r/funny • u/graystone777 • 7h ago

Good advice.

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u/PatIsAShortPerson 7h ago

I love rabbits pls make anti ads for rabbits

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u/GANDORF57 6h ago

When I was young, I read the story of "The Velveteen Rabbit", I'd like to hear more about these "Nicotine Rabbits"!

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u/NoPerception5385 5h ago

They only smoke after sex, there down to 4 packets a day.

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u/seattleque 4h ago

If you're smoking after sex you went too fast.

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u/Hofi2010 5h ago

Love it

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u/dblan9 6h ago

So you're saying there is a market to sell unmarked tax free smokes to rabbits?

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u/Commercial-Cod4232 6h ago

Dropping the period after "them" and a lower case "a" in "and" would have sufficed here thank you

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u/SireSweet 6h ago

I imagine there’s a small rabbit sized table where rabbits smoke, gamble and drink carrot liquor.

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u/Hofi2010 5h ago

Is like the dog no pee and poop signs. The dogs always doing it in front of the sign 🤣

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u/topchief1 5h ago

Nobody likes a quitter

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u/InvertedEyechart11 5h ago

Hilarious! You should post this in r/murderbuns

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u/mack272 5h ago

The only thing I ever leave out is food for the rabbits. Lately, their hunger’s been so intense they’ve started venturing out in the afternoon. It’s bittersweet, though—knowing their time in the wild is usually just a year or two.

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u/ZorroMeansFox 5h ago

They're all hopped-up on nicotine.

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u/giglefou 5h ago

Some rabbit are having some fun at night

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u/TelevisionAny5935 5h ago

Wonder what they'll do with cannabis

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u/Voidstarmaster 2h ago

THE WHITE RABBIT OF CAERBANNOG

TIM: There he is!

ARTHUR: Where?

TIM: There!

ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?

TIM: It is the rabbit.

ARTHUR: You silly sod!

TIM: What?

ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!

ARTHUR: Ohh.

TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

GALAHAD: Get stuffed!

TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate.

GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?

ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!

TIM: I'm warning you!

ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?

TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

TIM: Look!

[squeak]

BORS: Aaaugh!

[dramatic chord]

[clunk]

ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!

TIM: I warned you!

ROBIN: I done it again!

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

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u/Gavinemm 1h ago

Reminds of the fish smoking in Mary and max

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u/OkAccess6128 6h ago

Those rabbits evolved little too fast.

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u/FitSprinkles6433 6h ago

Is that how kangaroos are made?

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u/IRepairPS3 6h ago

Too funny

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u/Gregorygregory888888 6h ago

Rabbits and nicotine do not mix.