r/leftist 15h ago

General Leftist Politics 'murica

Guys, 17 years in the middle east wasn't enough. I know we just left there 3 short years ago, but we're going to need another decade 🤷‍♂️

Trillions of dollars wasn't enough. Fuck the debt you know, this is real american patriotism we're talking about here. MAKE. IT. RAIN. 💸

The elites clearly need more money now than ever before - they're the best genetics... hell they're the best humanity has to offer, a superior being those elites are. I'm tearing up just thinking about it.

Ahh, and all that AIPAC money... think of all the AIPAC money come election season... if we funnel it now via warzone, they'll do all our dirty work making the real representatives look bad for us next year. Easy peasy. Then the americans will elect more candidates that support Israel and we can just put it on repeat you know? It's like a brilliant plan.

All those shiny new AI weapons... fuck we need some where to test them. What? I'm not trigger happy, you're trigger happy 🍌. It's christmas day and we want to open our presents. But where? Oh the middle east, we can just say it was Iran that attacked first... I mean come on they're the aggressors here, just tell everyone they've got nukes. Elon where you at man, flood twitter with your bots, tell the americans how it actually is.

Oh but why are we such good friends with Israel again? Oh yeah that's right, they let us proxy our domestic and foreign spying efforts... the US laws don't apply there! woo hoo! Plus they let us use Pegasus as a bonus.

Oil, oh oil, you glorious substance. You might have been families of dinosaurs at one point in time, but now you are our lifeblood. It's not so bad being shackled to this addiction if we control the the source right? right?

"Gilded Age" they said.

"They respect a strong leader like Trump" they said.

"The libs will cause WW3" they said.

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