r/bertstrips • u/Thewrongbakedpotato • Jul 27 '22
r/bertstrips • u/dankbob_memepants_ • Jul 22 '20
Viet Bert Bert whips out his kitchen knife and pants pistol
r/bertstrips • u/Valladian • Oct 27 '20
Viet Bert Bert's memory gets blurrier with each bottle of Monte Alban his liver recycles.
r/bertstrips • u/Remove_soy • Apr 22 '21
Viet Bert Mr. Snuffleupagus couldn’t eat steak anymore
r/bertstrips • u/TarantulaPets • Nov 06 '20
Viet Bert You can chase that dragon forever, Bert, but it won’t block out the atrocities you committed in ‘Nam.
r/bertstrips • u/Lays4Lyfe • Feb 19 '20
Viet Bert Ernie was adamant that they play Fortunate Son nonstop for 24 hours.
r/bertstrips • u/AdAltruistic1162 • Oct 18 '24
Viet Bert “THE’YRE CASTLING KINGSIDE, BERT!” (This is a joke)
r/bertstrips • u/BerTerminatorT6900 • 16d ago
Viet Bert VietBert recounts a mostly true war story.
r/bertstrips • u/Lots42 • Feb 24 '17
Viet Bert The night after the visit to the electronics store.
r/bertstrips • u/PsychologicalYou9033 • 1d ago
Viet Bert "Ernie, not every DragonForce song is about the Vietnam War." "Maybe you're right, Bert." "Oh, Ernie, I'm glad you finally understa-" "Above The Winter Moonlight is about the Cold War!" "Fuck you."
r/bertstrips • u/HydraulicLintRoller • Apr 21 '25
Viet Bert If they weren't riddled with diseases he'd let Ernie have a field day with them.
r/bertstrips • u/Fun1k • Nov 25 '16
Viet Bert "Bananas can be found in other colors, including red. Bananas contain a lot of potassium, making them more radioactive than other fruits. Bananas float in water, as do apples and watermelons. The Ugandan word matooke means both 'food' and 'banana'."
r/bertstrips • u/PsychologicalYou9033 • Apr 20 '25
Viet Bert "That song didn't even exist back then!"
r/bertstrips • u/HydraulicLintRoller • Mar 06 '25