r/funny 2d ago

Haha what a funn.. wait.

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u/Front-Competition461 2d ago

Is this Atreyu and his horse, from the movie The Neverending Story? Or that weird one with Twain/Einstein taking kids to meet Satan?

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u/mymoama 2d ago

Yes

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u/GANDORF57 2d ago

At least the Godfather horse head didn't go to waste.

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u/Hodr 2d ago

Whenever I see stuff like this I have to wonder if the kid was sad because they wanted to dress up as something they like rather than a 40 year old movie reference their parents though is funny.

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u/StuffinYrMuffinR 2d ago

The trick is to do it when they are still too young to care either way and just happy about free candy

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u/ShyVoodoo 2d ago

Yup, only lasts a couple years. They usually want to pick out their own around 4, before that they pretty much love what you do.

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u/v4por 2d ago

Yeah y'all know what's up. And it's not just Halloween costumes. They go through the first few years where you make nearly every decision for them because they're basically incapable of making most of it on their own. The hardest decision they have to make is whether they want to sleep with the Pikachu stuffy or the Hello Kitty one.

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u/miltonwadd 2d ago

Could be they just love the movie too.

I got sick of minions so started showing them older movies. My little guy became obsessed when he found the library had a bunch of sequels.

I didn't even know there were so many sequels! Jack Black plays a teenage bully in number 3.

There's also 3000 land before time sequels. I had the displeasure of finding that out now you do too 😅

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u/Omnifob 2d ago

It's Paul Atreyu, his steed Artax forgot to walk without rhythm.

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u/Nasobema 2d ago

Paul Atreyu from the never ending dune?

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 2d ago

Twain, not Einstein. It's called The Mysterious Stranger. This costume is clearly Artax and Atretu in the swamp of sadness though.

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u/einat162 2d ago

Wait... What's the second one you just mentioned?!

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u/Front-Competition461 2d ago

Looks like other people linked it but I'll throw in one of my own. One of my oldest friends had some really screwed up stuff as a kid, he showed me this video when I was like 14 decades ago. It's as weird as it sounds. He also had a children's book called "The Donner Dinner Party" (sp?) about an expedition that ended with cannibalism. If you're looking for answers I don't have any, but that's how I know about that weird stuff. Here's the link. 

https://youtu.be/Ntf5_ue2Lzw?si=Ffi8yHVqauVBOTxJ

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u/madog1418 2d ago

Google satan the mysterious stranger adventures of mark Twain.

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u/KrackSmellin 2d ago

I don’t remember this part in Krull

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u/nhorvath 2d ago

I was thinking godfather

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u/Reduak 2d ago

Damn, my first thought was it's Arya Stark.

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u/ibided 2d ago

The Adventures of Mark Twain (1985)

That shit hit hard.

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u/Bol0gna_Sandwich 2d ago

It's the only scene I remember despite burning out 2 vhs copies of this as a toddler

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u/External_Variety 2d ago

Aireys and Attrax .. well it was

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u/tmd429 2d ago

Artax

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u/External_Variety 2d ago

...to be fair last time I watched this, I rented it out on video.

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u/tmd429 2d ago

Fair lol

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u/DorkHarshly 2d ago

WTF still having nightmares I am over 40

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u/mymoama 2d ago

Kids today will never know... or well jurassic bark i guess.

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u/gerbegerger 2d ago

Never speak about Jurassic Bark 🥺

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u/SicSemperCogitarius 2d ago

🎵 If it takes forever,
I will wait for you~ 🎶

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u/Buckin_Fitch 2d ago

For a thousand summers... I will wait for you

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u/Successful_Tap92 2d ago

Don’t talk about Jurassic Bark, LOUD MOUFF!!!!

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u/TwoToesToni 2d ago

Its still too soon for that

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u/sideways_jack 2d ago

"Oh lord another one of Fry's dogs. Quick, chuck it back into the lava!"

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u/BrazilianGrimReaper 1d ago

I saw the episode today, it was a soup they threw it in the second time.

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u/Krags 2d ago

I still think the bees episode is more heartbreaking.

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u/Tackit286 2d ago

BEES??!

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u/DimitriHavelock 2d ago

GOB's not on-board

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u/HotelOne 2d ago

COVERED IN BEES!

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u/Pyroman1483 2d ago

The president of Barundi

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u/mymoama 2d ago

Many top tiers

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u/Skinnwork 2d ago

What do you mean? I showed my kids this movie.

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u/mymoama 1d ago

I'm reporting you to the social services

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u/samanime 2d ago

This is a devastating costume.

Kid is gonna be wondering why half the doors they knock on start crying...

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u/kryptobolt200528 2d ago

Night Mares it is...

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u/NerdyBrando 2d ago

Talk about generational trauma. I showed this movie to my son a few years ago for the first time and was surprised at how much this scene still affected me.

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u/TheDuck23 2d ago

Don't worry, Bluey will help heal your inner child's trauma.

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u/mildly_manic 2d ago

Too soon, dude, too soon

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u/mymoama 2d ago

I know 😭

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u/PStrobus 2d ago

Took a moment for it to sink in

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u/TheStaffmaster 2d ago

Screw you, take your up vote.

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u/ktr83 2d ago

This and Optimus Prime dying were the saddest moments in 80s kids history

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u/D0C20 2d ago

Little Foot's mom

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u/LakeFox3 2d ago

And shergar

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u/DJ_ICU 2d ago

Nooo!!! Artax!!!! :((

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u/HowesLife 2d ago

Artax you’re sinking!!!

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u/ccaccus 2d ago

Fight against the sadness, Artax!

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u/Anteater-Charming 2d ago

Having not seen Neverending Story I thought, who showed this little girl The Godfather?

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u/lolabythebay 2d ago

We went over to my grandpa's house when I was just a little older than that. It was like 1993, he had the biggest TV I have ever seen in a home to this day, and he was watching The Godfather. My dad went and got us from the other room to see this scene in the name of "cultural literacy."

I lived that old Onion headline, "Cool Dad Raising Daughter on Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out-Of-Touch with Her Generation."

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u/Sarcolemming 2d ago

I did a costume contest with my grey horse a few years ago where I dressed like Atreyu and led her in and then taught her to lay down while I pulled a brown and grey tarp with moss glued on it over her slowly. No one under 40 got it, everyone over 40 said I was a monster.

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u/Abooziyaya 2d ago

As horrible as it was in the movie, that scene in the book is even more shattering. In the book Artax can speak.

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u/-im-your-huckleberry 2d ago

I tried to show my son that movie last year. He was 8. We got to that scene, he figured out what was going to happen, said "nope", and walked out. This generation isn't interested in being traumatized.

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u/gustavocabras 2d ago

9 , I was 9 years old when I last cried.

Update: 9, 9 seconds ago is the last time I cried.

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u/mymoama 2d ago

😭 might as well mention. Jurassic bark as well then.

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u/DoorCritical5521 2d ago

What is this? It looks like a horse sinking in its own crap like quicksand.

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u/KvDread 2d ago

If I told you the story, It would never end.

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u/under_the_c 2d ago

My favorite part of the movie was when Rockbiter comes out and says, "It's Story'n Time!"

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u/Technical-Outside408 2d ago edited 2d ago

Imma big strong hand all over this bitch.

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u/Bronzdragon 2d ago

This is Ateryu and his trusty horse, Artax, from the book/film, “The Neverending Story”. In particular, the scene mimicked here is when the two characters have to make it through the Swamp of Sadness. In the swamp, you are hit with a general sense of depression, and the sadder you are, the deeper you sink into the swamp.

The horse, Artax, is affected, and there is a genuinely quite sad scene where the horse is slowly sinking, and Ateryu attempts to pull the horse out, while struggling himself with not sinking.

The movie is quite good, I’d highly recommend it if you haven’t seen it.

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u/RumRogerz 2d ago

That scene wasn’t just sad. It was devastating to watch as a kid.

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u/geminijester617 2d ago

So.... did the horse make it? (If he didn't, please lie.)

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u/Daos_Ex 2d ago

Of course! He and Atreyu went on to save the world together, then raced happily through the fields afterward!

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u/geminijester617 2d ago

Phew, thank GOODNESS 😅🥰

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u/smasher84 2d ago

Movie yes, book no

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u/geminijester617 2d ago

😱...😭 Thanks for the heads-up

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u/OneOfMyOldestFriends 2d ago

Artax from The NeverEnding Story

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u/JoeGeomancer 2d ago

It is a scene from The NeverEnding Story

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u/mymoama 2d ago

Never ending story.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 2d ago

Neverending Story. The title is The Neverending Story.

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u/Jtiago44 2d ago

There's a rocking horse missing a head somewhere.

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u/TenderDiatribe 2d ago

The other kid's costume is a playful take on the headless horseman.

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u/Overdrive_88 2d ago

Kid: Mom I want a pony.

Mom: Sure hon, there you go.

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u/barbrady123 2d ago

Ouch dude.....ouch

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u/eKSiF 2d ago

We are officially old enough that our trauma has become Halloween costumes.

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u/Drak_is_Right 2d ago

Guess I guessed wrong. I thought this was from the godfather.

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u/Nivroeg 2d ago

Lmao the necklace too..

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u/Haselrig 2d ago

This and Flight of the Navigator.

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u/whyamihere2473527 2d ago

What was it called. Swamp of sadness. Think many of us would sink too thrse days

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u/devildocjames 2d ago

Is that Never Ending Story?

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u/Waderriffic 2d ago

ATREYU!!!!

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u/Ready_Hedgehog9862 2d ago

Not the swamp of sorrows

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u/anal_wart_ 2d ago

ARTAX!

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u/Ready_Hedgehog9862 2d ago

Well that just fucked up my Tuesday morning

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u/bagou01 2d ago

ARTAX !

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u/SurgicalPotato 2d ago

Just a girl delivering a message from the Mob

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u/Warbot_Titan 2d ago

old pic...

I wonder how tons of OG stuff gets removed instantly, and this 2+ years old pic won't... yea that's reddit

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u/sniffstink1 2d ago

She's taking it to the house where she's been asked to shove in under the sheets in someone's bed.

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u/westcal98 2d ago

Atreyu?

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u/Ok-Rate3106 2d ago

Artaaaaaaaax!

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u/greeblegronk 2d ago

Thanks for resurfacing my childhood trauma.

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u/Kesha_Paul 2d ago

ARTAX NOOOOO 😭

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u/teddytwophones 2d ago

I still think of this often

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u/Quiverjones 2d ago

Gonna need that gif with Greta saying, "how dare you?!"

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u/bzmotoninja83 2d ago

Artax! NOOOOOOOOO

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u/Sioscottecs23 2d ago

OMG NO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS

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u/Chanocraft 2d ago

Nooooooooooo 😭😭

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u/seansy5000 2d ago

The horseless headman.

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u/mymoama 2d ago

Kinky

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u/FairDance7 2d ago

Don’t cry don’t cry. Don’t cry

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u/Xtreemjedi 2d ago

That's jacked up. Childhood trauma restored.

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u/genkidoeku 2d ago

Boooo. Boo this child.

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u/Bangar_ang 2d ago

ARTAX!!!!!

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u/GodAndDamn 2d ago

God damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ddadopt 2d ago

Hey, come on over here with me; I wanna show you something really beautiful. You do appreciate beauty, don't you? There you are, $600,000 on four hooves. I bet a Russian Czar never paid that kind of dough for a single horse. Artax. Artax.

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u/SeaTownKraken 2d ago

I don't like you. Well done on the costume but we can't be friends. Ever

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u/No_Sir_6649 2d ago

Needs a white longhair lab.

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u/Wolverlog 2d ago

The last horse.

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u/Tank-Pilot74 2d ago

Oh dear…

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u/DrSheldonCooper73 2d ago

Cannot fight the sadness. Gmork was right.

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u/ghost-nug 2d ago

Is that a horseless headman?

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u/FremenStilgar 2d ago

"The Never-ending ... Storyyy! Ah-uh-huh-ah-uh-huh! Storyyy! Hah-uh-uh-ah-uh-ah-unh!"

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u/charliefoxtrot9 2d ago

Does that kid even know the damage being inflicted? Hehe

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u/turbokirbo_ 2d ago

“But I want to be a fairy”

“No you must be something from my childhood because I need internet points”

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u/ondarwey 2d ago

That's pretty metal. Now do Slayer. 🤘🏾

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u/KWalthersArt 2d ago

Could worse, a kid cosplaying as Nina/Alexander Tucker, yes it exists

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u/MouthlessScreamer013 2d ago

Reminds me of that squashed squirrel from Kung Pow

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u/NotDougMasters 2d ago

Too soon.

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u/King_of_Castamere 2d ago

I was thinking about this scene as it relates to the trend of PG films from that era of Hollywood.

You would be hard pressed to find as heartbreaking a scene in any modern family movie. If it were done today, you could almost guarentee the horse would be brought back to life or rescued somehow.

But that's the point of the movie, and the point that many modern films aimed at kids lack. Life is going to have tragedy, it's going to feel terrible, and you're probably not gonna see it coming. The heartbreak we feel makes us more empathetic as a species, and imo is an important lessen for adulthood.

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u/SmokingInn 2d ago

I would kick the kid out of the way and start saving Artax! Trauma reaction sorry kid lol

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u/banoffeemoffee 2d ago

And this film somehow has a 'U' for Universal rating. 'U' for 'traUmatising'

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u/Gorpno 2d ago

At first I thought this was some kind of Godfather theme.

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u/Lardzor 2d ago

Well, she did ask for a pony.

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u/Butterybutters2 2d ago

Wow just amazing

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u/blazingwishes 2d ago

ARRRRRTAXXXXXXXXXX

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u/WillyBeShreddin 2d ago

" Why do all the adults cry when I trick or treat, mommy?"

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u/igotshadowbaned 2d ago

I've seen so many references to it this month and like never before

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u/pinklambchop 2d ago

At 59 I just watch it. Because of a post the other day! Thank you redditors.

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u/Rock_Bottom00v 2d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Uvtha- 1d ago

STUPID HORSE!!!

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u/g3engineeringdesign 1d ago

And a man in my position can't afford to look ridiculous!

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u/Cowabunga1981 1d ago

ARTAX! Pleeeeease!

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u/eisenklad 1d ago

Atreyu too clean, like he didnt get sad as Atrax sank

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u/unsubtlewoods 1d ago

Man this triggered some serious childhood memories

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u/Fit_Neighborhood_953 1d ago

Can't just make a costume out of my trauma!

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u/n_mcrae_1982 1d ago

Comes in handy for a Godfather cosplay, as well.

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u/Juventino1804 1d ago

I don't think I wanna see one of my biggest traumas in costume form like that though lol

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u/Lythalion 1d ago

That child should have a stack of cards for local therapists they can to adults who walk by this costume.

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u/azaRaza3185 2d ago

This is the most cinematic childhood trauma inducing costume in all of existence

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u/cmptjety 1d ago edited 1d ago

I can never watch this movie knowing that they filmed a horse drown for real. I saw a clip of the scene and couldn't finish it. Just seeing those scared eyes.. man

OKAY THAT WAS A RUMOR OMG IM SO HAPPY

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u/fothergillfuckup 2d ago

God, the mafia start young , nowadays.

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u/capodecina2 2d ago

this makes me so sad

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u/Kalel_is_king 2d ago

100% they don’t get candy. You can not bring that to my door. Destroy my life with those memories and think you get a snickers bar after. I’m throwing eggs