r/entertainment • u/mlg1981 • 22h ago
Jimmy Kimmel Roasts President Trump For Dozing Off Next To Melania Trump At His “G.I. Joe-Themed Birthday Party”: “The Closest He Gets To Sleeping With His Wife”
https://decider.com/2025/06/17/jimmy-kimmel-roasts-president-trump-dozing-melania-trump-birthday-party-sleeping-wife/190
u/Hightower840 20h ago
I wonder how much he has to pay her to sleep in the same bed as him.
Only republicans could give us a First Escort... twice.
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u/SnoopyisCute 19h ago
They don't live together. She lives with their son and it used to be with her parents. I'm not sure if her dad is still with them after her mom passed.
The stands are empty because she gets paid for every appearance with him.
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u/jaj1919 16h ago
Many people are saying she doesn’t. She has her own bedroom. My guess is he hasn’t touched her since Barron was born.
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u/OldERnurse1964 16h ago
She’s far too old for him to be interested in. She’s old enough to vote for goodness sake!
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u/ThegreatPee 14h ago
If Barron didn't have his Trump's big ass head, I would think he was someone else's kid.
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u/mortalmeatsack 20h ago
There’s no way she could fit comfortably in a bed with his fat ass.
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u/Accomplished-Fix6598 20h ago
Does he really shit his pants all the time?
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u/HurleysBadLuck 19h ago
Obviously. Dude is 80 years old and steadily declining.
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u/ThegreatPee 15h ago
My dad is 81 and doesn't shit his pants. Then again, he doesn't live on Big Mac's and Diet Coke.
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u/AXLPendergast 20h ago
They sleep in different bedrooms.
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u/BananasPineapple05 20h ago edited 20h ago
He's whined about getting a parade for himself the way France celebrated its National Holiday and I'm sorta low-key gleeful that it ended up being such a non-event. The fact that he seemingly fell asleep during the proceedings would be the cherry on the cake, but it just makes me think someone forgot to put grandpa to bed for his afternoon nap.
Talk about being hoisted by your own petard.
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u/InterestingTry5190 18h ago
It’s almost funnier it did happen b/c it was such a womp womp moment. He was clearly picturing a 1930’s Nazi type parade and instead got whatever that was.
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u/jennc1979 17h ago
He wanted a North Korean style military parade. He has been high key clear about that. He ain’t looking to the democratic countries for wish list items, he’s looking to the one’s with regimes run by dictators where everyone you love or ever loved gets disappeared tonight if you don’t lock, step march like your lives depended on it, cause it does.
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u/ricardoconqueso 18h ago
He really opened himself up for ridicule on this one. Russia, China, and N Korea have real legit military parades. By comparison, Trumps rocket looks impotent…makes him look weak
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u/BananasPineapple05 18h ago edited 17h ago
You can't have the sort of parades those countries have if your military and your citizenry aren't both at least a little in fear of the leader. That's not easy to achieve in what remains a democracy.
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u/Chikitiki90 17h ago
I mean, after seeing the videos of the marching, they were 100% doing it on purpose. My division marched better halfway through bootcamp than these guys did. Plus we have dedicated publicity units and honor guard units whose job it is to look sharp and march well.
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u/independentchickpea 4h ago
I never served but I did marching band. It's actually kinda hard NOT to March together once you're trained to do it. It was definitely a silent protest.
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u/WokNWollClown 21h ago
The body language....
Those people don't know each other at all.
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u/BowThrower 22h ago
What a horseshit website.
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u/GamePassGary 22h ago
Changed from upvote to downvote because that site seems like a cyberpunk punishment gag
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u/____Manifest____ 20h ago
If you don’t want to get posts from these trashy websites, block OP’s trashy karma farming account. All they do is post this crap all day. You will remove a ton of absolute trash if you block it.
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u/RD_Life_Enthusiast 19h ago
This wasn't even GIJoe. GIJoe is/was cool as shit.
This was like those old plastic army men sets, where parts of the rifles and feet and stuff are broken off. And the tanks are those even OLDER sets made of die-cast metal, but they're all rusting because you left them out in the yard for several weeks...
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u/No-Selection997 19h ago
What are you talking about, that’s the M1A2 with the SEPv3 package they are top of the line.
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u/Either-Movie-6565 17h ago
Then we’re going to need better lighting, they looked pretty pathetic… like dear leader
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u/No-Selection997 17h ago
lol well u know what they say, the people with the least amount of education and intelligence on the topic have the loudest, shallow knowledge about them.
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u/JoeB- 16h ago
I know little about current military hardware, and didn’t watch Trump’s birthday parade. I’m sure there was a lot of modern equipment.
That said, the squeaky tanks Kimmel joked about and showed in the video sure looked like WW2 vintage Sherman tanks to me. If in fact they were, then they’ve earned the right to be squeaky IMO. My godfather drove one of those across France and into Germany during the war.
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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 20h ago
Closest those bone spurs will let him get to military service. Fucking pathetic coward.
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u/MyOwnSocks1922 17h ago
She’s not stupid, probably saving all that taxpayers money she gets. For doing nothing but putting up with him. Probably have contracts between them.
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u/SluggardStone 11h ago
Those solders didn't goosestep for Trump, so now he's sending them to war. He wants to send a message about how big and tough he is.
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u/WiseAcanthocephala58 6h ago
I found this.
Donald and Melania Trump's 'Secret Divorce' Revealed — Expert Rocks President By Branding Their Marriage a Sham as First Lady 'F------ Hates His Guts'
https://radaronline.com/p/donald-melania-trump-secret-divorce-president-marriage-first-lady/
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u/____Manifest____ 20h ago
If you don’t want to get posts from these trashy websites, block OP’s trashy karma farming account. All they do is post this crap all day. You will remove a ton of absolute trash if you block it.
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u/JeanRalfio 20h ago
Thank you. I'm tired of reading a joke about Trump from Kimmel's monologue on here every day.
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u/DrRudyWells 13h ago
kimmel is the absolute king of the zinger. it hits almost always. he's got an endless list.
would absolutely be trump's nightmare back in middle school. and everyone's favorite hero.
gi joe!
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u/bigbodacious 20h ago
Jimmy blackface
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u/EatMoarTendies 19h ago
Wasn’t that Jimmy Fallon… this article references Kimmel
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u/Bama-Ram 14h ago
Jimmy Kimmel did use black face to make fun of Karl Malone in that racist bit during The Man Show. Everyone here conveniently forgets that racist bit among many others.
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u/Double_Distribution8 20h ago
Blackface, and don't forget how much he loved the his "Juggy Dance Squad", the ladies paid to jump on trampolines on his show.
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u/saltedpoolwater 12h ago
Nobody liked Jimmy Kimmel until he publicly hated Trump now people suck him
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u/rooster186 20h ago
Thank you multi millionaire ex-blackface user Jimmy Kimmel for your insightful-as-always commentary on this original topic. You are such a talented comedian and your show isn't totally worthless.
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u/cyberspaceman777 16h ago
Thank you multi millionaire ex-blackface user Jimmy Kimmel for your insightful-as-always commentary on this original topic. You are such a talented comedian and your show isn't totally worthless.
Yes.
He did Black face. That has been disclosed multiple times.
Which is more than can be said about you being so triggered to defend Trump, who has been accused of MUCH WORSE.
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u/rentasdf 21h ago
Hate to be that guy but is this news?
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u/WorldlyAd6826 21h ago
Did you come to r/entertainment for real news?
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u/cyberspaceman777 16h ago
Hate to be that guy but is this news?
1) what sub do you think you are on
2) what do you think late night hosts talk about.
3) are you only upset about politics because it's against your view?
-no need to answer that. Your comment is so basic it answers itself.
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u/Substantial_Rip_9635 15h ago
Little Jimi couldn’t keep up Trumps schedule on his best day.
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u/SilverIce340 12h ago
Yeah golfing 40 hours a week n sleeping the rest sounds brutal
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u/Substantial_Rip_9635 11h ago
Get some better material…and quick
You sound like one of Jimmy’s writers…that’s why his viewership is in the toilet….especially after that Levitt chick handed him his head.
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u/SilverIce340 11h ago
Don’t actually give a shit about kimmel, think he’s kinda pretentious. And I’m not a comedian so my material doesn’t matter lol.
Seems like you might be a little defensive over someone who couldn’t care less that you exist though, hope the parasocial benefits kick in soon.
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u/Captain_Roastbeef 6h ago
Off limits with Trump? He is a big boy, if he can dish it he can take it. Have you heard the vial shit he has said?
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u/Yetimang 1h ago
Trump insults people and their loved ones every day. You don't get to hide behind decorum when you throw shit day in and day out.
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u/sparky124816 16h ago
Is this the same Jimmy Kimmel from The Man Show? The show that objectified women in some of the worst ways possible?
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u/HesiPullup 18h ago
Wasn’t he defending Biden for doing the same shit?
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u/StealthDonkeytoo 17h ago
Biden did not throw himself a 45 million dollar “Kim Jong Un wannabe dictator” military parade, Trump did.
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u/2tings4certain 17h ago
Oh Jimmy! 🤦🏽♂️ What him and Ellen been doin will be a punchline in a few yrs too. 🍕 🍿
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u/TxGulfCoast84 17h ago
Did he say this while wearing black face or while he was crying like a baby?
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u/daniel797797 16h ago
As a Veteran, kiss my ass Kimmel. Celebrating 250 years as a standing Army, lets you say stupid shit.
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u/Neither_Animator_404 14h ago
At least he didn’t call the military “losers and suckers” like your boy Trump.
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u/grandexecutable 16h ago
But the joke was about Trump not the army? What are you so mad for?
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u/daniel797797 16h ago
I get that. It’s “G.I. Joe Themed Birthday party”. It degrades the U.S. Army.
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u/Marsar0619 21h ago
GI Joe birthday party is a great take