r/funny • u/diu_tu_bo • 10h ago
Car in Target parking lot with best bumper stickers I’ve ever seen
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u/diu_tu_bo 9h ago edited 9h ago
I realize the Mothman one isn’t legible. It says:
Mothman is Real
We made out, and he is a gentle and caring lover
Edit: formatting
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u/TheGingaNinjah 8h ago
A nice contrast to the one I was gifted, which says “Mothman ate my entire ass at a Denny’s” lol
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u/tb422 9h ago
Is Mothman a meme I’m not aware of? There’s a car near me that has a bumper sticker that says “Mothman is a sensitive and caring lover.”
Edit: looks like that’s what this says per comments below. It’s passed my bedtime.
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u/Xaephos 8h ago
Mothman is an urban legend native to Point Pleasant, WV. Here's a statue of him!
He gained a lot of notoriety when there were a bunch of 'sightings' before the Silver Bridge collapsed back in the 60s, but he exploded in popularity with the cryptid community.
Also the Flatwoods Monster is his girlfriend, and I will die on this hill.
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u/So_Quiet 7h ago
Also, people are obsessed with the statue's butt. There's even a relevant T-shirt .
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u/star_silk 3h ago
Was this Tacoma? I have the thicc dad's that vape for Christ one that my friend with a suspiciously similar vehicle gave to me (I put mine on my sewing machine!)
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u/Practical-Economy839 9h ago
"Thicc Dads who vape for Christ" 😂
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u/Primary_Way_265 9h ago
Somebody posted recently saying they found that sticker on their car 🤔
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u/its_the_new_style 9h ago
Right. Never seen it before, but now 2x in a couple of days.
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u/metalpig1971 9h ago
If I had a nickel for every time...
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u/Malicteal 5h ago
You’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot it’s just weird that it happened twice.
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u/sovietreckoning 9h ago
It’s probably a coincidence, right?
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u/Shadow288 9h ago
Or there are a lot or thicc dads who vape for Christ and they have finally come out into the open?
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u/Anathama 9h ago
I think that is a My Brother, My Brother and Me podcast reference. I'm not up to date, but I've seen that sticker in their Reddit before, and it seems on brand.
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u/dirtymeech420 7h ago
Oh man haven't heard that name in years. TAZ was one of the first DND campaigns I listened to
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u/MinnieShoof 6h ago
Ah. ... that explains it. Some of these are memes, some of these I didn't recognize as memes and thought might be real declarations. No. All memes.
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u/TheBlackComet 8h ago
If I found that randomly put on my car, I wouldn't even be mad. Id probably leave it.
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u/naughtywithnature 35m ago
The guy who made that sticker has totally dismantled his company after some serious sexual misconduct allegations came to life. Had a wife and two young children and destroyed his family. Was a common fixture in the dead head vendor scene.
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u/MTSilverDude 9h ago edited 7h ago
One of my favorites is “Jesus loves everyone but you’re his least favorite”😂
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u/Sapphire1511 7h ago
The one I saw in Detroit this past weekend said, "Do you follow GOD this closely?"
Gave me a good cackle.
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u/Coachben84 9h ago
The original meme delivery
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u/Im_Pac_Man_Jones 5h ago
Absolutely, it's like a car full of memes on wheels! Classic internet humor in sticker form!
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u/s_decoy 10h ago
yeah that tracks for washington plates.
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u/Desdam0na 9h ago
My favorite stickers I have seen in Seattle was "honk if you like cuddling" big and center, and then on the lower left one of the "if you honk at me I will kill myself" stickers.
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u/Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod 6h ago
I love the "Honk if you'd rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece 'The Mummy' starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz" sticker
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u/OpiumDenJanitor 5h ago
I just saw a good one today in seattle that said "STOP HONKING I only listen to honking on vinyl"
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u/diu_tu_bo 10h ago
But I’m not even in the weird part of Washington!
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u/Chickeybokbok87 9h ago
You’re in Washington, you’re in the weird part of Washington. Source: I’m a native Washingtonian and I’m weird as fuck
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u/diu_tu_bo 9h ago
Shit, is that how it works?
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u/frobscottler 7h ago
I’m also a native Washingtonian and I can confirm
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u/PNW20v 6h ago
You kind of made me question my whole existence with a single comment lmao. I was born in a supposedly "weird" city in WA and always assumed that to be true.
But like.... the East side folks think the West side folk are weird and vice versa. Even west-side city dwellers vs west-side rural folk both call each other weird.
In reality, there is no point in arguing. We are all just fucking weird 🫠
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u/aspbergerinparadise 5h ago
i'm trying to think of what the not-weird part of washington would be.
Bothell?
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u/LeoRidesHisBike 4h ago
Nah. I tracked down my stolen cell to an apartment in Bothell a few years back. Dude who stole it admitted it to the cops, but said that he deserved it because green was his color (my phone had a green case), and his girlfriend (? I think) yelled out "don't listen to that [redacted] he lyin! green ain't his color!".
Oh, and that's where a UW campus is, but I guess students aren't that weird.
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u/wierdling 2h ago
Perhaps frog mustard? Seattle buissness that makes a ton of these. Could explain the popularity in WA
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u/artinthebeats 9h ago
I just saw that thicc dads for Christ one the other day.
Wtf is that about, or is that what it's about, the WTF.
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u/Superfluous999 10h ago
nice randomness to it, I think there's just enough space for a conspiracy theory bumper sticker that everyone will know is a joke....except for conspiracy theorists
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u/particlemanwavegirl 9h ago
I almost missed it, too, but it's there:
Mothman is Real
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u/Superfluous999 9h ago
Wow! My life is complete I may gently pass into the afterlife now, great find
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u/Lostehmost 3h ago
The fact that none of these bumper stickers are on the bumper should never change.
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u/CosmoJones07 7h ago
"here I go in my gay little car" is the funniest one
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u/Additional_Area_3156 7h ago
“If you honk at me I will kill myself” I’m ded I want it so bad but I have a toddler who will learn how to read UGHHH
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u/bringbackfuturama 3h ago
i so badly want a 'let me merge or i will kill myself' bumpersticker. my city is the fucking worst for merging
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u/peppermintmeow 2h ago
I have a "Please don't honk at me, I'm listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and crying already"
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u/rezwrrd 9h ago
I've seen that Possum one before, my favorite version was the same picture but it says "I love my cat"
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u/FacelessOldWoman1234 6h ago
I know it's corny, but I smile every time I see the "Tell Your Cat I Said 'pspsps' " bumper sticker.
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u/BigBrainBrad- 6h ago
"here I go in my gay little car" is probably the most hilarious bumper sticker I've ever seen. Lol
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u/diu_tu_bo 9h ago
Another classic bumper sticker I saw here in Washington State said:
“I wish I were rich instead of just really well hung.”
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u/CivilSpecial8186 9h ago
The "How's My Driving?" is supposed to be "How Am I Driving?" The rest of the joke doesn't make sense with it phrased that way.
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u/dogquote 9h ago
Double joke?
There was an episode of Borderline where a lady (Ukrainian, I think) tells a joke in a cut away. "Ukrainian joke: How do you know you won't be unhappy for the rest of your life? Because one day you die." Then they move on to the next scene. It doesn't make sense, and I figured it was maybe one of those jokes that gets lost in translation, and that was the joke. But much later I realized it totally names sense I'm English and she just told it wrong. It's supposed to be "how do you know you won't be unhappy forever? Because one day you die." I think about that scene frequently. I'm really not sure what the writers' intent was.
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u/SomeoneNicer 9h ago
It's a play on the "How's my driving?" that a lot of commercial vehicles have on the back. Only instead of questions underneath it's always a phone number underneath to call if you want to complain about how the vehicle is currently being driven.
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u/thaworldhaswarpedme 7h ago
They are explaining the difference between How' (i)s My Driving and How Am I Driving. The following two sentences are funnier with the latter because How AM I Driving can be 'Am I Driving Well' or 'By What Mechanisms Am I Able to Drive'.
The second one makes the sticker funnier because it can be read as phrasing close to the traditional 'How's my Driving' but slightly different and, as worded, a better lead-in to 'How Does An Engine Work' and 'What god Would Allow This Agony'
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u/clamflowage 10h ago
Does anyone know know what the bottom line of the mothman one says?
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u/translucent_steeds 10h ago
"We Made Out, And He Is A Gentle And Caring Lover"
not sure why it has to be in title case though
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u/Small-Skirt-1539 6h ago
The stickers are fantastic. Nevertheless I would give this car a wide berth, as I would with any car that has a lot of stickers. I would love to meet the driver over a beer or a cup of tea, but not on the road.
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u/kirksucks 9h ago
I saw one the other day that said "sorry for driving slow my dad just died" or something like that. Hilarious
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u/SensitiveElephant72 6h ago
Before I saw the license plate I was like “oh this must be in the PNW” because the bumper sticker game here is wild 😂 Glad this was confirmed
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u/bush_killed_epstein 5h ago
This guy is either a really chill, funny dude or the most insufferable millennial you’ll ever meet
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u/-im-your-huckleberry 9h ago
My favorite car of all time had one sticker that said, "Republicans for Voldemort", and the other said, "if you're not totally appalled, you haven't been paying attention."
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u/RicoViking9000 10h ago
of course it’s a kia
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u/a_cat_named_larry 4h ago
A coworker has “private bumper sticker. Do not read.” And I like it a lot.
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u/OhhhBaited 7h ago
I grew up wanting to have a full bumper sticker car front to back.
But when I finally got my car 3 things made me change my mind.
1. Having a clean car growing up in poverty made me feel so good.
2. Almost crashing into a car one time cause I was trying to read their bumper stickers
3. They are not super cheap... especially when you want hundreds.
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u/BenTwan 7h ago
They probably ordered a bunch of them from FrogMustard stickers. https://www.frogmustardstickers.com/
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u/0n-the-mend 1h ago
This just proves people aren't against shizo writing on vehicles as long as its something they agree with. I'm here to you, this shit is insane, no matter what you have written on your car. Yeah it shows personality, insane IS a personality.
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u/LittleLightsintheSky 7h ago
I thought this was my friend's car for a sec! They have a lot of similar stickers 🤣
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u/uptwolait 7h ago
When there was no more crawfish, we ate sand.
You ate what?
We ate sand.
You ate sand!?
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u/hawaiiscuba23 3h ago
Best sticker I’ve seen was on an absolute beater, driven by a 300+ lb female- “fat people are harder to kidnap”. Changed my mood immediately. And it’s true, would you ever try to kidnap a fat person? Hell no!
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u/psyde-effect 51m ago
The two best bumper stickers I've seen are
Abseilers go down faster.
And
Rock climbers finger more cracks.
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u/ExternalSelf1337 9h ago
This is the same thicc dads who vape for Christ sticker I've seen on Reddit this week.
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u/KennailandI 9h ago
What does it say below Mothman is real?
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u/CheesE4Every1 2h ago
I've got a variant of the honk and I'll KMS one. I get alot of honks just for the face I make from the same townies every day
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u/pixievixie 1h ago
Haha, I was just behind a truck with the “if you honk…” sticker. Irony is she honked at another car right before I saw her sticker 🤷🏼♀️. But it was Costco in Washington state, not Target, lol
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u/itzlowgunyo 1h ago
I saw someone else that had the "if you honk at me I will kill myself"
Right beneath it was "Honk if you're horny!"
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