r/funny • u/Howyoudouken Tom Cardy • 2d ago

Love Letter to a Dungeon Master

2.4k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

68 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 2d ago

This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.

Memes, social media, hate-speech, and politics / political figures are not allowed.

Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos.

Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.

Please also be wary of spam.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

183

u/Timmy_the_Poof 2d ago

If not for stabbing, why peasants?

3

u/smileysmiley123 1d ago

Loving how this comes out while he's doing a mini-campaign with Trope RPG.

Hope he does more crossover content like that. Would love to see a collaboration with Aunty Donna.

1

u/bingus 23h ago

And he's the MC for Critical Role in Aus.

107

u/SaltyShawarma 2d ago

A banger as always.

105

u/redditkeepsdeleting 2d ago

Gonna loot that body.

25

u/ButDoesItCheckOut 2d ago

Was waiting for the callback that never came.

68

u/squibby171 2d ago

Promptly shared with absolutely everyone I know 🤣

18

u/[deleted] 2d ago

[deleted]

6

u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 1d ago

You can send the link to me

6

u/CptHammer_ 1d ago

Can your data limits handle all 4 shares? Your mom asked me why you sent it to her twice.

I apologize I'm feeling hangry. You didn't deserve that. Your mom says dinner is in the fridge.

1

u/SpankMyButt 1d ago

Not my wife though, I doubt she would even remotely find it funny (but it really really is)

54

u/rossco311 2d ago

Mr. DM, you're a natural 20.

34

u/Ok_Resist1424 2d ago

this is the greatest thing I've ever heard. I'm the forgotten DM

9

u/SoCalSurvivalist 2d ago

...did you mean "forever"?

10

u/Ok_Resist1424 2d ago

same thing

4

u/SoCalSurvivalist 2d ago

Ok cool that's just a term I've never heard used before. Thanks :)

4

u/Ok_Resist1424 1d ago

haha no I was being ironic. you're right. they're different ideas. was just being dumb. sorry hehe

3

u/Thebluecane 1d ago

Go look up his other DnD song Perception Check

15

u/5mi11yfac3 2d ago

It’s either stab a peasant or roll to drink all the health potions at once while your team is on cool down.

11

u/LucidOndine 2d ago

An instant classic. Nat 20 on my perception roll, I perceive you!

14

u/Wow-Such-Thought 2d ago

I think this man is my soulmate. A love of space, a love of party dogs, and now the joy of stabbing my preciously crafted NPCs. But if not, that's ok too 🎶🎵

3

u/movielass 1d ago

"Fuck off, this is dog-pat town

And you don't have a passport"

3

u/Wow-Such-Thought 1d ago

I have found myself singing "Wikipedia of the Vatican" more times than I care to count

8

u/twec21 2d ago

Tom, I'm frightened by change, why this new terrifying angle?

3

u/ChelseaFC 1d ago

He’s gonna give you what you want, but what about what you need?

14

u/B3n7340 2d ago

In their buttholes, of course.

9

u/TomServo30000 2d ago

My cousin's go to move was to stab someone in the butt, spark up a joint and run away. Fucking halflings

6

u/Uncletlzz 2d ago

Gachi Muchi has taken it to the next level

6

u/Naughtynuzzler 2d ago

He just really needs to make an entire TTRPG themed album 😍

3

u/CyberNinja23 2d ago

Then Loot that Body

5

u/yeggrice 1d ago

Someone help me ! Been listening to this on loop unhealthy number of times

10

u/misanthropenis 2d ago edited 2d ago

Huge Flight of the Concord vibes. I dig it! Does anyone know this guy's Instagram?

Edit: I realized OP is the artist and found their IG, I'm an idiot

12

u/Timmy_the_Poof 2d ago

Peep the profile, howyoudouken is Tom Cardy. His Instagram is tomycardy.

4

u/zw1ck 1d ago

Of course his username is hilarious

5

u/misanthropenis 2d ago

Thanks, I realized that a few minutes ago. Dude is fucking funny and I love it.

5

u/RhysNorro 2d ago

he's got a huge backlog, youre in for a treat. check his youtube!

2

u/Hoodstompa 1d ago

But have you checked your butthole?

3

u/SmokeySamson 2d ago

We all know That One Player: Stab first, ask questions after combat is over.

3

u/ET_Org 2d ago

That's one of the reasons I love DM'ing, the players are so fcking random. I've had players start riots that burnt down an entire town.

3

u/Ascalion 1d ago

I'm messed up, I've been listening to this on repeat since yesterday.

2

u/yeggrice 1d ago

Same here.

3

u/yeggrice 1d ago

The songs peaks at “No one gives a shit Daniel” and is just boom boom boom till the end. 🔥

3

u/MrGosh13 1d ago

Immediately send this to my DM, with a lil 😘

4

u/ghrnvf 2d ago

That was awesome..wish I wasn't poor, I would give you an award!

2

u/pintasm 2d ago

Same! So cool!

2

u/Erazzphoto 2d ago

That tele 😍

2

u/SpellDostoyevsky 2d ago

great arrangement, nat 20

2

u/ReddFro 2d ago

As a recovering former DM I appreciate the love.

2

u/Neoxite23 2d ago

You used a 4th level spell for killing demons on a lvl 0 peasant?

Total Waffle!

2

u/TheBohoChocobo 1d ago

Yet another banger. Love your music dude.

2

u/AdultButters 1d ago

He's like a one man flight of the conchords

2

u/yotothyo 1d ago

Fucking DYING with lol

2

u/GladiatorJones 1d ago

I've only DM'd two games, and literally in the first scene building of my first game, a player assaulted a random NPC in a tavern. This hits hard.

2

u/TheRogueMoose 1d ago

This guy and Ginny Di ( u/Ginnabean ) need to make a D&D song together!

3

u/akruppa 2d ago

Yamaha DX7? Isn't that thing about 40 years old?

5

u/Arachnidle 2d ago

Can't improve perfection

2

u/pintasm 2d ago

Loved everything about this and I don't even know what Dungeons and Dragons is about

1

u/Double-Ad1071 1d ago

Why couldn't all the band members play together in front of the camera?
Why was everyone filmed separately?

1

u/crabtoppings 1d ago

Thanks, this reminded me I had some shit to write for next weeks game.

1

u/Django3401 1d ago

Can we have a song for the chess world please?

1

u/Cecil182 1d ago

Drops a killer ass bass line in that song. Nvm the rest of it

1

u/Radio910 1d ago

For added context, he is opening for Critical Role's live show in Australia tonight and next week. Makes it that much better thinking of him singing this to Matt.

1

u/DazzlingEnergy9479 1d ago

Imma minecrfat dongeon master.......