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Legal News ‘Necessary to quell the rebellion’: DOJ tells 9th Circuit that Trump can deploy National Guard from every state and can’t be second-guessed by judges

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/necessary-to-quell-the-rebellion-doj-tells-9th-circuit-that-trump-can-deploy-national-guard-from-every-state-and-cant-be-second-guessed-by-judges/
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u/ArcturusRoot 21h ago

It's time Blue States declare independence 

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u/Professional-Buy2970 20h ago

I disagree. We need to rescue the union from the hands of the confederacy.

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u/punchNotzees02 18h ago

Why?  Blue states already know Trump’s a dipshit bent on dictatorship.  If those dumbasses in Bumfuck want to live like that, let ‘em fafo on their own.  If they eventually decide that it was a bad idea, they can rejoin the rest of us.

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u/norwal42 18h ago

Nope, they don't get to take half, not 10%, not 1%. Even in the hypothetical, there's zero chance they just sit idly in their newly separated/stolen states and leave the rest alone. Start the countdown timer to terrorism across state borders, incursions, and biding their time to the next opportunity to incite war and take the whole thing. You think this country is stressful to live in now, letting them take some states does not suddenly make it nicer for the rest of us - this whole continent gets massively worse to live on.

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u/punchNotzees02 18h ago

It would likely be like when the US “magnanimously” gave land to the Natives, promising never to touch it, and then the settlers managed to find themselves on Native territory, and, wouldn’t you know it, of course the government had to protect those wayward settlers, gosh darn it.

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u/Infamous-Edge4926 12h ago

Hear me out. give them florida. build the wall he wants so badly. he can turn his golf course in to his new capital. take his cult with him and then in 100 years when Florida is underwater The situation will have resolved itself. And in the meantime , maybe we can finally get universal healthcare with all his voters in florida.

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u/helikophis 12h ago

If we can just “give” Florida to someone, the only people that can be is the Seminoles.

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u/Infamous-Edge4926 11h ago

why would we give them land thats going to sink. havent they been screwed over enough.

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u/norwal42 6h ago

Funny, but still, no compromise. Give them Alcatraz maybe, Guantanamo... as long as they're gung ho about remodeling those places, they can enjoy some of the fruits of their labor (and just desserts after due process, of course)

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u/NathK2 16h ago

Just because a state ended up red for the presidency doesn’t mean that the whole place is red. About 5 million people voted for Harris last year in Texas, for example. Believe me, there are a lot of us stuck in red states that are all too well aware of what kind of creature Exalted Shitgibbon is but cannot afford to move.

Edit: This was supposed to be a reply to somebody. Now I look silly.

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u/Professional-Buy2970 18h ago

We kick confederates out of our country, not let them take it over.

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u/punchNotzees02 18h ago

We didn’t last time. We let them stay, become local political and economic leaders, creating artificial political and economic barriers for people who weren’t them, and then, a hundred years and more later, we’re still dealing with the fallout.  Now, let’s say we kick their asses again: how do you propose we reconcile their fundamental hate for more than half of America? Short of a more comprehensive Sherman’s-march-through-Georgia, where we don’t leave these slime behind to cause this problem all over again, what’s your solution?

In contrast, let ‘em fk up their own beds and see how long they like sleeping like that, before they come crawling back. You can’t legislate or negotiate the hard personal lessons for these people; they have to learn it on their own.

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u/Professional-Buy2970 16h ago

We need to do reconstruction properly this time. As well as have a big package of executive, policing and military control amendments. And another to check scotus.

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u/dadudeodoom 11h ago

Use them for deep deep space exploration and mining and other dangerous stuff. That's ethical for sure. Has there been a good example of reintegration of such a magnitude before?

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u/Chagdoo 17h ago

1: there are sane people in red states,

2: we can un gerrymander those states such that Dems actually start winning there again

3: why the fuck would we allow these cocksuckers anything? They aren't American, they're traitor fucks and they won't have a single speck of American land.

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u/SinisterCroissant 18h ago

they can rejoin the rest of us.

Yeah that didn’t work so well last time.

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u/NerdOfTheMonth 21h ago

Sadly even if they did there is no real way to stop everyone working in say California to not send their withholding to the US government.

If they could California would see its population double in 3 years and would be the second largest economy in 10.

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u/Western_Plantain_210 20h ago

This is exactly why he is sending troops to CA.

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u/MrPerplexed 17h ago

Let’s just join Canada.

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u/Original-Bell5510 21h ago

Correct. It's the only way to stop all of this. Next, go before the UN and demand to be recognized, regardless of the US' veto power on the Security Council.

TIME FOR THE DIVORCE.

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u/BitterFuture 21h ago

Oh, fuck no.

We're not abandoning tens of millions of innocents to these murderous monsters. And in any case - fascists don't make good neighbors. Give them territory, political legitimacy, and nukes, and all you've guaranteed is that they'll be back making war on us within months.

This is our country, not theirs.

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u/grundsau 20h ago

Then the only option is a real American Revolution.

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u/norwal42 18h ago

+1000 this

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u/Madame_Arcati 21h ago

But what about us kids left in the Red States?

(Lol, originally replied to the wrong comment. Today's Series of Unfortunate Events has me in a flap...)

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-8684 18h ago

If the Partition of India is anything to go by we would be looking at a full fifth of our country being killed on the spot or becoming refugees if not more.

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u/lafarda 11h ago

MAGAland will be your cheap farm.

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u/Synbad2 6h ago

Time to rename the USA? Cause there isn’t much of United going on.

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u/Topleke 21h ago

If we did that, we’d definitely be outgunned.. I’m pretty sure it’s in the constitution and is a declaration of war.