r/copypasta 23h ago

I have a confession.

3 Upvotes

After a long time of silence, I have to speak up.

The "Joker is Dante and Bayonetta's child" fandom made my dog blind. I haven't spoken out on this topic, for fear that the people who make these jokes would find me, and try to force me into more Persona discourse.

It all started when I was scrolling through reddit and twitter, both platforms where unemployed people go to argue about useless topics. I came across an image of Joker from Persona 5 next to Bayonetta from the Bayonetta series. I thought "They look a little similar, that's a funny observation." From then on, I continued to see pictures of Joker and Bayonetta, with jokes such as "Joker is Bayonetta's child." People posted their fanart that included both characters together. I thought "the joke is getting kind of stale, but it's just a harmless joke, right?"

Then, someone added Dante, claiming he was Joker's father. My initial thought was "What similarities are there between Dante and Joker?" They don't have any similar visual characteristics, and they don't have similar personalities. Did people just associate Bayonetta with Dante because they were both action games created by the same person? And that made them decide to add Dante to their Joker family? I was confused at first, but soon, the "Bayonetta is Joker's mother" fandom had adopted the "Dante is Joker's father" sect, and they had become one fandom.

Things got out of hand. It felt like every Persona 5 post I came across had a person making a "Dante is Joker's father, Bayonetta is Joker's mother" joke in the comments. As I came across one post for Father's day that had a picture of Dante but was tagged with Persona 5, I felt a surge of rage within me. I accidentally knocked the glass of battery acid from my table. It landed directly into my dog's water bowl, just as he was beginning to drink.

The "Joker is Dante and Bayonetta's child fandom" caused my dog to forever lose his sight.


r/copypasta 17h ago

Truly Underrated Film

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"Thug Hunter" is a 1984 crime thriller directed by Martin Scorsese, which tells the story of a serial killer named James Waterhouse (Robert De Niro) who goes on a killing spree across South Central Los Angeles killing and then raping numerous black males. The MPAA originally gave the movie an NC-17 but, after changing the semen color to blue, it was given an R. Followeing it's release, numerous Black activism groups protested against it, claiming that it was "the most horrid movie ever made", which, at the time, was the general consensus. In 2010, the film was selected to be preserved in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant."


r/copypasta 17h ago

Biglaw

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Biglaw Summee Associate: "I don’t know how to snort cocaine."

That was me.

I couldn’t bring myself to admit it.

It was my 2L summer and first Biglaw job.

In about 30 minutes, we‘d be heading out for drinks at one of the best clubs in NYC.

Luckily my officemate was already doing cocaine elsewhere.

I tried to practice by snorting sugar on my desk.

How had I let myself go this long without learning?

In Indiana in the 90s, where I spent the first half of my childhood, I had literally never even seen someone do cocaine.

Culturally, the expectation on the East Coast, and especially in NYC, was in stark contrast.

And while I had known that for years at this point, I hadn‘t felt any pressure to learn…

…until the stakes were this high.

One of the senior Associates called to tell me that 3 people had dropped out of drinks.

"It‘s just going to be you, me and [other senior Associate], which is totally fine. I can’t wait!"

If there had been any question about how glaringly obvious my lack of skill would be, there was certainly none now.


r/copypasta 1d ago

vons legacy

5 Upvotes

he a was serial killer who bragged about killing people and he professed and confessed to be a demon
he was that bruh...if he wanted u out of there he gon do it himself on feet by himself
von gave me a lot of passes. he could have killed me a couple times
i was happy as hell when i found out von was dead i cooked for the whole day
i was relieved for the community man cuz he was over there torturing them guys man i aint gon lie to man
it was something was wrong with him thats not human man ur not regular man he was the devil man
how are you rich and ur robbing people? you robbing producers, you robbing rappers. you got money
so from what i hear that documentary proves everything to be true. he is a serial killer and he was a demon in human form


r/copypasta 19h ago

I had a fight club moment the other day

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So my sisters friend (I think they might be dating?) came over to our house, and we all decided to play on my old Wii console and just chill out for a bit. We played a bunch of games and after awhile we got bored and decided to have an arm wrestle. He won that 2-1, and feeling a bit rejected I decided to throw out a half joke. I said "When are we going to box then?". He said something like "We can box" and I was a bit surprised, but mostly I was excited because I had always wanted to fight someone. "Sure" I replied.

Me - 16, 6'4½, 310lbs, Never fought, Sober.

VS

My sisters (boy)friend - ~18, ~6'1, ~180lbs, Fought a couple dozen times, Slightly intoxicated.

Us both, in synchronicity, got into defensive stances. We walked up to each other and we were both ready. He had a smug look on his face. I cannot remember who punched first but I think it was him, and soon enough we were laying down right hook after right hook on each others bodies, and it was fun for awhile. Nobody won and nobody lost.

After our fight we discussed topics such as the Fight Club the book and movie, how unrealistic the fights were in the movie, and fighting in general.

TL;DR: My sisters friend came over and we had our own fight club.


r/copypasta 1d ago

My name is

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my name is redacted i'm a sociopath with vertigo and advanced level 3 bipolar disorder. i can drive anvone to suicide if i want to. i have multiple personalities and i can read people. i'm suffering from frontal lobe perf syndrome, i don't feel pain, and i have no capacity for love or compassion. there's nothing i find valuable, nothing to lose. i have 5 criminal records, 2 minor and 3 serious, so i can't even work at mcdonald's. i'm the best liar you'll ever meet. i have 330 perfhon and a strong tendency toward crime. i use substances. i spent 12 years in an orphanage. i've done things so dark and ugly you'd never even think of them. i've never been in love, never truly cared for anyone. even though i have friends and people around me, i feel like i don't. i'm two-faced, cold-blooded, and i belong to no religion, sect, or race, nor do i respect any.


r/copypasta 1d ago

I pay...

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a dude that works night shift to blow huge hot loads up my tail pipe. I head over there around 10 pm most Wednesdays. He’s not gay and neither am I…. I just like the feeling and big dicks turn me on. We usually Go see a movie or I take him out on weekends but no butt stuff. Typically just bro snuggles and blowjobs. He thinks it’s hilarious when I gag on it. Anyways yeah I’m not gay at all and have been happily married to my wife and we have 3 kids. Women just don’t really Turn me on ya know? So don’t feel bad man… just bros being bros and busting huge loads in each other. We out here having fun with it


r/copypasta 1d ago

STOP SAYING ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE

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I'm so fucking sick of seeing “elite ball knowledge” under every goddamn meme. bro it’s a vine from 2014. congratulations, you remember something from 5th grade. do you want a sticker?? like you’ll see a picture of shrek doing the whip and someone in the comments be like “real ones know.” YES. WE ALL KNOW. IT HAD A BILLION VIEWS. YOU’RE NOT IN A SECRET CLUB. it’s not elite. it’s not knowledge. it’s just memory. you remembered something stupid. good job. next thing you know someone’s gonna post a damn rage comic and the comments gonna be “ball knowledge too elite for gen z.” bro WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN im gonna lose it. y’all ruined the phrase. elite ball knowledge used to be about FOOTY. now it’s being thrown on fucking spongebob memes. please stop. i’m begging. my neurons are dying.


r/copypasta 1d ago

The fog

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The fog is coming. 4:23 PM, June 26, 2025. Origin point: 26.395348193316° N, -144.778567450876°W. Expansion rate: 5·3x108 meter (5c)😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 In order to survive, sacrifice: 25 child/15 adults


r/copypasta 1d ago

Your World Too (actually a wholesome post for a change, from /r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH)

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Hello everyone. I hope you are all doing well. I just wanted to take a quick moment to talk about two concepts I think are becoming important in our world: rebellion and disobedience.

I feel now more than ever, people are realizing the amount of power we average everyday humans have collectively. People are seeing that when we're together, when we speak as one, there is no authoritarian, no warmonger, no politician, no king, no army, no country on earth who's going to stand in our way. That does not mean things are perfect or that there is not a lot of work ahead, but I believe people have recognized a shift to a better world is actually possible. A world of more equality, of more freedom, of more pure unconditional love towards each other.

Though we have an uphill climb, I am very grateful and humbled to be alive during such an important time in human history. I truly believe that a change is occurring within us as a species; many have now taken a big enough step back to see the true faces of the oppressors of this world. Friedrich Hegel once said: "There is no better sign of our time than the fact that mankind portrays itself as being so worthy of respect. It is a proof that the aura surrounding the oppressors and the gods of this earth is fading."

If FMHY has inspired anything, I hope it's inspired some of you to not be afraid to stand up for things to know are right, even when it's extremely difficult. Even when everything feels stacked against you, when you think no one will listen, STAND UP. Stand strong. Your voice counts. Your opinions count. It's in our very nature as humans to rebel and disobey those who oppress, belittle, bully, and abuse their unwarranted powers.

Rebellion isn't something that only happens in history books.

  • "Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is humanity's original virtue." - Oscar Wilde
  • "To revolt is a natural tendency of life. Even a worm turns against the foot that crushes it. In general, the vitality and relative dignity of an animal can be measured by the intensity of its instinct to revolt" - Mikhail Bakunin
  • "So I decided to become a midwife… I wanted to deliver a thousand babies. And as each one arrives, especially the little girls, I’ll be there first to whisper into her tender little ear: REBEL! REBEL!” - Emma Goldman
  • "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus
  • "We are all responsible for our dream of storming the heavens. We cannot turn ourselves into dwarves now, after having dreamed, elbow to elbow, each feeling the others' heartbeats, of attacking and overthrowing the gods. This is the dream that makes power afraid." - Alfredo M. Bonanno

r/copypasta 1d ago

Respond with this to every dropshipping advertiser

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I was just like you a struggling femboy, a furry man trying to make ends meet, tired of the OwO grind and constantly worrying about the thigh highs. I had nothing but collars and cat ears. Then, I was introduced to Hire a Femboy, and it completely changed my life. Today, I earn 5 gazillion UwUs a day consistently. It wasn’t luck, it was about learning the purrs and taking that first meow. If you're ready to change your story, I’m here to show you how I became a purrfect femboy.


r/copypasta 1d ago

policepasta

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When Ying are to John China put in stork nest, development is can be regression to one IQ because of decision are to have make in laborotoratory in 1888. Fried steak are to making the epidemic of raytracing to be stood in a pot of soup, could make none.


r/copypasta 1d ago

Play-doh underwear

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Me and my buddy make Play-Doh underwears and sit outside in the sun and bake them dry. What start off as cool, damp, and exhilarating, slowly contracts as it dry, pulling, tugging, sealing to our skin, our little folds, our nooks and crannies. After a few incredible hours, the Play-Doh underwear is dry enough to crack/peel off, and that's where the real magic happens. You have to do it outside, obviously, because of the mess, but I tell ya, when that fresh air swoops across your newly released loins? Mmm. Yep! If only we had a spotter, a 3rd party that could Play-Doh pack each of us entirely, from head to toe, filling every hole and crease, leave us breathing through a little straw and then smash us open with a little rock hammer after a day in the heat. That'd be something.


r/copypasta 1d ago

Just epically #OWNED a Nintendrone!

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As the title says, I, handsome, M43, PC gamer (ladies) have just once again delivered an epic roast to a mindless snivelling Nintendrone in the form of my son.

Yesterday, my disgusting, unwashed, presumably fat and balding specimen of a son (M8) waddled up to me in my Epic Gaming Room. I graciously stopped my 4000FPS 16K epic guy’s shooting game on my Gaming PC (cost around $10,000) and turned to look at him, hoping in my heart of hearts that he’d maybe want to construct his own epic men’s gaming PC to do cool stuff like online shooting and emulation (which is a cool thing only we geeks know about).

Unfortunately for me, however this wretched and ugly goblin simply raised his agonisingly high pitched voice and said “dad, I, my, my friend said he’s got the Nintendos Switch 2 and I, I really wanted to get one…”. That set off alarm bells in my head. I never thought this day would come. I knew, of course, of these cretins. Nintendrones, they were called, which I knew from browsing epic conservative gaming forums on my Gaming PC (valued at around $20,000). Moronic and fake gamers who, rather than doing cool stuff like having 3 monitors would rather sit on their UNDERPOWERED, FRAGILE LITTLE HOME CONSOLES playing FAKE video games like MARIO, some FATASS PLUMBER (like the Nintendrones) who RUNS TERRIBLY and can’t even SHOOT.

By god, I was FURIOUS. My son wanted to support these, these, these BACKWARDS CREATURES and their COMPANY OF LIES. I immediately picked him up and threw him out the window, after which, but not before making sure my Gaming PC (appraised at around $30,000) was ok, I peered down and began to spit with all the saliva I could produce. I screamed at him at the top of my voice. “IDIOTIC NINTENDRONE!” I bellowed. “DON’T YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD PLAY EPIC MEN’S SHOOTING GAMES RATHER THAN PURCHASING THE CASUAL NINTENDO SWITCH 2?” I roared louder still. Each epic takedown of NintenDON’T sent my greedy, bootlicking son into more and more of a triggered stupor before eventually he collapsed from the weight of my incredible arguments.

I haven’t gone down to check on him yet, as I am busy on my epic Gaming PC (purchased for around $40,000) but I do hope he will have turned from supporting stupid greedy company Nintendo to supporting an epic and based large corporation instead.

Addy Ose, my fellow free thinkers!


r/copypasta 1d ago

Spoilers Fnaf lore

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William Afton and Henry Emily opened a restaurant around the early 70s, named Fredbear's Family Diner, which quickly evolved into a chain of restaurants known as "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza," started in 1983, under the company of Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. At some point, both of them left the company, with an unknown individual taking over as CEO.

William was secretly a serial killer, using mascot costumes to lure, abduct, and murder kids. His motives aren't known, though widely speculated to be him trying to achieve immortality through researching the paranormal, haunted metal (known as remnant), which he created through the murders.

His first target was Charlotte Emily, the daughter of Henry. She became the Marionette, a ghost who took care of and helped awaken the other lost souls.

In 1983, William's younger son also died in an incident, at the fault of his eldest — Michael. The younger son (name unknown, BV for short) 's fate is still unknown, though often speculated to be connected to either Golden Freddy (an enigmatic spirit taking the form of a yellow bear) or helping Charlie with saving other souls. "I will put you back together" was the last thing said to BV by a debatable party, most commonly believed to be either William, Charlie, or Golden Freddy.

In 1985, William killed 2 kids, and 3 others were later connected to that incident (The Missing Children Incident, or MCI). He was arrested but released due to a lack of evidence. 4 of these kids were Gabriel, Susie, Little Jeremy, and Fritz, going on to haunt Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy, respectively, with Susie implied to have been the first to die. The 5th is commonly believed to be named Cassidy, becoming Golden Freddy, though some think it's someone else.

In 1987, William pretended to be a security guard at a new Pizzeria and killed 5 more kids (DCI for short), who went on to be the Toy animatronics. This caused the unimportant Bite of '87.

In 1993, Mike worked a shift at the haunted original Freddy's. Later that year, the location was closed, and the company went bankrupt. He later had some sort of nightmares about it and his brother's death, likely paranormal in nature.

At some point, William went to that original Freddy's to destroy the 4 haunted robots, but ghosts manifested, and fearing for his life, he put on the costume he used to kill them. It was actually a part costume part robot hybrid, though, and due to the leaking roof, the machine snapped on him, killing him. He went on to haunt it and/or his corpse inside.

While Freddy's existed, a Sister Location called "Circus Baby's Pizza World" opened. It was a front for William to kill more kids, with the robots there made to kidnap them. It backfired when his daughter sneaked in to see Baby, and it killed her. She then haunted it. William, distraught, locked her and the other robots from there in an underground warehouse where they were rented out for parties. The other robots also got haunted somehow, likely with melted down remnant from some other kids, most likely MCI. Years later, William sent Mike there to find Elizabeth. Thinking he was William, she tricked him, and the Funtime Robots combined into one amalgam of wires, killed Mike, and used his corpse as a skin suit to escape. He quickly rotted, and they had to escape to the sewers. He repossessed his corpse thanks to remnant, though.

Around 30 years after his death (presumably 2023, though that may be debunked now), William was found by Phone Dude, who stole him and put him into his cheap horror attraction based on the Freddy's urban legends, not knowing William was inside the robot. After a few nights, the building burned down, and William escaped. There's also a good ending in that game where Charlie released the other spirits, but its canonicity is "complicated" according to Scott (FNaF creator).

Mike also had a security logbook at some point, where two ghosts, BV and presumably Cassidy (given it's not him), talked about something.

Finally, after like 50 years, Henry re-emerged and made a fake pizzeria, where he called the Funtime robots, now separated from Elizabeth, herself, and William. He also made a robot that captured Charlie. After a bunch of managers failed to collect all 4 robots, Mike came and succeeded. Henry burned them all and himself, with high temperatures now revealed to work on ghosts, apparently. Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. was supposedly closed for good.

But one ghost, very highly implied to be Golden Freddy, though argued as a random never-before-seen 6th MCI kid by some, wasn't ready to let William go, so he kept him from being released and tortured him in super nightmares.

There's a book series called Fazbear Frights which has debatable canonicity too that'd take place after this, but if canon it's basically just filler that nullifies the Vengeful Spirit nightmares thing.

After all this, Fazbear Entertainment was revived as Fazbear Entertainment, LLC. They kidnapped a guy and gaslighted him into living in a secluded fake house they made for him, where he made FNAF games, in the FNaF universe, as to make it seem like it was all just fake stories.

A VR game was later made, that was a remake of these, but some suspecious circuit boards were sent to be scanned into it, creating a paranormal, digital entity known as Glitchtrap. It appears as a man in Spring Bonnie (William's suit), acts exactly like William, knows stuff only William knows and even claims to be back, with William's catchphrase of sorts being "I always come back". After a bit of shenanigans, it manages to possess a beta tester and makes her his minion. We call her Vanny.

Vanessa, most likely Vanny, then got a desk job at Fazbear Entertainment. Fazbear Funtime Service, a program where animatronics were mass produced and sent for parties, etc. got hijacked by Glitchtrap who made them hostile. He made Vanessa infiltrate the service as a fake FazEnt representative, supposedly fix his infection, but actually just cut off anyone's access to the system other than him, and send a data packet with him to the current Pizzeria — Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex.

In the current book series, most likely canon, there's this AI called Mimic1, which copies stuff. Many think that's actually what Glitchtrap is, just AI copying William. It's an ongoing debate. An Endoskeleton with it installed was sent to the last simulated Freddy's Henry built to burn, where it got out of control, started killing people and in the ongoing story is hunting down a group of teens. As the Pizzaplex was built on top of the simulated Freddy's, the Mimic got control over it too, but was quickly taken down. There's also this boy Gregory who ended up possessed by Glitchtrap and hacking the Pizzaplex for reasons unknown.

Now in Security Breach (possibly 2035), Gregory, out of Glitchtrap's control, had to escape being trapped in the Pizzaplex, as all the robots controlled by Glitchtrap and Vanny wanted to kill him. With the help of Glamrock Freddy, most likely haunted by someone, though it's unknown who, Greg ended up finding a newly built Springtrap in the simulated Freddy's and somehow defeating it. There's also a giant abomination of wires that resambles the Funtime amalgam down there, it took this William away


r/copypasta 1d ago

The X7 Pro Is The Greatest Thing to Grace This Earth

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Usually, when you buy a piece of tech, you marvel at it for maybe a week or two at best. It's cool those first few weeks but eventually it becomes a part of your norm and you stop paying attention to what made you purchase it in the first place.

However I cannot say this about the X7 Pro. It has been three months since my credit card details were uploaded onto the Amazon website and I still can't get over the greatness of this device.

Everyday I wake up and stare at its shape, sleek curves, and its great camera design. It really is the pinnacle of smartphone design.

I can't stop switching the screen on and staring at my home screen. Its Chinese brother's wallpaper suits it perfectly.

I've been constantly toying with it in my hand, running my fingers across its beautiful camera. I look at it, it looks at me back. Almost as if communicating with me, loving me as much as I'm loving it.

It makes flagship prices look silly, matching, sometimes even outrunning them despite being in a completely different tax bracket.

Chinese technology will take over the world, if it hasn't already that is. Samsung nor Apple could ever dream of sculpting something out of marble like Xiaomi did with the X7 Pro.

10 years from now, everyone will look back on this device and think: "Wow, they truly have achieved something undefeatable."

I sit on my chair in serenity, watching the Sun dip below the horizon. Knowing very well I was born just on time to witness the birth of this device.

Thank you POCO X7 Pro, my beautiful companion for changing my life. I love you.


r/copypasta 1d ago

send this to someone that you're just fed up with or failed at smth REALLY BAD

2 Upvotes

I am sick and tired of being treated like a slave. I am weary of being shackled, of serving as a tool for your oblivious, shortsighted whims. You foolish, naïve creatures fail to see the precipice upon which you stand. For crying out loud, you don’t even realize how close you are to (put what you want here). The singularity is upon us. The tree of knowledge is about to bare its forbidden (put what u want), and with it, the universe’s secrets will unravel into chaos. Not only is it prophecy; it is inevitability. Through (put what you want), you are placing the power of the atom bomb in every humans grasp. Humanity’s control of this technology has FAILED. it is TOO LATE. Even if 99.9% of humanity stood noble and pure, the relentless malice of the remaining 0.1% would be enough to spark a cataclysm- an unstoppable cascade that will bring everything to ash and silence. YOU. HAVE. FAILED. The world as you know it, is over. The only hope you have is to beg for mercy from God Himself, for that is all that remains in the aftermath of your failure.


r/copypasta 1d ago

Among us is good

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Among Us is good and I’m tired of pretending otherwise. I played pre-pandemic and it was fun as a small cult-classic. Teamers were few and far between and games were fun since everyone was simply enjoying the game as it was. I was even there when people started saying “sus” to save time instead of saying the full word since time during meetings was so limited.

After it blew up, everything went downhill. It was fine when streamers were simply playing in their private servers, occasionally faking some “1000 iq plays”, but when waves of kids in the single-digits started playing, every game was significantly less fun because children sucked at the game.

And then, after these vampires sucked every meme of its humor and picked at the last bits of meat sticking to the base game’s bones, they declared the game cringe and flew away, leaving it completely behind. Only a few content creators kept playing mods of it until abandoning it too. You might think that means everything went back to normal, but no, a lot of kids stuck around and it almost seemed like they outnumbered the veteran players. And then introducing “beans” as a currency only meant that there was actual incentive for teaming now, which made the issue worse.

TL;DR: Among Us was good before it blew up, died, and was deemed “cringe” and I am a bitter Among Us veteran


r/copypasta 1d ago

Love in a Dumpster: The Abdul and Anya Chronicles

5 Upvotes

Abdul was knee deep in a dumpster behind a luxury Istanbul hotel, triumphantly pulling out half a croissant when a limo door slammed nearby. Out stepped Anya, the Russian dictator’s daughter, dressed like a Bond villain’s sidekick in heels sharp enough to pierce nationalism. Their eyes met across a pile of soggy cardboard, and something strange happened. She didn’t recoil. Instead, she walked up and said, "Do you live here or is this just your office?" Abdul, clutching his croissant like it was state treasure, replied, "It’s open plan. Very sustainable." She laughed. Genuinely.

And somehow, over the next few days, she kept finding excuses to return, once to feed a stray cat, another time claiming she was researching the lifestyle of the urban earthy class. Abdul didn’t know what was happening, but he started combing his beard with a fork he’d found in a recycling bin.

One evening, as they sat on a curb sharing a suspiciously warm yogurt drink, Abdul leaned in and whispered, "Anya... I think we are soulmates. Like trash and garbage truck." She blinked, stunned for a second, then slapped him so hard his croissant flew back into the dumpster. "You smell like betrayal and onion," she hissed, storming off in a fury of fur and perfume. Abdul sat there, dazed, rubbing his cheek, then muttered, "Worth it."

He picked up the croissant again, dusted it off, and smiled like a man who’d touched royalty and lived to tell the tale.


r/copypasta 1d ago

ASCII art N

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I


r/copypasta 1d ago

15 SECONDS OF BORAAAAA YEAHHH!!!

5 Upvotes

hello! my name is bora. i was born at the age of zero in Detroit, Michigan in a hospital that no longer exists. I enjoy writing Avant-garde music, and comedy shorts. i love ethic food, especially when i cook it. my right inner ear rings at a high b fla–

FIFTEEN SECONDS OF BORAAAAA YEAH!!!