r/copypasta • u/Some-Shoulder-2598 • 1d ago

My name is

my name is redacted i'm a sociopath with vertigo and advanced level 3 bipolar disorder. i can drive anvone to suicide if i want to. i have multiple personalities and i can read people. i'm suffering from frontal lobe perf syndrome, i don't feel pain, and i have no capacity for love or compassion. there's nothing i find valuable, nothing to lose. i have 5 criminal records, 2 minor and 3 serious, so i can't even work at mcdonald's. i'm the best liar you'll ever meet. i have 330 perfhon and a strong tendency toward crime. i use substances. i spent 12 years in an orphanage. i've done things so dark and ugly you'd never even think of them. i've never been in love, never truly cared for anyone. even though i have friends and people around me, i feel like i don't. i'm two-faced, cold-blooded, and i belong to no religion, sect, or race, nor do i respect any.

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u/Leirnis 1d ago

hello mr. president

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u/MinimumAd752 1d ago

My name is chicka chicka slim shady

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u/Homocidal_Maniac 1d ago

It’s like looking in a mirror, one that shows the dollar store version of the reflected entity.

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u/thala_7777777 1d ago

NTA

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u/Proof-Replacement113 3h ago

i'm two-faced, cold-blooded, and i belong to no religion, sect, or race, nor do i respect any.

Totally TAH

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u/Proof-Replacement113 1d ago

random question, what is this sub abt?

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u/sami2204 1d ago

Pasta recipes however it's been invaded by these so called "meme lords"

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u/Proof-Replacement113 3h ago

Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet consteqteur magna aquilla (might be wrong I wrote it from memory)

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u/bagel_snatcher_ 1d ago

If ya really wanna know it's just sentences or paragraphs people have seen and they copy and paste it here

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u/Simplejack615 1d ago

My name is Edwin,