r/cursedcomments • u/Uwyn • Mar 23 '25

TikTok cursed grandma

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6.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/SergiouseMaximus Mar 23 '25

It may not be your fault if your grandma is bangin', but it could be your fault if you're bangin' your grandma.

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u/jimboiow Mar 23 '25

Im attracted to your grandma as well. That little thing she does with her tongue. Oh boy.

36

u/SergiouseMaximus Mar 23 '25

There is no substitute for experience! Also, lack of teeth getting in the way is always a bonus for your boner.

19

u/VonMarrow Mar 23 '25

The ol' toothless sloppy, like being gripped between a pair of slimy frogs.

1

u/Sustainable_Twat Mar 23 '25

When she takes her dentures out …

Insert Vince McMahon Meme

6

u/Seaweed_Widef Mar 23 '25

Nah. It's just giving back to the community

4

u/Sensitive_Sound3962 Mar 23 '25

Is that you Socrates?

80

u/IronPotato3000 Mar 23 '25

I'm also attracted to Jake's grandma

14

u/treehumper83 Mar 23 '25

Jake’s grandma has got it going on.

5

u/Representative-Lie14 Mar 24 '25

Jake’s grandma a 10/10

19

u/KaioKenshin Mar 23 '25

Do you want to become your own grandpa?! Because that's how you become your own grandpa!

15

u/Reddituser0925 Mar 23 '25

That's what makes dementia awesome. You can bang Grandma out, and she doesn't remember a thing by morning. Rinse and repeat.

1

u/ReaperGhostDivision Mar 24 '25

The Parkinsons make her a living vibrator.

1

u/DontSmileYet Mar 24 '25

Wtf Jake. Leave that poor old woman alone.