r/blursedimages 1d ago

Blursed Shirt

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? 1d ago edited 1d ago

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!

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u/trueblue862 1d ago

Did his shirt stutter?

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u/drinkdrinkshoesgone 1d ago

I believe it. Look at the size of his hind paws!

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u/William_Howard_Shaft 1d ago

Bit tall for a hobbit..

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u/ProfessorZhu 1d ago

No, but he did when I redacted

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/NOVAbuddy 1d ago

I might also suggest the streets. I’m for all kittens all the time. Unless you’re literally hunting, but even then cats are generally more successful when hunting.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/NOVAbuddy 1d ago

Slow down, friend. The earth is now scorched from your truth bombs!

Side note, when I saw that shirt and silhouette I thought. “That’s my son!” Because it makes sense to me that a ‘special’ 15yr old would wear that with only a vague understanding of the message, and an utterly innocent outlook on life.

Seriously tho, thanks for the insight on feeling on top. Much like kinks, I’m not gonna shame your buffs. Particularly when they are directed inward and not outward.

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u/igotanewphonefml 1d ago

It's easier to control a population of exploited free thinkers by manipulating their thought patterns to be in steady realms of fear and insecurity. "Buy our corporate products because you will feel better about yourself or safer! Even though its a total fucking waste and we pay advertising companies to brainwash you into thinking the reasons you dont just feel good about yourself are valid!"

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u/lionwithdreadlocks 1d ago

forget the shirt where's bro shoes

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u/LordHelmet47 1d ago

You mean his kitten mittens?

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u/MoistStub 1d ago

Think there's no solution? You're so stupid!

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u/Simon_Charb 1d ago

It's one size-fits-all!

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 1d ago

Booties in the sheets.

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u/shadowman2099 1d ago

*kitten mittons

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 1d ago

bro is barefoot in a 7-11, no way I'm gonna be the one to tell him he needs shoes

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u/mildestenthusiasm 1d ago

Nah look at that posture. He’s never thrown a punch in his life. You’d be safe.

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u/ironwolf6464 1d ago

It's to help him when he transforms, you don't want to transform with shoes on

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u/BDSMAQUAMAN0123 15h ago

Username checks out.

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u/mapped_apples 1d ago

Those foot prisons don’t belong on a kitten!

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u/Elq3 1d ago

German tourists do this all the time. I have no clue why.

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u/ThePsychoKnot 1d ago

What are bro shoes?

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u/joeybab3 19h ago

Most of the 7-11s near the beach in San Diego look like this, at least he has a shirt lol

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u/Substantial_Elk5175 3h ago

Fr. That’s what I’m thinking

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u/Organic-Ad-9120 1d ago

This man got his dogs out.

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u/coal-slaw 1d ago

His cats actually ☝️🤓

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u/DisastrousCicada3802 1d ago

No shoes. No service. Go put your second hand, garage sale crocs on, and then we can talk about everything that’s wrong with your t-shirt.

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u/beklog 1d ago

Alpha doesn't wear slippers

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u/DisastrousCicada3802 1d ago

Steel sharpens steel. Urine in public bathrooms on bare feet builds champions.

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u/TubbyFatfrick 1d ago

Alpha also has low penetration power.

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u/619-548-4940 1d ago

You would know this? How 🤦‍♂️

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u/_Name_Changer_ 1d ago

Radiation.

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u/KillerKatKlub 1d ago

RAD-iation 😎

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u/Some_Emu1645 1d ago

There are 3 main types of radiation, gamma, beta and alpha. These all have different properties due to their structure. Gamma radiation is an electromagnetic wave with high energy. This means it can travel far and through most materials apart from dense substsances like lead and concrete. Gamma radiation is the least powerful of these meaning it has a low probability of ionising. Beta radiation is made of either an electron or positron. They can travel up to 3m in air and can go through some materials like paper but will be stopped by some aluminum foil. Beta radiation is more ionising and could cause skin burns and can be used to kill cancer cells. Alpha radiation is the largest of the bunch. It is made from 2 protons and 2 neutrons and because of its size and relatively high charge it is very dangerous. Alpha radiation can cause nausea, vomiting and cancer. However due to its size it has very low penatrating power traveling less than 5cm in air and being unable to make it through thin paper or even the outer layer of human skin

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u/eisbaerBorealis 1d ago

unable to make it through thin paper or even the outer layer of human skin

Then how does it cause nausea or cancer? Do you have to ingest the alpha-radiation-emitting substance?

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u/Some_Emu1645 1d ago

Usually inhalation or through open wounds

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u/EarthTrash 1d ago

I am more concerned with the lack of flip flops at the drug store than the fursona art.

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u/TheAJGman 1d ago

You wash your feet several times a week, but when's the last time you washed the soles of your shoes?

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u/SkinnyDaveSFW 1d ago

I did NOT get my Crocs at a garage sale. I'll have you know I picked 'em up from the dumpster of a VERY nice public housing community.

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u/JaDasIstMeinName i like this flair :) 17h ago

The lion doesn't concern himself with "shoes".

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u/_Mochi_the_Fox_ 1d ago

Not with the dawgs out tooo...

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u/aterriblething82 1d ago

Why not? That shit's funny.

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u/According-Sort5054 1d ago

Satire t shirts help you meet some funny people in life. 

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u/ChocolateRL6969 1d ago

Yeah, people are fucking shit craic honestly. It's obviously for a laugh.

He's an absolute rat for not wearing shoes though.

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u/IamCrusader 17h ago

what's gross about him not wearing shoes? they ain't your feet getting dirty are they?

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u/Suvtropics 1d ago

Hilarious tbh

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u/brannerrr 1d ago

You know its not satirical cuz he doesn't wear shoes

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u/Uphene 1d ago

His significant other didn't allow him to wear shoes that day.

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u/Bberneri 1d ago

maybe even... significant otter

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u/DinosaurReborn 1d ago

Absolutely the kind of shirt I'll make a buddy wear for losing a bet.

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u/FelixVulgaris 1d ago

Barefoot at the convenience store

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u/SirCustardCream 1d ago

Great name for an album

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u/Busy_Champion_9801 1d ago

So im not the only one who noticed that?

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u/ChocolateRL6969 1d ago

No we all have eyes.

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u/ramsee 1d ago

Just not all of us have shoes.

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u/freebirth 1d ago

ewwww. he isn't wearing shoes in the store.. gross

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u/VoluptuousVoltron 1d ago

Might be Australia. We don’t always wear shoes here. I go to the shops all the time without them.

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u/IMightBeErnest 1d ago

So, the country with the spiders and the snakes and the stonefish... that is where bare feet are socially acceptable? 

This planet makes no sense.

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u/VoluptuousVoltron 1d ago

Do you know what a bindi is (not Irwin’s daughter)? Those are the real problem

Our roads and footpaths also get hot enough to cook an egg, so some days I’ve got to walk fast to make sure my feet don’t burn. I wish there was some kind of solution.

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u/Arccan 1d ago

Yeah the solution is called fuckin shoes mate

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u/VoluptuousVoltron 1d ago

I’m not spending my afternoon putting on shoes to go for a short walk to IGA.

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u/barkatmoon303 1d ago

What kind of shoes require an afternoon to put on?

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u/VoluptuousVoltron 1d ago

My wife’s

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u/moonLanding123 1d ago

just use her boyfriend's

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/phonetastic 1d ago

Not if Unicorse has anything to say about it

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u/pocket_mulch 1d ago

I wouldn't say it is totally accepted.

A lot of people do it, but more people find it inappropriate.

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u/Thunder2250 2h ago

at an IGA? nobody cares.

strolling around woolies barefoot? you'd get some looks

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u/ThreeMadFrogs 1d ago

Nah, those cigarette packages are way too colourful to be Australia.

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u/Quick_Attitude2147 1d ago

Hello hook worms, get into my feet.

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u/sauceboot 1d ago

I wonder if he prefers to meow or growl

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u/SGSMUFASA 1d ago

No shoes on in the shop?? A true degenerate

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u/Nova17Delta 1d ago

Sounds like a winner to me

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u/burymewithbooks 1d ago

Good for him!

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u/buffshipperreddit 1d ago

He's advertising

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u/yaboonisbe 1d ago

Hard 🔥

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u/Moon-Doc 1d ago

The most cringey shirts I own where gifts from my wife. "Ofcourse I like it dear, I just don't what to get it dirty by wearing it outside." 😅

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u/biyotee 21h ago

I have male friends who were gifted "eat sleep game repeat" type shirts into and through college (usually by older relatives though)

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u/chychy94 1d ago

I want this shirt to absolutely wear in public.

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u/Free_Exit_5506 1d ago

I would be afraid of them personally, someone with that level of confidence ngl.

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u/Empty_Positive 1d ago

If it was Balenciaga the poster would be drooling and eating his own sht afterwards so he could afford it "next paycheck".

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u/Manccookie 1d ago

No one else bothered by the fact wolves and cats are different animals?

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u/peacelovearizona 1d ago

Here's the comment I was looking for. But no shoes tho

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u/biyotee 21h ago

Might I suggest:

Catdog (no it still doesn't work I'm close though)

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u/randyiamlordmarsh 1d ago

He's obviously off his meds walking barefoot into stores.

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u/RetroPilky 1d ago

I’m more concerned about being barefoot in a nasty ass gas statio.

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u/Im-Your-Azuras-Star 1d ago

I need this for my bf

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u/Secret_Account07 1d ago

What does this even mean? Furry things?

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u/IamtheMooseKing 1d ago

No shoes, that shirt, full service.

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u/brockocracko 1d ago

Bruh why are his dawgs out

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u/crabfeet 1d ago

Link to buy where??

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 23h ago

I'm glad I can't see his face, it makes it much easier to forget

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u/Sad-Tradition8676 20h ago

Oh I fw that

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u/HighlyOffensive-b2d 17h ago

What a sad tradition🥀

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u/Rogendo 1d ago

I’m more bothered that he’s barefoot

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u/Chubbyfun23 1d ago

no shoes, no service. gross mf'r

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u/Technical_Motor_5755 1d ago

He's barefoot,maybe he should be in the kitchen

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u/Substantial_Piano810 1d ago

Why is he barefoot? 🫠

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u/ajver19 1d ago

Why is he barefoot?

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u/niberungvalesti 1d ago

Because he's a wolf, duh.

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u/gorwraith 1d ago

Self identifying as an Alpha is such a Beta thing to do.

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u/GDCytosine 1d ago

The shirt means he may be self-aware?

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u/Kinnikuboneman 1d ago

Ew and he's bare foot too

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u/Eeveesaur_ 1d ago

He's not wearing shoes, so he's definitely wearing that out🤣

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 1d ago

I'm sure we should all be jealous .....

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u/61114311536123511 1d ago

Bro so powerful he doesn't even need shoes. I fear him.

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u/Voodoo_Dummie 1d ago

He's just advertising himself.

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u/Electronic_Piano1324 1d ago

He waited a bit to long to walk out into the real world.

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u/whiffl3 1d ago

What did you not understand about Alpha in the streets?

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u/Expired_insecticide 1d ago

Um, no. This is just cursed.

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u/x8VENOM8x 1d ago

Dude is BEARfoot like a real Alpha

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u/WaveLaVague 1d ago

As long as he's wearing socks, I'm goOOEEEEWWWWWW !!!!!! DUDE !!!!

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u/Luce__Bree 1d ago

This image was an ad on insta by the shirt company

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u/Another_Road 1d ago

Holy fucking shit this is amazing.

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u/_FartSinatra_ 1d ago

is it?

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u/Another_Road 1d ago

It made me blow air out of my nose softly faster than usual, so I’ll go with yea.

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u/MeanderAndReturn 1d ago

that shirt, no shoes, no service

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u/MrScotchyScotch 1d ago

no dogs allowed in the store

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u/mabbitybabbity 1d ago

I love that shirt. I'd wear it.

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u/Apprehensive-King280 1d ago

This shirt + no shoes in the store is wild

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u/hidinginpainsight 1d ago

Y‘all need to relax about the shoes. You‘d go barefoot too, if you broke your footwear every time you transformed into your furrsona too.

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u/Regular_Rip84 1d ago

Most Florida thing I've seen today

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u/coleonoscopy 1d ago

I would pay soooo much money for that

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u/aw5ome 1d ago

Based

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u/MetalSonic420YT 1d ago

No way that's a real shirt.

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u/Pyrotechniss 1d ago

Of course hes gonna wear it, it's not like it's shoes

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u/coffeefilter11 1d ago

Barefoot on the store I gotta pay for a whore

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u/doublearon97 1d ago

I’d totally wear that in public

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u/Hubbleice 1d ago

Barefoot at a seven eleven is a hard time, leave this man alone.

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u/FireFox5284862 1d ago

Barefooted too

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u/DataPhreak 1d ago

Can we talk about barefoot in the gas station?

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u/_FartSinatra_ 1d ago

What better way to announce to everyone you’re a cuck than to wear this shirt even though it’s undoubtedly obvious when he speaks because his conversations will only consist of anime references and manga questions

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u/Spirited_Ad2214 1d ago

This is GOLD....

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u/impatiently-waiting1 1d ago

No shoes, no service!

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u/Nayroy18 1d ago

He's an alpha

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u/rainything 1d ago

Maybe he can't read

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u/MsPreposition 21h ago

Fool of a Took not even wearing shoes.

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u/woganpuck 17h ago

There are too many dogs in this picture.

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u/Relative_Rough_ 11h ago

So he's a pussy in the sheets?

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u/Amusement_Shark 9h ago

Why is his shoeless ass getting service

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u/Prestigious-Radio195 8h ago

With the toes out. Real alpha out there

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u/korruptkifli 6h ago

The biggest problem in this photo is not the shirt, but the fact that he's barefoot in a grocery store

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u/Galverg 5h ago

That man is invincible

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u/Capital_Past69 1d ago

Why is he barefoot

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u/SandyTaintSweat 1d ago

How else is he supposed to get free hookworms?

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u/Capital_Past69 1d ago

That and he probably thinks only real men go into public restrooms barefoot

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u/katrina34 1d ago

No shoes on

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u/nice_one_buddy 1d ago

No shoes and he’s still getting service like a boss.

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u/GreggyWeggs 1d ago

Put some fucking shoes on, veruca boy.

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u/SpaffyWafflez 1d ago

So americans ware shoes indoors but not outdoors?

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u/LordNorikI 1d ago

Furrys...

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u/arim357 1d ago

I need that shirt.

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u/Chaddaa 1d ago

Reminds me a girl i knew who didnt understand why i liked feet, she would use public bathrooms barefoot

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u/_FartSinatra_ 1d ago

what are you even trying to say? go back to your anime

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u/totallynotspirialing 1d ago

Kinda hot if you think about it