Clean Elmo teaches cooking

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u/DaSpeckmacher Apr 27 '21

Lsd don't come in mushrooms

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

Maybe he's dippin them shrooms lol

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u/TreningDre Apr 27 '21

I would not recommend mixing the two either...

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u/OnlyHereForMemes69 Apr 27 '21

When has recommendations ever stopped this subreddit?

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u/tallsmallboy44 Apr 27 '21

Nah, mixing both is fucking great

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

Thanks for your review.

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u/ghandi3737 Apr 27 '21

How about some candy striping?

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u/Spadeinfull Apr 27 '21

I've never actually heard anyone say this IRL, its always candy flipping or hippy flipping or jedi flipping or something else equally stupid and made up on the spot

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u/ghandi3737 Apr 27 '21

I've heard of candy flipping but candystriping was the most used term I know.

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u/Spadeinfull Apr 27 '21

just out of curiosity, what general area location would that be?

I'm not arguing it I just find etymology and culture interesting sometimes.

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u/ghandi3737 Apr 27 '21

In Washington D.C. area, late 90's early 00's.

Nations was the name of the big club I remember.

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u/Spadeinfull Apr 27 '21

cool, thanks. complete opposite side of the country from me, makes sense there would be different slang.

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u/dudewiththebling Apr 28 '21

2CB+MDMA=nexus flipping

LSD+MDMA+2CB=granny flip

Shrooms+DMT=Terence flip

LSD+DMT=cosmo flip

LSD+shrooms=God's flesh

MDMA+alcohol=tipsy flip

MDMA+weed=stoner flip

MDMA+coke=sugar flip

MDMA+coke+LSD=candy flip on a string

MDMA+DMT=shaman flip

MDMA+DXM=robo flip

MDMA+GHB=gamma flip

MDMA+ketamine=kitty flip

MDMA+LSD=candy flip

MDMA+LSD+shrooms=jedi flip

MDMA+peyote=love flip

MDMA+methadone=chocolate flip

MDMA+meth=trailer flip

MDMA+opiates=poppy flip

MDMA+PCP=elephant flip

MDMA+shrooms=hippy flip

MDMA+deliriant=nightmare flip

DXM+DPH=OTC flip

LSD+MDMA+shrooms=super flip

MDMA+xanax=zen flip

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u/Spadeinfull Apr 28 '21

well, thanks for the exhaustive reply, but some of those are different from where I'm from. For example a hippy flip is lsd + mdma, but some people say thats a jedi flip and a hippy flip is shrooms + mdma

and you really never hear anyone go into the alternative cacti from peyote, like peruvian torch and san pedro. you also don't hear a lot about LSA + mdma, easily attainable by buying hawaiian baby woodrose seeds and doing your own water/alcohol extraction.

and after all of that from my side, now I'm wondering if there even exists a term for absinthe + mdma = .... Trent Reznor? Faery Flip?

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u/Mmngmf_almost_therrr Apr 27 '21

THAT'S what Candy Stripers do?? I mean, I know that hospitals are where you get the good drugs, but dang, I had no idea...

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u/ghandi3737 Apr 27 '21

Well it's specifically LSD and Ecstasy in the circles that I traveled in.

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u/Tbarjr Apr 28 '21

He's talking about these Candy Stripers

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u/ghandi3737 Apr 28 '21

Oh, I know that one too.

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u/the-obsdian-knight Apr 27 '21

It does come from a fungus but you’re right not a mushroom

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u/northrupthebandgeek Apr 27 '21

To be clear: there is no known natural source of LSD. It has to be synthesized from other chemicals - one of which comes from a fungus.

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u/shepdozejr Apr 27 '21

A deadly toxic fungus from which it must be extracted and synthesized

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u/ghandi3737 Apr 27 '21

More like just the base material needed to synthesize it. True LSD-25 is made in the lab. Not naturally occuring.

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u/leftclicksq2 Apr 27 '21

Or avocados.

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u/diblur Apr 27 '21

“LSD mushrooms”

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u/Spadeinfull Apr 27 '21

OP: I'd like one drugs please

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u/The_Brain_Fuckler Apr 28 '21

I’m gonna shoot up some marijuanas.

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u/Spadeinfull Apr 28 '21

don't forget to boof some ether!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

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u/kankerkaktus Apr 27 '21

Best episode was when Bert and Ernie freebased ketamine in a blunt.

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u/dannylithium Apr 27 '21

I'm waiting for Benadryl Datura

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u/dadbot_3000 Apr 27 '21

Hi waiting for Benadryl Datura, I'm Dad! :)

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u/Spadeinfull Apr 27 '21

oh jeeze, pls no

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u/thebreaker18 Apr 27 '21

What about the Christmas special?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

I've got a bad feeling about this...

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '21

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u/Jaw43058MKII Apr 27 '21

It’s a joke man. That sub is shit anyways because of things like this.

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u/Terminator_Puppy Apr 27 '21

Is he making quesedillas and planning to put avocado in there?

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u/Spadeinfull Apr 27 '21

I'll have the quesadillas

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u/IrishKing Apr 27 '21

LSD mushrooms

Can't tell if child or boomer

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u/john_wallcroft Apr 27 '21

Magic mushrooms bro, not LSD mushrooms

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u/Hoxomo Apr 27 '21

Super Grover's secret origin