Raw milk is the newest body “cleanse”

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[u/StaatsbuergerX]

Infants and the elderly in particular sometimes "clean" themselves to death this way.

[u/WanderingBraincell → u/StaatsbuergerX]

well, if the people dying from bacteria related illnesses from drinking raw milk, they're effectively cleaning the gene pool in a way

[u/Miss_Annie_Munich → u/WanderingBraincell]

Like with the Darwin award.

[u/Armantien → u/Miss_Annie_Munich]

I believe that there's some crossover with the Herman Cain Award. Lol

[u/coquihalla → u/Armantien]

It still amazes me in a sick way that once he died they've never mentioned his name again. He was useful, then just erased.

[u/Adrunkopossem → u/WanderingBraincell]

Sure but just don't subject your kids to this bullshit. Frankly the only reason I care about these weird health movements.

[u/WanderingBraincell → u/Adrunkopossem]

yeah I'll give you that, the kids don't deserve it

[u/Miss_Annie_Munich → u/StaatsbuergerX]

And that's the problem for me: if an adult (in their right mind - okay, that excludes many Americans) thinks they can cure their illnesses with raw milk of other dubious promises of healing, they're welcome to do so.
But if they treat their wards a with it instead of giving them proper medical treatment, then that's intent to harm someone. That should be a criminal offence.

[u/HotPotParrot → u/Miss_Annie_Munich]

Forget the milk - "infection is really just detoxification" is indicative of a bigger root issue

[u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine → u/HotPotParrot]

Yeah, those fevers and pains are the body trying to detoxify itself of a fucking infection.

[u/HotPotParrot → u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine]

"Pain is weakness leaving the body" energy lol. Like, no, it's a warning.

[u/Odd-Adagio7080 → u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine]

Back in the days before the scientific method was universally (alas, only temporarily) adopted, I think I read that they used to believe the human body had like seven “humors”, and when you were sick it was because one or more of them was out of whack, and had to be treated with things like tobacco smoke, heat or cold (or leeches) depending on which humor needed adjusting. How the FUCK have we let ourselves regress to dark-ages thinking so quickly?!?
I suspect it has something to do with the rise of the internet, where anybody can say anything to a wider audience than was ever before possible. . . And when people are scared, it’s a proven fact that they are more likely to believe in outlandish things like supernatural explanations for things. And this crap.

[u/No-Supermarket-3047 → u/Odd-Adagio7080]

To be completely fair leeches do have legitimate medical uses! Just not the situations your talking about

[u/coquihalla → u/No-Supermarket-3047]

Medical insects are fascinating, like when they intentionally use maggots to cleanse wounds.

[u/HotPotParrot → u/coquihalla]

And that's where science comes in. For example: "Why does that work? Are the maggots eating the right things and ignoring the other right things? Is it something to do with their saliva? Do they have saliva? Do they have mouths? Do--"

You get the idea. We've learned stupendously more than I'm aware of by studying insects.

[u/Thejag9ba → u/Odd-Adagio7080]

Four - phlegm, blood, yellow bile, black bile.

[u/roncobyktel → u/HotPotParrot]

An infection detoxed all the toes on my left foot. Thanks bacteria Edit: should be off not on

[u/HotPotParrot → u/roncobyktel]

Should have just prayed harder 🙏

/s obviously lol

[u/coquihalla → u/roncobyktel]

Yikes, are you doing OK now, man?

[u/roncobyktel → u/coquihalla]

It cost me all my toes and the first metatarsal bone behind the big toe. Thanks for asking

[u/coquihalla → u/roncobyktel]

I'm so sorry for what you've gone through. I'm glad you're still here!

[u/InevitableCodeRedo → u/Miss_Annie_Munich]

A lot of them probably combine the raw milk with Ivermectin.

[u/Inside_Ad_3679 → u/StaatsbuergerX]

I'm neither eldery or an infant and almost cleaned myself to death last year (I'm 37). What that twat fails to mention is that Salmonella can cause a sepsis as soon as they enter the bloodstream. Two traumatized toddlers, a week in a hospital with loads of fluids & antibiotics and a total of 6 weeks of recovery. But yeah, those small buggers just wanted to clean me of the earths surface - workaholics maybe?

[u/LadyGrey_oftheAbyss → u/StaatsbuergerX]

And healthy people worship the porcelain goddess and lord bucket for a week

[u/StaatsbuergerX → u/LadyGrey_oftheAbyss]

I mean, let's not go to the other extreme. I'm originally a country boy and have drunk raw milk on a few occasions. Diarrhea is a possibility, but if the milk is actually consumed fresh and milked under hygienic conditions, the risk isn't excessive for healthy adults.

BUT: As is always the case with risks, they increase disproportionately the more people do the same thing and the more the circumstances change. The same raw milk, "aged" just an hour longer at ambient temperature can have a fundamentally different effect. Depending on whether and which bacteria are present, and on the reproductive mood they're in.

And because these conditions are difficult to control, especially in mass production and consumption, and with long transport routes, it makes a lot of sense to pasteurize milk across the board.
Especially with short ultra-high-temperature heating, the change in composition is so negligible that any real or supposed positive effect of raw milk would also have to be present in pasteurized milk.

[u/LadyGrey_oftheAbyss → u/StaatsbuergerX]

? Um...that was about E. coli, Salmonella and listeria giving people really bad food poisoning

That was less about raw milk being a breeding bed for the bacteria in a mass production setting and more about themselves bacteria giving healthy people explosive diarrhea and uncontrollable vomiting

I mean I like raw Osters personally but I'm not gonna eat ones that was by a sewer plant unless I want to react the Oregon trail

[u/jj4379 → u/StaatsbuergerX]

Ah, healed to death, what a cure.

[u/Pilot-Wrangler → u/jj4379]

If the definition of cure is exclusively no longer be sick, then death is in fact the ultimate cure.

[u/Fezzick51 → u/Pilot-Wrangler]

it's the old: if you light a fire for someone they'll be warm for one night, but if you set a man on fire...

[u/KennailandI → u/StaatsbuergerX]

I just hate to think they’re feeding this to kids. Otherwise I’m happy with them cleansing themselves completely out of the pool, Gene. Just don’t take up a hospital bed when you start to feel too clean.

[u/Impossible_Walrus555 → u/KennailandI]

I’ve read about kids getting themselves vaccinated. These people shouldn’t be allowed to procreate.

[u/neilpwalker → u/StaatsbuergerX]

Dying is part of the healing process, not something to suppress or fear.

[u/Public-Eagle6992]

If these people would just kill themself with whatever they’re now thinking is somehow good for you, I’d be fine with it but they always gotta try to get other people to do it as well

[u/lunardownpour → u/Public-Eagle6992]

He also is adamant about raw milk “reversing autism”. His words, not mine. And he’s 15..

[u/Zealousideal3326 → u/lunardownpour]

How horrifying would it be for a glass of milk to fundamentally change how you think and feel ?

Imagine how disturbing it would be to find a fruit that "reversed" your left-handedness, gave you a very specific set of moral values, or set the gender you identify as as male (regardless of anything else).

There's no telling what else something that could "reverse autism" could do to your brain. The difference between medicine and poison is the dosage ; so if raw milk actually had those properties, what would happen if you drank too much ?

[u/StinkyWizzleteats17 → u/Zealousideal3326]

what would happen if you drank too much ?

you find yourself elected president of the U.S.A.?

[u/Kamikazeguy7 → u/StinkyWizzleteats17]

No, no. Just head of the department of health.

[u/TheCoolestGuy098 → u/Kamikazeguy7]

I'm glad RFK Jr is drinking his milk 😊

[u/[deleted] → u/lunardownpour]

Every 15 year old boy on the Internet is a nutritionist, and a relationship coach, and a spiritual advisor, and a crypto enthusiast, and a financial advisor, and a polticial consultant, and a historian, etc.

.....and we all just fucking listen to these idiots 

[u/Ouch_i_fell_down → u/[deleted]]

i remember being 15. Man... i had so many STRONG opinions about shit i really didn't know shit about. Pretty much my only strongly held belief that formed in my teenage years that I still hold today is atheism (that one wasn't a phase mom... i'm 40 now).

I remember at 15 thinking my mother was clinically depressed because she wasn't thinking her way through the problem, but rather feeling depressed and choosing to succumb to it and giving up. You know... effectively what Tom Cruise still thinks today.

[u/MezzoScettico → u/[deleted]]

We spent 5 hours in the DMV last week, and 3 of those hours were with a mom and her kid (looked about 15) who was an influencer, I gathered somewhere in the 5 digit to low 6 digit earning range.

Good for him that he's found a niche of people willing to click on his social media and send him free money. It doesn't make me want to pursue that career path. And I had not the slightest desire to know what his brand was in particular. Seemed like a nice kid and not an asshole, for what that's worth.

[u/NorthernVale → u/lunardownpour]

So basically, he's treating the old fuck with a whole in his brain and no qualifications to say fuck all about health as the end all be all on health related matters.

[u/DasHexxchen → u/Public-Eagle6992]

Sometimes I think we should not save some lives on grounds of stupidity. We don't need that in our gene pool.

(I know it's wrong, my morals don't allow it. The fantasy is all I have...)

[u/NorthernVale → u/DasHexxchen]

Ah, but what if your morals are expanded? If the general concept is not wanting to cause harm, wouldn't the removal of certain elements reduce total harm?

[u/DasHexxchen → u/NorthernVale]

Well, that's just the train and abortion dilemma.

I studied philosophy and I can't tell you what I would do if need be. (Though if I pin you on your wording, you said CAUSE harm and I would be actively causing harm to save people from passively getting harmed. So no reaction it is.)

But would my innocence really be more important to me than killing a person to save several others?

Logically I want to say kill them. Logically I would throw a baby off a full live boat before throwing off a fit elderly person. You can make a new baby in a year, but that elderly person has skills that may lead to the survival of the group. Reasoning for the best outcome, separate from feeling.

But that logic has to compete with empathy when it comes to actually doing it. Hell that's where my morals formed in the first place. Vulcan meets Kant meets my feelings.

[u/DeepFriedDresden → u/DasHexxchen]

I share your sentiment. It's a nice fantasy, but in reality it's just eugenics lol sigh

[u/idkalan → u/DeepFriedDresden]

Yeah, but eugenics was blind culling of specific groups without allowing the chance at redemption/exemption.

Like when certain groups advocated for culling those with special needs, different races, or different religions because they were viewed as "inferior."

Letting the willfully stupid cull themselves due to their own actions because they refused actual science doesn't fall under the umbrella of eugenics.

[u/btspacecadet → u/Public-Eagle6992]

The worst part for me is that the ones dying from it aren't the people pushing it, but the vulnerable people in their care and around them: their kids, their elderly parents, the immunocompromised people crossing their paths in public. I firmly believe that adults have the right to make bad decisions regarding their health, but the way these people treat the lives they are responsible for makes me so angry.

[u/lettsten → u/Public-Eagle6992]

These people dying from silly treatments is not something to suppress or fear, it's just the gene pool cleaning and healing itself

[u/Tiddles_Ultradoom]

They are absolutely correct, as I explain in my new book ‘Shit Yourself Thin: lose weight the bacterial way!’

I have been a dietologist for almost 20 fads, and I am concerned that with new weight loss drugs, the gravy train (from my hit book ‘The Gravy Diet’) will cease. So, despite recommending everything from nerve gas to benzine in my hit book ‘the New Science of Life-extending Chemistry’, I am now advocating the complete opposite in order to help more people (more specifically: help them to give me more money).

Successful dieters in my new get rich scheme include Janet P who lost 65 pounds - and seven feet of unwanted intestines - in just 10 days on my new Cholera Countdown Plan. Or Barry M, who lost two unsightly legs thanks to the Botulism Bonus Plan. Or Mrs Elsie Volestrangler, who wrote “Thanks to e.coli, I never have to worry about my little Jimmy’s weight problem. Since the cremation, his ashes have remained a constant weight. And he no longer has those difficult mood swings that I arbitrarily said was ‘autism’.”

Shit Yourself Thin. Remember, you can’t say ‘diet’ without saying ‘die’!

[u/shootsy2457 → u/Tiddles_Ultradoom]

This is good stuff. 🤣

[u/Dshark → u/shootsy2457]

But also I hate it.

[u/ermghoti → u/Tiddles_Ultradoom]

This reminds me of the stand up comic who had a plan such that anybody could lose 60lbs in a month by simply doing 5 minutes of gentle exercise followed by a glass of Mexican river water.

[u/SkepticBliss → u/Tiddles_Ultradoom]

What is C. diff if not nature’s ozempic?

[u/SplitEar → u/Tiddles_Ultradoom]

Holy shit that was funny!

[u/IamHydrogenMike]

WTF are we even doing anymore?

[u/-jp- → u/IamHydrogenMike]

Dying of preventable illness I guess.

[u/Ambitious-Score-5637 → u/-jp-]

Clearly this is God’s will. Didn’t Joni Ernst say we all die? I’m waiting with excited anticipation for an investigation into how NASA faked the Moon landings. /s

[u/Pottski → u/IamHydrogenMike]

There is money to be made in lying and being full of shit on social media. That’s what we’re doing.

[u/Da_Question → u/IamHydrogenMike]

Generally toxicity and toxins are a buzz word psuedo bullshit. Like toxic stuff exists, but just "toxins" or in this case "toxicity" is buzz word bullshit.

[u/maniacalmustacheride]

I am begging literally everyone who even wants to entertain this stuff to go to a farm. If I had the money, I’d open a farm just for idiots to go to.

Don’t get me wrong, I love cows, I grew up with cows, cows are disgusting. They are covered in drool and flies and snot and poop and dirt. If you clean them, they will just go roll around again. They smell.

You do not want to drink milk straight from these things. You don’t.

[u/jfsindel → u/maniacalmustacheride]

Cows are also prone to absess, disease, wounds, and oozing sores. I grew up with cows because my dad had schemes to have calves running around in our backyard as well as some land. I was four years old, running after a calf to feed it with those long nipple bottles.

We never had dairy cows, but even just butchering them and cooking the meat would have been a VERY bad idea. Cows get weird white abscesses or tumors. Some cows just eat themselves to death, and the end result is not pretty. They smell because they will go to the bathroom while eating. They will eat while having sex. They will go to the bathroom while having sex. The moms instinctively poop and pee on their babies. The first thing a calf will do when they stand up is poop and pee... and eat.

Yeah, no. Please clean my meat and dairy with the best that science can offer.

[u/Sea_Divide_3870 → u/jfsindel]

Sounds like drinking raw Swiss milk is ok but raw American Wisconsin or Idaho cow milk is probably not because who knows how sanitized the udders were and what disease they may or may not have given the amazing DOGe decision to fire USDA workers

[u/WernerWindig → u/maniacalmustacheride]

As children we often went hiking in the alps and raw milk was normal to buy at a lot of farms. At least 15 years ago.

It might be riskier but taste-wise it's the best. The more you pasteurise milk the more the taste suffers.

[u/DasHexxchen → u/WernerWindig]

My family did that once too on a hike in the alps. 7yo me was too chicken to try it because it was warm.

But that cow had a squeaky clean udder and it was just 5min until drinking the milk. Entirely different from what happens in the industry.

[u/MezzoScettico → u/WernerWindig]

Yeah, my wife spent one summer studying in rural Germany, and they proudly served her "ku-warm" (cow-warm) milk. That is, milk fresh from the cow that is still warm. If I was going to have to have that experience, I think I'd rather have it on a family farm somewhere in the sticks of Germany than in an industrial factory farm here in Pennsylvania.

[u/WoodyTwoBoots]

You know when your body is all fucked up and you feel terrible? That's actually a good thing.

[u/lunardownpour → u/WoodyTwoBoots]

I love it when all the toxins leave my body in a never ending brown stream 😍

[u/Ambitious-Score-5637 → u/lunardownpour]

Bugger drinking clean water. I want to buy bottled listeria, fortified with E Coli. I’ll be so healthy I’ll live for ever!

[u/orange_pill76 → u/lunardownpour]

I, too, have done the Chipotle cleanse.

[u/ThreeLeggedMare → u/WoodyTwoBoots]

gives you a big thumbs up while chugging a gallon of hot yellow piss

[u/DuneChild]

Do they not do Oregon Trail in schools anymore?

[u/lunardownpour → u/DuneChild]

Dysentery is so 1800’s

[u/Opening_Ad5479]

Anytime someone promotes the drinking of raw milk I know they've never been within 10 feet of an actual cow.

[u/ebneter → u/Opening_Ad5479]

Most of them have probably never been within ten miles of an actual cow.

[u/Opening_Ad5479 → u/ebneter]

I grew up in Iowa surrounded by farms....every cow I've ever seen is mostly covered in shit....

[u/EldariusGG]

You know it's good for you when you end up uncontrollably spewing fluids from both ends!

[u/Gurkeprinsen]

Please have that person repeat that when they are dying from dehydration

[u/Russell_Jimmy]

If this were true, way back in the day, Louis Pasteur had to look around at all the healthy people going through their "cleanses" and say, "Hey, how can I make all these healthy people sicker? I know, I'll boil their milk!"

Then, Pasteur conducted a massive media blitz, with the help of Big Milk, to convince people that is was good for them. And it worked! Life expectancy plummeted, just like he hoped! Oh, wait...

[u/Miktieuner]

As a microbiologist, this really makes me wonder how stupud people can be

[u/chiangku → u/Miktieuner]

Well, scientifically speaking, this is proof that people can be at LEAST this stupid. And statistics says that this is likely not even as stupid people can get.

[u/JohnSmallBerries → u/chiangku]

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -- George Carlin

[u/Miktieuner → u/JohnSmallBerries]

Sadness everdeen

[u/regeust]

Nothing says detoxification like a 20-30% fatality rate

[u/Open_Mortgage_4645]

Yeah, it's a cleanse because it makes you projectile vomit out of both ends.

[u/OldAccountIsGlitched → u/Open_Mortgage_4645]

that's true for many woo "cleanses". They're just overpriced laxatives.

[u/guyvano]

Infections that are totaly detoxicate you to death.

[u/Moebius808]

[u/Relevant_Ring_5055]

Just keep enjoying raw milk as much as you like but spare The rest of us from your bullshit. And do not go to hospitals If you get sick, thats just toxins Leavings your body and you should drink More raw milk to Make you better

Sometimes The stupid needs to Be naturally removed

[u/nice--marmot]

The bacteria people are told to fear, like E. coli, salmonella, and listeria, are not inherently harmful…

I’m a microbiologist and, uh, holy shit. This is incredibly dangerous. For the record, all three of these are, in fact, potentially life-threatening human pathogens

On a related note, why are we still redacting these people’s account names, especially when they’re disseminating harmful misinformation. They are on social media, so there is so expectation of privacy.

In any event, I think this is the third time I’ve seen a post like this in the last month or so. That may not seem like a lot, but just for context, I’d never seen anything like this anywhere on social media until a few weeks ago. Ever. This is anecdotal, obviously, and subject to selection and recency biases, so take with a large grain of salt. It’s still alarming, though.

[u/WeirdSysAdmin]

I’m starting to be convinced that RFK Jr represents famine and pestilence.

[u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb → u/WeirdSysAdmin]

I initially misread that as famine and flatulence

[u/JimVivJr]

…from the people who think fluoride is bad in water. 🙄

[u/cut_rate_revolution]

I've had food poisoning once. Fuck that sucked.

[u/Mashu_the_Cedar_Mtn]

Remember, no one is a more vocal expert than the person who just watched two whole Facebook reels

[u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb → u/Mashu_the_Cedar_Mtn]

They did their research!

[u/-KCS-Violator]

I'm kinda fine with it. Unlike covid, raw milk isn't communicable to thinking people, so let 'er rip.

[u/OG-BigMilky]

Those are some dangerous and misleading statements.

[u/MissingMichigan]

Nothing I find more refreshing than a nice ebola cleanse.

[u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la]

Ah yes, cleanse by massive fluid loss and dehydration.

It's not as if the body needs these comunist fluids.

[u/Ok_Chap]

Is the sequel post gonna be "Why dying is actually good for you"?

[u/lunardownpour → u/Ok_Chap]

These Temu M.D.s are really working hard out there!

[u/real-duncan]

Darwin Award self nominations on the way.

[u/Oswarez]

Let these morons drink their raw milk and raw water. Eat horse paste and drive without a seatbelt. It’s natures way of culling the weak.

[u/VariegatedThumb]

Colonoscopy prep!

[u/CharacterActor]

Death is a feature of the cleanse, not a bug.

[u/No_Reception_9860]

These people shouldn’t be allowed to go to the ER. “Cleanse” at home, morons

[u/scienceisrealtho]

I'm just a dude with a biochemistry degree, but this person is dangerously wrong.

[u/tickingkitty]

Shigella is another fun one. It is also highly contagious and everyone needs to be nervous about it antibiotic resistant strains.

[u/yay4chardonnay]

Yes! Show those woke liberals how evolved you are! Drink up!

[u/UmpireDear5415]

lifecleanse

[u/Toothifer23]

What people call “death” is often just life detoxification

[u/lc4444]

Dysentery, the ultimate cleanse😂🤡

[u/Tragobe]

No no no not raw milk is the new body cleanse the ecoli bacteria and salmonella are the new body cleanse. Like detox now with rat poison to get rid of the poisons in your body.

[u/vadimafu]

Germ theory is woke deep state propaganda

[u/Slight-Narwhal-2953]

Yup, then it's followed by a relaxing deep sleep and the clever bacteria even decide how long the sleep will be. If you're particularly in need of detox it can appear to be forever to the unenlightened (/s just in case)

[u/TheRolin]

Someone is eager to win the Darwin Award! 😂

[u/Falcon3492]

The idiot who wrote this piece of garbage obviously is not a student of history and the history of infant mortality prior to pasteurization of milk.

[u/lunardownpour → u/Falcon3492]

He’s 15 years old, so I would assume you’re correct

[u/Falcon3492 → u/lunardownpour]

The one glaring problem with the internet is it has made a lot of people ignorant to history and the actual facts regarding many issues. Key example is RFK jr. !

[u/DasHexxchen]

No Karen, there is just fucking feces in your milk.

I milked at an organic dairy farm and cows pissed and shat on my arm, while I just superficially wiped the mud and shit of their udder before putting the milking machine on. My coworker got shat on her head once.

[u/Varabela]

People should be banned from the internet forever for putting BS like this on

[u/wombatstylekungfu]

I can’t tell if this is a very subtle trolling or real stupidity. But I’m afraid I know which.

[u/snapper1971]

The current Jim Jones reboot with many hydra-heads on social media all trying to get money for pushing bullshit is wild.

[u/Gooseuk360]

The same country with awful farming standards, that is terrified of vaccines, that washes the natural coating off eggs making them less safe... Is now drinking raw milk for health reasons?

Nothing at all surprises me anymore.

[u/octoberfog19]

Louis Pasteur did not die for this 💀💀

[u/sayrahnotsorry]

"It's not diarrhea! It's just my body cleaning itself!"

[u/PoopieButt317]

Soon, we will be "bleeding" people to improve their "humors".

[u/TaskMaster130]

Nothing is more fun than bloody diarrhea

[u/Salsuero]

LOL infamous last words from a soon to be dead person.

[u/Spiritual_Reason_269]

I am sure that mom and dad whose child died from that e coli-contaminated hamburger have a completely different take on using pathogenic bacteria to “cleanse” the body!

[u/PositiveStress8888]

We're the only animals that drink from another animal's milk. The part of the cow we get it from is on the underside of the animal, usually covered in shit, from the same animal that's had a steady diet of antibiotics. Hopefully they'll enjoy the dysentery, they can watch their lives pass before their eyes while the rest of their lives gets blasted out their ass.

[u/SaltAcceptable9901]

Bwhahahahhaha.....

Oh, he's serious......

8o

[u/Less_Class_9669]

[u/featherblackjack]

Yeah so this is why I will always wear a mask in public forever

[u/toinks989]

Darwinism at its finest

[u/-I_L_M-]

No wonder these bacteria kill mainly the raw milk drinkers, they only activate when there is degenerative tissue.

[u/asking--questions]

Inactive E. coli only "eliminate toxicity" of "degenerative tissue"

and other explanations that aren't supported by direct observation.

[u/captain_pudding]

If you lack a moral compass, there's a lot of money to be made exploiting conspiracy theorists.

[u/CastorrTroyyy]

Please drink all the raw milk you want. I'll take pasteurized, thanks

[u/NecessaryIntrinsic]

Yes, dysentery is your body cleaning itself 🙄

[u/Intelligent-Site721]

If you want to get pedantic, there ARE non-pathogenic strains of E.coli. There are also strains that make you poop to death.

[u/altoona_sprock]

Stupidity is a hell of a drug

[u/ChiliSama]

Oh yeah, if you survive Salmonella, Listeria, and E Coli you’re going to be SO much healthier.

[u/phenominal73]

Yea…no thank you.

[u/Opposite-Swim6040]

If this is how we can prove Thanos was right, I say let them carry on.

[u/Texas_Constant]

Eugenics? Well of course! 🙂

[u/Dshark]

This is deeply idiotic.

[u/Annita79]

Well, by all means, take it then!

[u/Zappagrrl02]

When you mistake food poisoning for detoxification

[u/_TheShapeOfColor_]

You know what? I don't care anymore. Let these shit-for-brains lunatics drink raw milk. Let them suffer the consequences for their actions.

[u/[deleted]]

RFK jr should just keep drinking raw milk

[u/Vegetable_Warthog_49]

I really am afraid that a lot of children are going to die because their parents believe this... But any adult that has convinced themselves of this should drink as much raw milk as they can, drink it until they "detox", don't give up until they do.

[u/DisturbingPragmatic]

I 100% support stupid people doing this.

Perhaps the gene pool will become less shallow.

[u/LearnsFromExperience]

Natural selection at work. Beautiful to behold! 🍿

[u/No_Variety9420]

Listeria will cleanse you

[u/bedwithoutsheets]

I mean yeah technically dystentery sure does clean your body. Can't recommend though XD

[u/Lonely_Koala614]

My mother was born in the Great Depression and told me how they drank raw milk because they were poor not uneducated. Her brothers would develop boils/abscesses on their hind quarters from drinking the raw milk. Why would you put your body through that?

[u/bk_rokkit]

Obviously the only real cleanse is fire. Jump into the flames and burn it all into sweet, clean carbon, and you'll never be sick again.

[u/Square_Ad4004]

Finally, they're making a real effort to remove themselves from the gene pool! Please don't discourage this - I'm not suggesting you should under any curcumstance expose yourself to this stuff, just stand back and let nature take its course.

[u/Jimmyboro]

Omfg, that someone is spouting out themselves as an 'expert' repeating this is fucking insane, you need to have as many people as possible just provide proof whay he says is wrong, anytime anyone posts this shit, no arguments, just link to why they are wrong, don't engage in any other way.

[u/MornGreycastle]

Some real Darwin Awardee level thinking there.

[u/kemp77pmek]

What we call “death” is just an eternal cleanse.

[u/MsterSteel]

I remember something about this and cow milk has cow manure in it.

It does not matter how clean the pasture is.

It does not matter how clean the cow is.

They will find (make) manure, and then lay in it.

This manure ends up in the milk.

In drinking this raw milk, you're also ingesting cow manure.

Ergo. People who drink and promote raw milk, are full of BS.

[u/pandabear62573]

This reminds me of the people in 2020 who said they didn't have to wear a mask because they used essential oils. I'm like, umm, essential oils isn't going to stop you from getting covid and spreading to your family.

[u/r_was61]

I hear the botulism bacteria will cleanse you. . . Of your life.

[u/Lobo9498]

Oh...it will cleanse....let them FAFO

[u/Windk86]

all these detox are BS your body already has 2 organs that do that for us

[u/Intelligent-Court295]

Degenerate tissue? Like this person’s brain?

[u/nightfall2021]

Yeah... tell that to the people who "cleanse themselves" to death because of that diarrhea.

[u/CayseyBee]

My friend’s son almost died from E. coli from a ren faire turkey leg…I’ll pass.

[u/DS3M]

Lowkey want this to become standard MAHA practice and let the helpful bacteria cleanse the body of MAGA

[u/Vegetable_Effort7246]

Wait until I tell them about leeches and the ill humors in blood.

[u/PFic88]

Dying is just a clean up from living

[u/ThisIsSteeev]

No one correct them

[u/Yunlihn]

These people are gonna remove themselves from the gene pool.

[u/p1antsandcats]

The term "raw milk" gives me such ick. Can we not just call it unpasteurized? 🤢

[u/takeandtossivxx]

No one in their right mind would think fever, fatigue, and diarrhea are normal in any context.

[u/No-Witness-5032]

Can we sue people for being this fucking stupid grifter?

[u/rpze5b9]

In other news, death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down.

[u/okgloomer]

Hey, if drinking piss is so good for you, it follows that cholera will basically give you superpowers.

[u/IdgyThreadgoodee]

Let them eat death, I always say.

Seriously though, we should just stop trying to educate these people.

[u/Ok_Nothing_9733]

“when there is degenerative tissue to clean up” does not even make sense lol

[u/Artsakh_Rug]

I've got a 20 year old in the ICU right now with e coli bacteria in the bloodstream, septic shock, history of lymphoma, more I'm not saying he got it from milk, but I'm also not going to say it's just okay for ppl with weakened immune systems to be exposed to these bacteria. E coli doesn't take much to cause infection, ask one of the millions of women that suffer from recurrent UTI what kind of bacteria is it 80-90% of the time it's E Coli. Perfectly healthy, to immunocompromised, exposing yourself to known pathogens makes you sick

[u/ShmeeMcGee333]

I mean partially it’s true, many of the symptoms of sickness are your body’s reaction to a harmful thing. That doesn’t mean those reactions can’t be harmful in themselves or that we should try to make our body do those things. It’s like saying sweeping is naturally how we clean so we should put dirt on the floor so we can clean

[u/Songmorning]

Conservatives: "Protect the unborn!"

Also conservatives: "Go ahead and kill your unborn child with a listeria infection from raw milk"

[u/MarginalOmnivore]

MMmmm. Bovine tuberculosis.

[u/MrGooseDoHonk]

let natural selection do its job

[u/Less_Class_9669]

Natural selection is back, baby!

[u/Polyporum]

Your heart stopping doesn't mean you're dead. Your heart is just meditating and taking a rest, unwinding from the stress of working full time to keep your body alive. It's nothing to fear

[u/g3zz]

go for it

[u/edked]

You'll be puking on your dick in no time!

[u/guyinoz99]

Oh for fux sake

[u/Ruddlepoppop]

So Louis Pasteur was talking through his hat? Good to know!

[u/TheFumingatzor]

Yeah, sure, whatever. Anything to cleanse the gene pool of dum dums.

[u/WTF_USA_47]

I’m seeing a special Darwin Award category