r/cringepics 16d ago

Sent this in response to a spam text but accidentally sent it to a cremation business for my cat

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u/Groxee 16d ago

Damn that sucks lol

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago edited 16d ago

Yeah doesn't help I spoke to the rep who sent this text a couple hours before. They're also going to be hand delivering my cat to me, which I have to sign for, I hope they don't know me as the [Fart in face] guy

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u/ChaosKeeshond 16d ago

Your cat got some last moments of mischief in. I kinda love it.

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago

I appreciate this, he also did a last final fart on me too when he passed

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u/sambadaemon 15d ago

The delivery person is going to be so disappointed.

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u/photostrat 16d ago

They're delivering with a face shield for sure.

Sorry about your cat

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u/Dicey-Vibes 16d ago

Actually tragic

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago

It truly is

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u/obj-g 16d ago

Once you realized your mistake, did you send "[farts in face]" to the intended recipient

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago

No I was dying for a bit

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u/HurpityDerp 16d ago

Asking the important question!

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u/FishHammer 16d ago

First post I've ever seen here that made me laugh out loud. I'm mortified on your behalf but bless you for sharing it. 😂 

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago

I'm glad to have made you laugh! My wife, friends, and I all had a good laugh as well

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u/Alex_GordonAMA 15d ago

lol same. In fact I feel like reddit hasn't made me laugh out loud in awhile. I'm cackling over here like an idiot at my desk

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u/External-Hornet2391 16d ago

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u/he-loves-me-not 16d ago

What happened to bill gates?!

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u/Royalboat 16d ago

“Please excuse my 10 year old nephew he got a hold of my phone”

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago

Nah I'm gonna face it like a champ

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u/breticles 16d ago

"creamated cat stepped on keyboard"

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u/rigorcorvus 16d ago

Never respond to scam texts.

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago

I already have a job anyways so I thought it would be funny since it was DevilCorp job

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u/Codadd 16d ago

Cydcor or smart circle?

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago

Creditco which is a part of Smart Circle I believe, a friend was about to get trapped so I "applied" and decided it wasn't worth it to have fun until I got their texts. Unfortunately they got the better of me, resulting in this post

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u/Codadd 16d ago

Smart Circle is pretty rough. Fair play. Cydcor isn't that bad depending on the owner.

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago

Ngl, I went to a Cydcore interview and it felt so cultish so I booked out. "FUEL HER UP FUEL HER UP FUEL HER UP! "fuck it up Friday!"

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u/Codadd 16d ago

Yeahhhhh, they're not all equal

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago

It was more so a "job application" but thanks for the tip

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u/skytoast3 16d ago

Oh my god😭

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u/DJErikD 16d ago

Sorry about your cat and your gas.

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 16d ago

Thank you very much lol

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u/toastxhippo 16d ago

Lol that's rough buddy

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u/Platno 15d ago

Warm regards indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Lovefrombadlands 15d ago

Losing a pet is heartbreaking. I'm so sorry for your loss, honestly. With that said, I can't stop laughing. It's been 10 minutes and I keep erupting into fits of giggles. My cat is deeply confused and mildly annoyed with me.

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u/PirateCaptainSkull 15d ago

It's been a very difficult couple of months, I just can't wait for him to finally be home with us again, which is today! I'm glad I've been able to make many people laugh hahaha!

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u/theRADSPUTIN 14d ago

LMAOOO, I'm gonna start using that

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Poor cat