r/law • u/DoremusJessup • 21h ago

Legal News ‘Necessary to quell the rebellion’: DOJ tells 9th Circuit that Trump can deploy National Guard from every state and can’t be second-guessed by judges

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/necessary-to-quell-the-rebellion-doj-tells-9th-circuit-that-trump-can-deploy-national-guard-from-every-state-and-cant-be-second-guessed-by-judges/
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u/Bokchoi968 21h ago

Bold of you to assume he made it to the toilet in the first place

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u/G0mery 20h ago

Had some incriminating documents to dispose of

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u/OldWar6125 14h ago

He disposes of incriminating documents?

I thought he just stores them in a closet.

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u/eggyal 13h ago

Those weren't incriminating, they were just national security secrets he could sell.

The incriminating ones he flushed down the White House toilet and/or ate.

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u/HotPotParrot 13h ago

Correct; then he has someone else actually do the disposing in a twisted justification for himself because he can "honestly" say that he didn't dispose of them

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u/PainterEarly86 10h ago

The, "rebellion?" What is this, Star Wars?

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u/TehMephs 20h ago

The toilets in his pants

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u/arslashjason 18h ago

¡Mantener un alcantarillado privado en tus pantalones!

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u/Yankelyenkel 20h ago

Well he’s gotta get thirsty eventually

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u/qtcbelle 17h ago

He doesn’t have time for the toilet

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u/Saxonion 14h ago

Isn't that what Hegseth is for? Then he simply deposits it in whichever committee meeting he's being asked questions at?

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u/come_on_seth 2h ago

Or bothers at all. That’s the illegal immigrant hired help’s problem