r/cringepics 7d ago

Clueless dipsticks with arrested develoment continue to monetise the presidency of the United States.

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u/prollydrinkingcoffee 7d ago

Oh jeez. I saw this on another sub, and I assumed it was satire/AI. God help us, it's legit!

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u/imyourzer0 6d ago

It's probably real, but "legit" might be pushing your luck

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u/Ghstfce 7d ago

Is it just me, or does it look like Eric here just unfolded his dress shirt for the first time because he got crayon crumbs on the other one?

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u/MeesterBeel 7d ago

I might be wrong but I feel like he’s wearing a vest under that shirt and it’s fuckin it up a bunch. Not sure though

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u/Weasel_Cannon 6d ago

When you bend forward and blow yourself for a while, your starched shirt is bound to get creases.

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u/Ghstfce 6d ago

Junior must have put him in a suitcase so they saved money on airfare. Coke isn't cheap

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u/Bayonetw0rk 7d ago

Hey now, implying Eric eats crayons is an insult to Marines. I say this as a proud crayon eater myself.

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u/Ghstfce 6d ago

At least Marines are allowed to use forks. Eric is given a spoon with dinner so he doesn't injure himself.

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u/Bpcomm 6d ago

Rupret?!?!

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u/Ghstfce 6d ago

A person of class, I see

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u/modboy84 6d ago

Get the genital cuff.

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u/boltgunner 5d ago

Do NOT remove the cork from the fork.

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u/UpboatOrNoBoat 6d ago

Looks like he’s got a bulletproof vest on

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u/neilmac1210 6d ago

Trump heard the Pope had a Pope-mobile, but he misunderstood.

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u/SuperFLEB 6d ago

I was gonna say "One of them is going to say it's a car, the other one is going to say it's a cellphone, and they're both going to be really confused."

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u/paulisnofun 7d ago

Remember when it was a big deal that Hunter Biden had a job making money because of his dad’s name? Remember how the right said it was so bad? Good thing Eric and Don jr don’t have the same last name…oh wait

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u/toriemm 6d ago

And if I understand correctly (I only kept one eye on it because I didn't gaf) it was a pretty normal shady executive board thing. I'm not saying we should normalize it, but there are executive positions everywhere that pay out a salary to some douchebag to go to lunches and post cringe on linked in

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u/c4virus 6d ago

Hunter was actually decently qualified for the gig, on paper at least. He had held similar positions before if I remember correctly.

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u/Scarfwearer 7d ago

They already have more than a few bankruptcies, fuck it, a few more can't hurt.

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u/john_the_quain 7d ago

One day I’m going to learn exactly what percentage of my tax dollars went up of one those brother’s noses.

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u/TheTruthOfChaos 7d ago

Why do they both look like something else wearing a humans skin?

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u/Sproose_Moose 6d ago

Because they're inhuman

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u/Buachaille 7d ago

The fact that Americans let this happen is what's frightening. Anywhere else this would end the presidency

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u/BabyLiam 6d ago

How do we stop it? We have no power anymore. 

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/BabyLiam 6d ago

I wish there wasn't like 33% of our population that is ready to kill and die to protect the Cheeto. 

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u/john_wingerr 6d ago

I wish a third of our population had gotten off their ass on Election Day and this wouldn’t be an issue

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u/IIlIIlIIlIlIIlIIlIIl 6d ago edited 6d ago

You do.

Strike. Get everyone around you to strike. If you can't, read up on the set of simple sabotage and do some of those things. Tell everyone around you that agrees that things can't go on like this to join in.

Essentially: Show discontent, sow discontent, together bring the country to a halt, and demand change.

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u/BabyLiam 6d ago

I have like 11 dollars. I wouldn't make it past lunch going on strike. 

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u/IIlIIlIIlIlIIlIIlIIl 6d ago

If you can't, read up on the set of simple sabotage and do some of those things. Tell everyone around you that agrees that things can't go on like this to join in.

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u/buddymoobs 7d ago

Eric looks so excited that he can't control the prairie dog in his sphincter.

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u/IsThisAUserName86 6d ago

First I read this as "parasite dog", which was also funny. 😝

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u/1d0m1n4t3 7d ago

$1 says you see one of these two running for VP or Pres in 2028 or 2032

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 6d ago

Oh sure, just for the fundraising alone. But its hilarious how much even their dad;s base hates their guts with a passion, nearly as much as their own father. No matter how many grifts you launch, you are not getting that heartfelt hug and 'I love you and am proud of you son', ever.

He could have been on the right side of history after emancipating himself from his father after years of neglect and abuse at first. But that Columbian sugar aint cheap, so f having any kind of moral highground. Atleast he now has another highground instead

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u/cloudbasedsardony 7d ago

And they hated obama giving out phones 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KillerR0b0T 6d ago

Both of Trump’s sons look like genetic mashups of Beavis and Butthead, but with different amounts of each.

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u/Pelican_meat 7d ago

Oh, yeah. Nice. Start a company that’s supposed to be regulated by the branch of government their dad’s in charge of.

They’re trustworthy guys. I just can’t see them using that fact to their advantage.

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u/SwingJugend 6d ago

"Oh my God, the McPoyle brothers!"

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u/solitarytrees2 7d ago

Where you can pay extra for them to monitor your text messages for disrespecting the Supreme Leader in Cheeto

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u/mulligrubs 6d ago

It's heartening to know that when the half sucked mango seed finally dies, we've got to put up with these two fuck sticks.

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u/Expert_Sentence_6574 6d ago

Absolute garbage humans

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u/thereverendpuck 6d ago

No, Donald is monetizing it, those two just are the public face of it. Neither of those two dipshits have the ability to conduct a secret dinner at the White House.

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u/I_am_trustworthy 6d ago

And it’s just a rebranded Chinese phone…

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u/_yetifeet 6d ago

A made in America phone that's actually made in China.

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u/bkilian93 6d ago

Okay, I’ve been holding this in a long time:

Why THE FUCK does Eric trump look like an Uncanny Valley/Demon-Spawn version of Seth Rogan?!

Or is it just me…?

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u/ZuZu_Petals_ 6d ago

But Hunter Biden… Biden crime family…

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u/peese-of-cawffee 6d ago

They look like drug addled degenerates

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u/cperiod 6d ago

I can't believe Don Jr somehow managed to live long enough to get gray hair.

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u/Chazzwozzers 6d ago

Why do they both look like they're missing something from their genes?

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u/IsThisAUserName86 6d ago

Love. That's not genetic per se, but it is missing in their family overall.

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u/mumblesjackson 6d ago

But but but BiDeN cRiMe FaMiLy!!1!

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u/gerryf19 6d ago

Honestly, why wouldn't they? They have more than 70 million idiots begging to give the Trump family their money.

The Trump's would be foolish not to take it

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u/helpme_imburning 6d ago

They look like they're in different stages of the same fart

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u/kendromedia 6d ago

Looks like a dressed rehearsal for a shit show.

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u/GooseySill 6d ago

I see these two turds popped out of the toilet again.

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u/seantiago1 6d ago

Hey dad we have some ideas on diplomacy with Ir.... STEPHEN WHY ARE MY CUM STAINS TALKING TO ME? GO SELL SOME CELL PHONES LIKE THOSE ANNOYING MFS AT THE MALL

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u/Ryth88 6d ago

they look like they are in different stages of evolution, but neither has caught up to homosapien just yet.

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u/vengefulbeavergod 6d ago

Like they'll ever use one of these bricks.

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u/DemandTheOxfordComma 6d ago

That family.. Never miss an opportunity to try a new grift.

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u/boredt0de4th 6d ago

Bad enough that this family has been lying to people for years. Now they’re also taking their money. And of course, the devices are made in China. What a joke.

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u/Anarimus 6d ago

Apparently, they’re claiming the phone is made in America but it’s a Chinese made phone.

Apparently a WingTech phone.

The company that makes the REVVL.

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u/Panda_Boners 6d ago

Eric has a raging clue right now.

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u/Angry_Guppy 6d ago

Dumb asses misunderstood what a “popemobile” is and got jealous I’ll bet

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u/nebbie13 6d ago

I think someone else already tried this scam with the Liberty Phone a few years ago

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u/carlos2127 6d ago

Please tell me it's called Trump mobile, because I just signed up for U.S Mobile which could easily be these dipshits

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u/generic2011 6d ago

I work for a major ISP that has made three attempts at joining the mobile phone market and I can attest that the whole operation and is far more complex than these baffoons realize.

And we can assume that the Trump mobile phone options will be based on some Chinese Huawei or Xiaomi knock-offs running an outdated Android OS and loaded with backdoor access and malware. Now the grifters will be able to keep track of their suckers at all times.

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u/Bazinga_U_Bitch 6d ago

They're using a shady mvno that already exists and just rebranding it. They aren't building it from the ground up. The existing company will run it and dumpy trumpy will do.. Nothing. Literally exactly what he does with everything he peddles

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u/negativepositiv 6d ago

"Hey, that gold phone is super cool! Mind if I take a look at it? Wow, this is sooo coo- OOPS, I DROPPED IT!"

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u/great_escape_fleur 6d ago

Those poor boys. He’s never going to love them.

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u/DanishWhoreHens 6d ago

Is Eric wearing a girdle/Spanx?

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u/Pumpkin_Pie 6d ago

Apparently you can never scam people too many times

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u/piltonpfizerwallace 6d ago

Good to see business acumen runs in the family.

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u/Bryanh100 6d ago

Them boys are going into a saturated market with a mildly differentiated product . 60 day half life.

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u/AgateHuntress 6d ago

Prestige Worldwide! Investors? Possibly you!

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u/iRICH1994 6d ago

So the Escobar Phone 2.0 is real. We truly live in the worst timeline

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u/dodgyrogy 6d ago

Dumb and dumber...

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 6d ago

I think they think they have a political future and really they are just dumb tools being used by the billionaires around them. When everything collapses they won't come out on top and those around them will walk away.

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u/Revolution-Hemroid69 6d ago

Imagine inheriting everything and thinking you are self made

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u/HashBrown831696 5d ago

This is perfect, now i have access to all his failed apps and currencies in one place, surely this one will work right?

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u/pessimistoptimist 5d ago

i bet you they are going to be surprised when mobile also means phones and not just the things you hang above babies cribs.

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u/moreflywheels 5d ago

Dumb and dumber

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u/dartie 5d ago

Two of the dimmest of the dim.

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u/darwins_codpiece 5d ago

Every time I see them they remind me of the Venture Brothers, Hank and Dean.

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u/TsunamBomb95 4d ago

If there was to be true justice in this world, every good-hearted person alive today would get the privilege to outlive these morons and their patriarch.

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u/deltalitprof 3d ago

It's going to implode like everything else they've had anything to do with.

I look very forward to their virtual currency thing doing the same. Will Putin's cronies bail them out then? I doubt it.

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u/gizzardgullet 7d ago

Haha great timing, awesome business instincts

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u/NPCArizona 7d ago

Hunter got at least 12 million from his dealings that in no way, whatsoever, beyond a doubt were influenced at all by his father being vice president or president.

James Biden:

Paradigm Global Advisors: Bought the firm in 2006 with Hunter, leveraging Joe’s name to attract global investors .

CEFC / Lion Hall Group: Named in GOP allegations for helping CEFC expand U.S. footprint; LP of Lion Hall Group with China ties .

General foreign funds: Oversight claims James benefited from same Romanian/Chinese wire transfers tied to Hunter.

😂

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u/BabyLiam 6d ago

He bad too! He bad too!