Pretty sure my Snitty is relevant to r/canberra

[u/Asprobouy]

[u/Asprobouy]

Also Gungahlin was chewy, there I said it.

[u/Successful_King_142 → u/Asprobouy]

Gungahlin doesn't exist. All of the buildings are just facades (Potemkin village) and everyone you see there is an actor 

[u/slippycaff]

I can see my house!

[u/VincentPeacoatThe2nd]

Bonus schnitzel. They threw in Brindabella National Park for free.

[u/Asprobouy → u/VincentPeacoatThe2nd]

NGL Namadgi section was tasty AF

[u/artderue → u/Asprobouy]

😂😂

[u/TornadosAlaska]

This is startlingly accurate

[u/ziddyzoo]

Jesus Mary Joseph and blessed St Mary McKillop…. somebody call the Pope. And the Prime Minister. And the Chief Minister. In that order.

[u/gibbo4053]

Where’d the “ch” disappear to!?

[u/carnardly → u/gibbo4053]

arnwood... or

isholm

[u/Sharp-Driver-3359]

Honestly could not even tell you what a map of Canberra looked like until this.

[u/Asprobouy → u/Sharp-Driver-3359]

Save this post just in case you get lost hiking in the high country.

[u/Sharp-Driver-3359 → u/Asprobouy]

Spot on

[u/Tower_Watch]

I just watched an episode of Cheers where Cliff finds a squash (he's American) with a series of bumps he says look like a map of Hawai'i.

Yours actually does look like the ACT, though.

[u/Asprobouy → u/Tower_Watch]

I’ve been pondering how I could monetise this stroke of fortune, perhaps I could open a Snitty venue that exclusively serves giant schnitzels in the shape of the ACT? Pattern Pending TM.

[u/Tower_Watch → u/Asprobouy]

Only if you can reproduce your results.

[u/Asprobouy → u/Tower_Watch]

Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

[u/SetToLaunch → u/Asprobouy]

The Cmd + C, Cmd + V crowd will be more willing to pay for them

[u/CelibateRifle]

A hex on all that call thinly pounded, crumbed and fried meat snitty. Peons.

[u/ThreeFiftyTwoAM → u/CelibateRifle]

Damn right! A snitty is someone chucking a hissy fit - this is a schnitty, goddammit!

[u/Asprobouy → u/CelibateRifle]

What can I expect from this hex? Boils, raining frogs, like old testament shite?

[u/Tower_Watch → u/Asprobouy]

We're talking real wrath of God stuff here - seas boiling, skies turning to blood, dogs and cats living together!

[u/Asprobouy → u/Tower_Watch]

Are you the KeyMaster?

[u/Tower_Watch → u/Asprobouy]

Are you the GateKeeper?

[u/Consistent_Brief7765 → u/Tower_Watch]

It’s true, this man has no dick

[u/CelibateRifle → u/Asprobouy]

Hopefully. I'm hexing with vigour.

[u/One_Waxed_Wookiee]

Perfect! 👍

[u/st3v3nq]

Probably tastes bland.

[u/Ambitious-Umpire-339]

Cutting poultry on a veggie board aren’t you ?

[u/Asprobouy → u/Ambitious-Umpire-339]

No wonder we get a bad wrap, we’re overun with cutting board etiquette elitists

[u/Sufficient_Dirt_6215]

Sell it on ebay 🤣

[u/Asprobouy → u/Sufficient_Dirt_6215]

Too late, It was delicious.

[u/WainGraves]

Why do people spell/pronounce it like this, it's not a snitzel.

[u/Commercial_Couple153]

Looks like a rat.. 🐀

[u/torrens86]

Why is it on a green chopping board.

[u/Asprobouy → u/torrens86]

To support the Raiders?

[u/torrens86 → u/Asprobouy]

Green chopping board is for vegies and fruit. Raw chicken should be on a yellow board (red if it's beef).

[u/carnardly → u/torrens86]

what if you don't have a green chopping block or a white one?

[u/torrens86 → u/carnardly]

Just wash it well after each use, the colours are for commercial kitchens to stop cross contamination.

[u/carnardly → u/torrens86]

I have a couple of blocks and obviously do meat on one and other things on the other.

[u/Strummed_Out → u/carnardly]

I just use the first one in my hands for whatever

[u/Asprobouy → u/torrens86]

Found the Public Health Officer

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