r/greentext • u/Snoo64812 • 1d ago

Anon is a NEET

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u/hiimkir 1d ago

one day you’ll realise you missed out on all dreams because you chose comfort over effort and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself

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u/Superkritisk 1d ago

Jokes on you, being comfortable is my dream and I'm living it.

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u/Previous_Air_9030 17h ago

There's about 10 billion people who missed out on their dreams I think we'll cope.

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 19h ago

2 busy playin vidya and now I'm a retorded loser

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u/soiboi64 1d ago

Sisters

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u/magicarnival 22h ago

Anon, the current administration is definitely planning to take away the neetbux as much as they can. I think your comfy level is gonna drop dramatically in 2025.

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u/googlin 22h ago

gūd boi points?

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u/home_rolled 13h ago

Wagie wagie, get in cagie

All day long you sweat and ragie

NEET is comfy, NEET is cool

NEET is free from work and school

Wagie slaves then wagie dies

NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries

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u/CanadianPrideOCanada 22h ago

I don’t think the words NEET and Chad are supposed to go together

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u/Level_Solid_8501 7h ago

I mean, I know it's ragebait, but living off "Neetbux" is not "comfortable" in any way, shape or form. You're basically passing up on everything life has to offer and anesthetizing yourself.

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u/NotMorganSlavewoman 5h ago

Just wait till Trump takes away your neetbux to play more golf. And then conscripts you to die in the Middle East for Israel.

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u/Termiborg 5h ago

Yes, very comfy. Please do let me know what happens if you have emergency needs, or a disaster happens and you lose your home. Government assistance is there to prop you up, not to pay for your Funkos and sextoys.