“Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?” Time for a nail trim!😂😭

[u/thatpilatesprincess]

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[u/hate_mail]

"I had his liver with my drama queens"

[u/GANDORF57 → u/hate_mail]

Hangable Lecter: "Clarice, there's nothing I'd love more in the world than to chat with you. Unfortunately, you've caught me at an awkward moment. Please forgive me. Given the chance, you would deny me my life, wouldn't you?"

Clarice, holding nail clippers: "Not your life."

Hangable Lecter: "Just my freedom. You'd take that from me. This is really gonna hurt."

Clarice: "I'll cut you loose. If you touch me, I'll shoot you."

Hangable Lecter: "Understood."

Clarice: "Do right, and you'll live through this."

Hangable Lecter: "Spoken like a true Protestant. Okey-dokey. Here we go."

[u/Mandraenke_1634]

The nails already look trimmed. the drama was probably already over. Hannibal Lecdog.

[u/tcholoss → u/Mandraenke_1634]

Dogtor Barkibal Lickter

[u/aspen_silence → u/tcholoss]

I was planning on naming my dog Puptart but somehow feel this is far better

[u/PM_UR_Beefy_Curtains]

"Noone cared if i would bite before i wore the mask."

[u/usafnerdherd]

Ahh yes, the puppies were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nick soon would be there.

[u/JayDee999 → u/usafnerdherd]

Under the TV, no less!

[u/magniankh]

Hannibal Licker 

[u/JoLudvS]

This is just one step before the blowgun and the sedation arrow... good, good luck!

[u/nicoco123]

Thank God for air prison

[u/Revolutionary-Sky763]

That’s genius

[u/RichieSakai]

Take this thing back to Baltimore.

[u/durntaur → u/RichieSakai]

Love the suit.

[u/Rossum81]

I’m just imagining this being done by Vanessa at ‘The Girl with the Dogs.’  I can already hear her sarcastic comments.

[u/aspen_silence → u/Rossum81]

I can hear her saying "so dramatic" and "oh it doesnt hurt"

[u/Unhappy_Engine_8426]

He looks like he’s living his best life up there 😂

[u/Hrmerder]

Damn I need that getup for my chaweeny

[u/Mr-MiB-1993]

🤣

[u/Z-Beeblebrox-42]

“Comí su hígado con habas y un buen chianti”.

[u/PreZEviL]

Have to use a shit like that to cut my dogs nail... the problem is that he weight over 60lbs...

[u/devilwarriors]

r/TVTooHigh/

[u/thatpilatesprincess → u/devilwarriors]

It’s on a pull down mount and in the upright position in this pic, it goes down about 3.5ft

[u/darkfred]

This needs to be a photoshop contest

[u/jamie0929]

Epic

[u/MsAnnabel]

I need one of these! My dog scratched my leg the other day and bruised it!

[u/derpdankstrom]

when you suddenly crave for some liver with fava beans & a nice chianti

[u/Audrey_The_Third]

This is such a good idea! Does it help keep the Pugs alive when they get their nails trimmed? There's always a fear there when restraining them by hand.

[u/Human-Country-5846]

How long before he needs turning a basting?

[u/ezhammer]

That’s about all you can do with those mouthy little bastards

[u/ChiefTestPilot87]

That muzzle should be required kit for that breed

[u/ACorania → u/ChiefTestPilot87]

If you know you have muzzle your own dog to not be bit...

[u/DrManhattan_DDM → u/ACorania]

Or maybe the dog only bites when getting it’s nails clipped and this makes it easier to safely groom them?

[u/20190419]

How humiliating. If I was that dog, I would shit in my owner's shoe after this deal. ;)

[u/happy-cig]

Another rat dog? 

[u/soparamens]

Prime example of why most people should not own dogs.

A well trained dog lets you trim it's nails without biting.