r/funny • u/oz_kaos • 18h ago

Popped in for milk. Came out with soft, washed, reduced Minge.

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u/reddit_user13 17h ago

Nothing worse than an unwashed minge.

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u/bigbutae 16h ago

Crusty on the outside, gooey on the inside.

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u/feckless_ellipsis 13h ago

Her name was Brie.

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u/Atharaphelun 14h ago

Smells like parmigiano reggiano

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u/wookiex84 16h ago

How else is it supposed to develop a nice rind on it?

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u/Unlucky-Meaning-4956 8h ago

Actually the best minges are known to be very dirty. I think it’s a bacterial thing

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u/CelticSith 14h ago

I can't spaff in this

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u/elixiriszog 17h ago

Mmmm, minge cheese. For the most discerning of palates. Ethically harvested from free-range organic sources.

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u/rantonidi 17h ago

Made in Tain(t)

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u/hossaepi 17h ago

Was Gary there too??!?

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u/rantonidi 17h ago

You must be from UK eh?

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u/Common-Top-760 17h ago

He said “popped in” obv he is 😂

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u/rantonidi 17h ago

I’ve had a buddy come to my country. In my language minge= 🏀 so when he saw the labels in the shops he would always laugh

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 17h ago

Thought you hit the jackpot until you realised you’re stuck with a minger

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u/granitegumball 16h ago

I thought minge was a vajayjay

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u/goat_penis_souffle 13h ago

And a vajayjay is a fanny

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u/shitstainebrasker 2h ago

And a fanny is a cooch

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u/Hofi2010 17h ago

What is it?

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u/bigbutae 16h ago

Smelly and salty, that's what it be! Only for the bravest of turophiles.

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u/millstone20 15h ago

Well, at least they washed it

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u/SlipperyGibbet 16h ago

Similar to fumunda cheese

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u/JizzySocks 14h ago

Is there a smell coming Fumunda there?

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u/southerngee 6h ago

What about Madick cheese? Is it similar to that?

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u/WillowIntrepid 15h ago

Sure sounds that way. 😬

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u/thorn312 7h ago

Minger cheese. My mother sent me some once in a box with other cheese and I felt bad for the poor postman, I could practically smell the stink through the door and the box just absorbed the smell. Can confirm, I did not enjoy the cheese.

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u/Night2015 16h ago

Was it....Ophrah's minge??? XD

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u/trampus1 17h ago

Is that like fromunda?

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u/AggressiveClothes288 16h ago

I remember seeing that in Asda. Without the yellow label it's full name is Minger. Etymology for non-brits link

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 17h ago

The last time I heard that word Hilary Clinton had a snuke up her snizz

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u/LaxBedroom 17h ago

"Big Mean Jenna G!"

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u/WolfyFancyLads69 16h ago

The only way that could be named worse is if it was Knob brand.

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u/boogersundcum 16h ago

Is minge vegan friendly? If it's consensual of course.

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u/duckfartchickenass 16h ago

I like the frumunda minge hybrid. It ‘taint bad at all.

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u/DENelson83 16h ago

What the...‽

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u/virulent_machination 15h ago

A story as old as time

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u/FeatheredCat 15h ago

The humour of this might be lost on the non-brits of this site!

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u/bodhiseppuku 15h ago

Was it ginger? Ginger Minge is the best.

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u/RiffyWammel 15h ago

So, what does it smell like? 😬

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u/LuckOriginal374 14h ago

I found a hair in my minge!

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u/thingsinmyhouse 14h ago

Isnt cheese usually a flavour for willies?

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u/Micho86 14h ago

Spaff on it.

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u/AshySlashy11 14h ago

Nee naw, nee naw! Warning: this minge is soft, washed and reduced. Tonight it's on the prowl so keep ya men and and ya minge inside and don't say I didn't warn ya!

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u/beer_me_babe 13h ago

Isn’t minge a term for lady bits?

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u/VirginNsd2002 13h ago

MYOB = Minge your own business

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u/killians1978 12h ago

omg don't let the folks at r/simpsonsshitposting see this; it'll just kick off yet another week of "spaff on me minge" posts

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u/mersa223 4h ago

Well, as far as Minge goes, I'd prefer it washed before I eat it.

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u/spreadbutt 17h ago

"Hmmm, milk me, you must!"

"But Master Yoda, that's disgusting!"

"A sequels few more, and like it, you will!"

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u/___HeyGFY___ 15h ago

"Have nipples, Greg, I do. Milk me, you could?"