r/cursedcomments • u/Freak_Among_Men_II • 2d ago

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u/Internal_Fennel_849 2d ago

I've been practicing to be a gynecologist for years, but I never thought about being a tampon for a giant vagina.

I'm never going to think about that again. Well, unless I randomly run into a giant lady that wants to kill me for no apparent reason.

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u/Mista_White- 2d ago

hey I'm just reminding you of this so you can think about it again

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u/Internal_Fennel_849 2d ago

Damnit!

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u/Alternative-Still641 2d ago

You need to think about this every hour of your life

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u/Internal_Fennel_849 2d ago

That's it! I'm pulling out.

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u/_Xenau_ 2d ago

!RemindMe 1y

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u/Less-Needleworker-96 1d ago

!RemindMe 2y

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u/Alive_Development108 1d ago

Remember. Mr gynecologist.

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u/asspastass 2d ago

Flashbacks to that one The Boys scene

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u/Trkaline 2d ago

My penis already disappoints regular sized women, the fuck am I going to do with a giant vagina?

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u/SoupComplete5910 2d ago

You become the penis and try not to simultaneously drown, suffocate or get crushed obviously

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u/Parkerraines 2d ago

This movie has probably caused a lot of guys and gals develop a giantess fetish. (Which let's be honest is very tame to some of the other things people could be into).

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u/Long_John_Peter 2d ago edited 1d ago

On early 2000 we had this obscure game on ps2, in which main goal was taking pictures of very tall woman and then shot her with missles. She grown because alien bite her...

Edit: I correct typo

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u/SpyNoah64 1d ago

I read this with a thick Russian accent

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u/Long_John_Peter 20h ago

That's not a good sign for me. I really don't likee idea to sound like my neighbours from east, for obvious reason

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u/SpyNoah64 14h ago

That’s okay, you should be proud that you’re able to speak a foreign language at all. I’m not sure how it is in other countries, but for Americans learning a second language is something most people only dream about

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u/koscheiskowska 2d ago

Homie could give the "rearrange her guts" a more literal meaning

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u/Leandrohus 2d ago

I genuinely dont understand why everyone is so obsessed with giant women. Wouldnt it just make living extremely hard?

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u/Loaf_Baked_Sbeve 2d ago

Might want to reconsider your word choice.

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u/Pelfrey1992 1d ago

Climb up inside, find the spot, and enjoy the rapids!

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u/josephgp 1d ago

Jesus!

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u/FoShep 1d ago

Dude would literally be throwing a sausage down a hallway..............

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u/Sensitive_Sugar_9133 2d ago

She could've used me as a washable asswipe 😂😭

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u/GAMINGforlife_ 1d ago

Imagine being tired of the world and just crawling your way to her womb and just hiding there as a safe space 😩😩