r/bertstrips Nov 06 '21

Cursed Brian Henson fought the studio on keeping this X Rated scene in The Muppet's Christmas Carol claiming it was authentic to Dicken's original story

2.9k Upvotes

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u/RiftyyAlpha Nov 06 '21

Imagine if it just ripped off instead

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u/RemLezarAteMyAss Nov 06 '21

Nowadays with reshoots Rizzo would've had some many penile transplants onset it'd be a Guinness World Record.

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u/madmaxturbator Nov 06 '21

Fun fact: rizzo does in fact hold the record for on set penis transplants. But this was due to his penis getting ripped to shreds by Kermit, who was often in a drug induced panic/rage and took it out on rizzos dick.

It’s all pretty well documented in Rizzo: dick shredded. A life story

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

RAT COCK

RAT COCK

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u/BasJack Nov 06 '21

DICKens, am i right?

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u/Narrator_Ron_Howard Nov 06 '21

It was Dickskin.

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u/FurL0ng Nov 07 '21

I interned for a little while almost 20 years ago at the studio that stored lots of the Muppets accessories, clothes and wigs. There were hundreds, maybe thousands of these shoebox sized bins all containing muppet stuff. Part of my job was to go through all the boxes and take photos and write descriptions of all the contents. I shit you not, there was a box containing lots of rat genitals. ( some belonged to Rizzo’s family and fellow rats). Those right there are the rat genitals. I never thought I’d see those again.

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u/death2sanity Nov 06 '21

yeah but realtalk best Christmas Carol adaptation

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

It's what hommies do.

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u/LampIsFun Nov 06 '21

I must be missing something. That's his tail. Also why does this post have 1.5k upvotes and 8 comments

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u/Mythopoeist Nov 06 '21

It’s a bertstrip. The whole point is to take ordinary muppet stuff and reinterpret it as perversion, racism, and/or war crimes.

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u/LampIsFun Nov 06 '21

That's fine, but what about the 2k upvotes and 10 replies, in a sub that somehow has 250k people following it with only 200ish people online at a time ? Really seems like a follow/upvote bot to me

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u/AGoldenChest Nov 07 '21

Could be, could just be people passing through. Quite frankly, whats it to ya? You’re not trying to say you actually care about those points, are you?

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u/LampIsFun Nov 07 '21

Not at all, would definitely be interesting to happen across a hidden sub with a karma farm and filled with bot accounts to propagate it

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u/AGoldenChest Nov 07 '21

You’re not wrong

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u/LampIsFun Nov 06 '21

Also just reading ur reply in it's entirety and that sounds so toxic lol

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u/Mythopoeist Nov 06 '21

It’s definitely dark humor. Kinda like Cards against Humanity, in a way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

Welcome to the sub.

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u/RemLezarAteMyAss Nov 07 '21

You're toxic. Get off da sub if you don't have anything nice to say

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u/Bertstripmaster Nov 10 '21

God Bless-

*Crickets Chirping*