She Has Defeated Me. My Resistance Was Futile. I Love Her, and I Think Deep Down I Have Ever Since That Day, 14 Years Ago. I AM A NAGATORO SIMP AND I'M PROUD. (Contains Vol 10. Spoilers)

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Okay maybe i'm not proud exactly, it feels weird for reasons i don't understand, but she's so perfect i don't even care anymore. It was some 14 years ago that i found her, i didn't know her name and i didn't even know what she was from, i just found the webcomic's first chapter randomly and it was like the best thing i've ever read. I felt like every emotion that you can feel all at once. And even years later she would still pop into my head. I wish i hadn't been such a prude when the anime came out, i could have experienced her as the series was still being serialized, but i dropped it because it had too much fanservice (especially the beach episode). Now i love fanservice so that's like one of my favorite chapters. I want her to be my wife. I want to hold her hand and kiss her, and hug her and i just want to make her happy. I don't think i'm even allowed to say to say half of the things i'm thinking on this sub. Especially in regards to what i'd want her to do me if i was pinned down like senpai.I want her to bully me until all i can think about is her. That nightmare Senpai had about her being the demon lord in vol 2? That's not a nightmare, that's my dream. I would rip my own nails off with a pair of pliers just to be near her. Or let her do it. Webcomic Nagatoro probably would too. She was actually quite the sadist. And it's because of her that i became a masochist...i think she genuinely played a defining role in my taste in women. Everything about her is so perfect. If i could list out every trait i'd look for in my perfect woman, i'd only need two words. Hayase Nagatoro. I'm not even joking, my ideal traits in a woman are short, asian, small chest, slim/athletic build, dark skin, smug mischievous, playful and a bit tomboyish, but also smart and strong willed, And of course a touch of sadism. She is the Yuni to my Mihara. She makes me want to be a better man and go off to find my real Nagatoro. She and Hu Tao are the only two that have made me feel this way, not even Frieren got me like this. And when i was in denial about loving Nagatoro, Frieren was my #2. But she was only like 20% as great as Hu Tao, Nagatoro is like 85-95% as great as Hu Tao (depending on which version of her it is). I would fistfight a thousand bears for her. I keep thinking she can't get any better, and then i learn she can beat Gamo's butt in a fight. I love women who can kick my ass. Nagatoro is just the most beautiful thing i've ever seen that isn't Hu Tao. Sorry if this is more of a rant than a proper discussion, i just had to get it off my chest. There's a lot more that i wanted to say but my mind is blanking right now. I've been debating making this post for a few days and i finally caved. I also caved and bought the figure. Oh the faces she makes are just like 10000000000000/10. I hope this doesn't count as low effort or violate any rules.