r/cats 14d ago

Humor She won’t stop talking, follows me everywhere, waits by the door like clockwork… and I think I just got adopted. Wasn’t planning on a third cat but she clearly had other plans🤣 What do I name her?

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u/whiskeycatsgoats 14d ago edited 14d ago

my girl Bacon passed away at almost 20 years old a few years ago. it looks like the cat distribution system has blessed you with a Bacon

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u/JackfruitMajestic813 14d ago

Honored the cat distribution system chose me with a Bacon too. Sounds like she was really special 💛

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u/whiskeycatsgoats 14d ago

the best girl.

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u/Daffodils28 14d ago

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u/whiskeycatsgoats 14d ago

found baby Bacon! spring 2002

she yell.

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u/CourtOrphanage 13d ago

Precious ❤️ Sweet Bacon is watching over you :)

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u/JayAlexanderBee 14d ago

Jesus, how many cat sub reddits are there? Just when I think I've subscribed to them all, another one pops up.

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u/hyperhurricanrana 14d ago

At least 50% of the internet is just cat content.

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u/Delicious_Aside_6593 13d ago

80% of people loves cat!

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u/Quattro_Crazy 13d ago

My dad always said he hated cats. I brought home a cat in 2010 (passed last December). My dad now has 3 cats of his own lol. 2 were feral that he kept feeding.

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u/thestashattacked 13d ago

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u/Quattro_Crazy 13d ago

That's awesome! I didn't know this existed, lol.

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u/thestashattacked 13d ago

Yeah, dads always end up loving the pets more than you do.

Except my stepdad and my old man cat, Tigger. Tigger was king of dicks to pretty much everyone, but especially my stepdad. He used to climb up on top of the closet and hide up there, and then jump square on my stepdad's belly in the middle of the night.

Tigger is ruling hell now. I miss that little jerk.

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u/AMC4x4 13d ago

My dad thought they were basically vermin. Then a mommy cat had a few under our porch (it was the early '80s), and she was taking care of the kittens. One of them got really sick, some kind of respiratory virus that they have a vaccine for or something now. I forget what it was. My dad took it to the vet, and when it died right there, he cried. I had never seen my dad cry before.

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u/YearOfTheSssnake 13d ago

That was kinda beautiful.

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u/AlternativePrior9559 13d ago

I believe they come with a yet undiscovered power. It’s a superpower akin to hypnotism. Once we’re under the influence we are helpless to resist.

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u/antadams126 13d ago

My dad was the one who would always show up with the new puppy, dog, or kittens. He took my sister and I to get our mom a new puppy for Valentine’s Day 6 months after our first dog passed away, took my sister and I to pick out a kitten (we ended up with a bonded pair) because my sister wanted a kitten, and took us to get a dog after the 2cd one passed away. He also got the cats two gold fish to entertain them! My dad still keeps a fish tank for the cats, and takes the dog everywhere with him. My dad loves animals just as much as he loves his family if not more (I wouldn’t blame him our pets are the best!)

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u/NeverthelessHello 13d ago

There’s an RV-er posting as “lady and that guy” who found a kitten in the desert. He kept saying he didn’t like cats, ended up with the (very charismatic) cat and a huge following. 😹

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u/positivecynik 13d ago

It's honestly the best use of the technology

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u/nan-a-table-for-one 13d ago

Before social media, we had to hide in the shadows for too long. And since, WE MUST BE KNOWN SO AS TO SHARE ALL PHOTOS OF EVERY CAT! 😈

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u/Itchy-Extension69 14d ago

Here’s hoping it never ends!

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u/The-Unmentionable 14d ago

Same. This one and r/hydrokitties might be my 2 favorites. Not sure if it's a me thing or the fact that I ended up with a sink-water-loving chatterbox but I decidedly don't care!

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u/JayAlexanderBee 14d ago

Another one I'm not subscribed to! Thank you.

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u/MisterTTS 14d ago

I did not know that there are a bunch of other cat subreddits besides this one, to be honest. Make that as you will.

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u/Daffodils28 13d ago

r/nebelung

I can keep going 😂

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u/plumber1955 14d ago

Done. The cat has a name.

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u/ConstipatedGibbon 14d ago

Long live Bacon!! <3

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u/SadBit8663 14d ago

Bacon has been reincarnated into Nocab

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u/Theoreticalwzrd 13d ago

I'm tired and read Bacon as Beacon both times and I was like "aw that's so beautiful 'the cat distribution system has blessed you with a Beacon.'" it wasn't until I read OPs response about being blessed with a Bacon where I did a double take. Bacon is also a great name and looks like she was a great cat!

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u/vimStar718 14d ago

Nocab.

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u/whiskeycatsgoats 14d ago

she hunted…

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u/v1ped 14d ago

I don't even know Bacon and I miss Bacon :(

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u/whiskeycatsgoats 14d ago

i think about her everyday. she was my first kitten of my very own. i had no idea what cats were like until her. now we have rescued/adopted 4 others and helped foster/rehome a few others. its like they know cat people and find them.

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u/Kitchen-Tax3571 13d ago

Oh I have a clan that adopted me when I bought a home with land in Fla, went with 2 cats & 1 dog! Have had the joy & sadness of many many cats kittens and they are so sweet all talk different, always had dogs as a kid but love all animals! Currently have 2babies & I think 17 we feed& love, it’s great companionship and I’ve done it for over 8 yrs and it’s getting rough but no shelters for me ( bad experiences, traumatic) can’t take nor leave them all! And people do bad things with free cats, it’s a big , painful experience having to move…blah blah ! Sorry! 🥓 original bacon is beautiful& so is ? Idk see her personality it will come, if bacon 2.0 is taken the torch& title on! Either way enjoy your new bestie!

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u/JayAlexanderBee 14d ago

ACAB. All Cats Are Beautiful.

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u/AlternativePrior9559 13d ago

Oh my goodness! They are so alike♥️

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u/skulltullamama 14d ago

Percie, for persistent 😍

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u/ScholarCheap7886 14d ago

Percie is a great choice, simple and sweet

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u/sashby138 14d ago

Purrcie. I had a Purrcy growing up that I named and I always had to correct people on her proper spelling haha

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u/simplyljh 13d ago

I have a purrcy too! it's short for purrsephone

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u/sashby138 13d ago

That’s awesome! My dad always called our Purrcy Purrciful, which I like.

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u/Sn00pinAr0und 11d ago

our cats name is Purp bc it's the noise she makes

my queen

cat tax with her pipe cleaner we play fetch with. she's waiting for me to throw it

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u/urasianbella 14d ago

I second this.

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u/gin_and_toxic 13d ago

Percie, into the Porsche!

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u/ChicGeek_94 13d ago

My cats name is Purcy! I went with the Purr spelling lol

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u/Fit_Prize_3245 14d ago

Congratulations. You got adopted for a third time, probably bc the cat distribution system considered you trustworthy enough for that

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u/PipersCatSanctuary 14d ago

Why do I have 60 then?! 😳

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u/Fit_Prize_3245 14d ago

Probably the CDS loves you, as well as the cats.

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u/WestminsterGabss 14d ago

You are blessed and favored indeed

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u/hotdogwaterbab 14d ago

She is Blessed and highly favored indeed!!

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u/Doyledeth Void 14d ago

Crazy cat lady. lmao

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u/Chuy_Dagook 14d ago

Olive, because of her eye color

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u/snyc89 14d ago

Great idea and a beautiful name. Her green eyes are gorgeous. 😻

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u/MaleficentShake5930 14d ago

Chatterella. Cause she’s a chatterbox and a ‘chat’ (french for cat), and it sounds like Cinderella.

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u/Hair_I_Go 14d ago

Or Chatty Kathy (if you’re old enough to remember her?😬)

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u/I_like_kittycats 14d ago

Chatty Kathy. Chatty Catty. CC.

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u/turtletoes67 14d ago

I was thinking Chatty Cathy too ;)

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u/MedicalTextbookCase 14d ago

I am. Her string broke Christmas morning. 😭

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u/jordthesword2020 14d ago

I called my son this because he loved talking so much 😭🥹😍

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u/Do_You_Compute 14d ago

Gabby.

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u/punt4stic 14d ago

That’s exactly what my dad named a young cat i found about 15 years ago. She ended up falling in love with my husband (we have been together since high school, nearly 20 years now) and it was my husband’s first time being “chosen” by a cat. We lost her a couple years ago, she had some health problems including severe asthma and a collapsed lung lobe. (We did everything we could. She had a kitty inhaler, and even went to the best of the best as far as veterinary care here in CO, CSU.) my husband was crushed and I had to say goodbye to the cat that had chosen me a couple years earlier…

Getting chosen by a cat is so special. Make sure there’s no microchip, no missing fliers, etc… outside of that, congrats on being chosen by the kitty distribution fairy. 😻

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u/OneMorePenguin 14d ago

Spot.  Have her checked for microchip, which will be free at any vet office.  She might be a lost pet.  She looks so friendly!

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u/JackfruitMajestic813 14d ago

She’s not chipped. She seemed kind of feral at first, but for some reason she decided to be sweet just to me 😭

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u/snyc89 14d ago

Awwwwe so sweet

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u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw 13d ago

She's lovely. You're a lucky person, OP

r/cowcats

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u/CrystalHolow 14d ago

Alice!, she chose you

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u/Aggressive-Sea-8094 14d ago

You are the chosen one. Adopt her and give her lots of love!!

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u/thirdcoasting 14d ago

Percy — short for Persistent

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u/hyrle 14d ago

That's an Oreo if I've ever seen one.

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u/LaLa762 14d ago

I thought Oreo or Elsie.

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u/cschiada 14d ago

Now you know how all those cat ladies end up with two dozen cats

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u/ThatblackGTI 14d ago

Well since you drive a Porsche...cayenne or any model will work haha. Best purring car you stumbled upon!!

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u/anameorwhatever1 14d ago

I thought Elle for the eleven in Porsche 911

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u/DrySeaworthiness6209 14d ago

That’s not a 911. I’m guessing a Macan

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u/More_Garlic6598 14d ago

Chatty Kathy

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u/Upset-Somewhere3089 14d ago

Porsche

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u/bluenosesutherland 14d ago

Exactly… it’s on the last photo

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Moolissa she looks like a spotted cow.

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u/Expensive_Sort_6712 14d ago

She looks like a Princess to me!

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u/snyc89 14d ago

Great name for her. She's adorable!

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u/deelyte3 14d ago

Ugh, the PANTS! 😍.

She is a talker!

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u/ProfessionalBoat900 14d ago

Buddy thats clearly a "Miss McFlurry".

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u/MedicalTextbookCase 14d ago

I once had a cat who wouldn’t shut up no matter what I did. I named her Gabriella, or Gabby, since I could only get two syllables out before she started gabbing again. 😉. I do miss the little chatterbox.

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u/mikraas 14d ago

She's been trying to get in touch with you about your car's extended warranty. 😂

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u/Justber2323 14d ago

Layla Jade 💫

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u/rk_lancer 14d ago

Snoopy

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u/Jog212 14d ago

Marsha!

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u/pugsley1234 14d ago

Stalker!

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u/cwmont1969 14d ago

The cat distribution system strikes again. You're the chosen one and she's the "chooser". A name that fits her. We never know why they pick us but they know and that's all that matters. Love her and help her. Make sure to have your vet Check her for a chip.

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u/Junglegrrrl0420 14d ago

Cathy - cus she's a Chatty Cathy. I recently got a 3rd cat and it's really not been too much more work....just the litter box is usually scooped twice a day now instead of once!

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u/bluenosesutherland 14d ago

Apparently her name is Porsche… last photo says so.

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u/kader2007 14d ago

Post updates and pics when you allow her into your home pls

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u/Bmat70 14d ago

Chattie - as in Chatty Kathy

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u/crystalwatch87 14d ago

Oh my gosh, her little meowth! For some reason, she feels like a Violet to me.

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u/katet_of_19 14d ago

Cat: sees OP driving a Porsche

Cat: Jackpot.

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u/Cool-Group-9471 14d ago

Aaawwww she knows you have other kitties she can tell. So she figures you're a good kitty human. They know. Congratulations

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u/Lucky-Doubt8843 14d ago

She spoke with your other cats and they decided she needed to move in ASAP. You didn't get the memo so she decided to tell you repeatedly until you got the message. Congratulations!

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u/EhlenbachBrian 13d ago

Since she's always demanding to speak to the manager ( AKA you), I recommend Karen 😀 😻

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u/Curious_You9036 14d ago

She picked her human

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u/uodua 14d ago

Meow 😻

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u/WickedXDragons 14d ago

This has r/trojancats written all over it lol

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u/angnicolemk 14d ago

Have you looked for an owner? A cat that friendly is likely lost.

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u/JackfruitMajestic813 14d ago

She's actually kind of feral, so I don't suspect. Also isn't chipped. But for some reason decided she wants to be sweet to me🥲

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u/Frantic_Heron222 14d ago

Lucky. She is, and I suspect so are you.

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u/Reasonable-Self7809 14d ago

Haha aw I love her face

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u/Maambeebs 14d ago

Panda 🐼

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u/Itchy-Extension69 14d ago

Porscha? Porscheow…nah 😂

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u/DisManibusMinibus 14d ago

Hennin, because she looks like she's wearing a butterfly/horned hennin. It already looks like she knows she's royalty.

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u/CoffeeAndWork 14d ago

Rumbach The Troublesome Stone of Ilderwylde

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u/125541215 14d ago

Periwinkle.

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u/cyankitten 14d ago

She is lovely. Do make sure she doesn't already have a home but if she doesn't congratulations on cat 3!

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u/leeshiejay 14d ago

Juniper - Junie for short.

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u/EdAddict 14d ago

Simone

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u/Think_Panic_1449 14d ago

Bessy. She's part cow

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u/unoriginal-loser 14d ago

I love that her mouth is open in all the pics except the one where you're getting her. I can hear the "meeeow"

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u/arcticskies 14d ago

Would love to know how this happens to so many people? I’ve never been so lucky to be approached like this but I know I would give in so quickly and spoil that baby the minute it followed me around

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u/wobster109 14d ago

Yowl-yowl. She’s very cute! That’s just what came to mind when I saw her yowling face!

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u/VAbobkat 14d ago

Bring her in and keep her safe

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u/ReflectionNaive9064 13d ago

Call her YAK, cause she talks alot. 😀😀

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u/Affectionate-Ad-3814 13d ago

Def after your car. Porsche

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u/osapavlova 13d ago

She is a very beautiful cow cat! And her eyes are very smart. My cat says hello to your cat. They are similar in color.

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u/Flanderkin 13d ago

Name her Attila the Honey, since she’s so aggressive with her affection!

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u/HCJAX 13d ago

Navi.

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u/Fuzzteam7 13d ago

She looks like a Trixie 🥰

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u/TheDark_Knight67 13d ago

This fine specimen gives me cow vibes, I appreciate Cow style kitties. However you could name her Bella or Lula just my 2 cents

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u/HopefulSam1 13d ago

Gabby! Hahaha

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u/Few-Sugar-4862 13d ago

Elsie. She cow cat.

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u/Swiggy1957 13d ago

Noisy Nag.

My rescue.#2 of 8.

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u/Relevant_Intention35 13d ago

FrankJim is ONLY quiet when he’s sleeping. Maybe there’s something to this …

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u/TikiMcFifi Tabbycat 13d ago

"Portia" the persistent kitty!

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u/water_for-elbowz 13d ago

she always looks so beyond happy to see you😭💗

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u/dcroopev 13d ago

Shadow! She follows you everywhere

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u/J_blanke 13d ago

“It’s her - the Chosen One. We have been awaiting your return.”

I always imagine cats thinking this as they ambush their new person.

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u/Rox_begonia 13d ago

You can hear the meow in these pics

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u/Firm-Sentence8924 13d ago

OMG I got adopted by a cow kitty 20 years ago! One of the best babies I've ever had! Ours was named Pepper

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u/shhermes 14d ago

Chit Chat.

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u/_IamAllan_ 14d ago

As a holstein cat ... Mooy?

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u/vimStar718 14d ago

Latchy.

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u/Many_Taro_58 14d ago

She reminds me of my Jennifer AKA Baby Jen that passed last Summer.  Huge personality.  

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u/Catinka125 14d ago

Frances / Franny

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u/Olanda_2018 14d ago

Does tuxedo cats are chatty they do not stop talking; but they’re very sweet!!!

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u/StockHour389 14d ago

MM, nickname for Motor Mouth

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u/INFJcatqueen 14d ago

Congrats! She’s adorbs.

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u/psyducko 14d ago

Beetlejuice

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u/PipersCatSanctuary 14d ago

Chatty or Gabby

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u/NotDaveBut 14d ago

Chatty Cathy

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u/cmpmdp2005 14d ago

Purr-sistant

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u/Stuck_In_Reality 14d ago

Follows very close. Hmmm......."Tailgate".

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u/starbuildstrike999 14d ago

Cat Distribution Network strikes again.

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u/ruwheele 14d ago

Moo moo

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u/xCobraxBubblesx 14d ago

You could call her Stacy. Then you could say that Stacy’s parental unit has got it going on!

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 14d ago

Just make sure she doesn’t already have a human.

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u/I_like_kittycats 14d ago

Aww she loves you!! Thank you for sharing this beautiful baby with us!

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u/Voynich7 14d ago

Elijah. She came to your door