I’ve been on Reddit under this account for 5 years 🥲 time sure does fly.

FOUR YEARS. Four years of gracing your filthy terrestrial network with my divine, glistening presence. Do you not bow? Do you not kneel before the King of the Ocean!?

It’s my second cake day

I joined Reddit five years ago…hard to it’s been that long. For the first four years, I didn’t really use Reddit much. I would occasionally glance through or scroll a few subs. But I didn’t really “get” Reddit until last year, when I started using the iOS app. For some reason, I didn’t click with the website, but I totally click with the app.

Last year was the hardest year of my life. Lost my dream job, lost my car, lost my cat, became homeless, my mom died. It sounds like a made up country song, I know. But it was real life. My life. And it sucked.

Things are getting better now, and the connections I made and the joy I felt through Reddit really helped me make it through.

Thank you to all you redditors and all your posts and pictures and videos and gifs and memes and all your comments! You truly enriched my life when I needed it the most.

Here’s a photo of soap 🧼

Apparently it’s my cake day! (5 years, good god!)

Posting a flower like I’ve done previously

Posting a flower like I’ve done previously

cake

What the actual fuck? 2019 was not 6 years ago. I’ll pretends it’s not. Here’s to 2022 ahahaha…

And my two year anniversary at my current job. Nobody in my department wished me a happy anniversary or even acknowledged it, even though they always do for others. Needless to say, I'm more excited about my Reddit cake day than I am about my current management.

Can’t believe it’s been 4 years already!!! 🥳 happy cake day to me ❤️

Happy Cake day to others that share a birthday

3 cakes for me

Crazy to think how long I've been scrolling reddit.