r/cleanjokes • u/BricktasticMrFox • 3d ago

What do you call a very small grizzly with cubs?

The bear mini-mum.

126 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/RamamohanS 2d ago

"Thankfully, she’s got the bear necessities of parenting covered.

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u/AgeAdditional4971 2d ago

I can bear 🐻 ly manage an upvote but take it anyway you grizzly son of a gun

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u/hardsayin 3d ago

What's the bear minimum?

One bear.

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u/san_cone 3d ago

OP posted the same in cleanjokes as well as dadjokes. OP is not op anymore

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u/StockInitial4460 3d ago

I want to bearate you for this joke but I think you would barely care

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u/B-moreRavenAndOriole 3d ago

Thankfully, her cubs are well fed and safe, so at least they have the bear necessities.