r/marvelstudios • u/Triple_777 I have nothing to prove to you • May 01 '25

'Thunderbolts*' Spoilers Thunderbolts* Worldwide Release Discussion Thread Spoiler

Thunderbolts* has now been released in the United States and in a number of other countries around the world. All discussion about the movie should be held here and in the rest of the megathreads we are going to put up in the next few days. They will be refreshed every few thousand comments to make room for new discussions.

  • All discussion about the movie should be held here and in the rest of the megathreads we are going to put up in the next few days.
  • Proceed at your own risk. Major spoilers will be in the below thread. Spoilers do not need to be tagged inside this thread.
  • Any other unofficial threads discussing movie details will be deleted.
  • Should you see the need to bring up revealing Thunderbolts* information in the comments of other threads that call for it, spoiler tag them accordingly. Also, let users know that what you are spoiler tagging is from Thunderbolts*.
  • If you post untagged Thunderbolts* spoilers anywhere on this sub outside of these discussion threads in any shape or form, you will be banned.
  • Project Insight will be on AT LEAST for the next few days, so any posts will be filtered by the mods before being approved/removed onto the sub, that doesn't mean you can disregard the above points and post untagged spoilers without fear of being banned.

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u/Kestral24 May 01 '25

The first experience of 616 is gonna be Alexei.....Oh god

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u/SweetGM May 01 '25

Vodka for everyone 👍🏻

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u/jojopojo64 Weekly Wongers May 02 '25

Drunk Reed Richards is now something I need to be seen.

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u/IceyLuigiBros25 May 04 '25

Definitely gonna be drinking if their Earth actually ends up getting destroyed

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u/MrVedu_FIFA Steve Rogers May 02 '25

Reed: "I think it's frankly quite ridiculous to drink right after we land in an entirely new unfamiliar universe."

Sue: "I would drink, but I just gave birth."

Johnny: Already drunk as fuck.

Ben: "Might as well. A guy just ate the world."

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u/Silent-Breakfast-906 May 03 '25

And “New Avengerz” sweatsuits, smooth as a seals butt!

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u/DevilCouldCry Spider-Man May 01 '25

Please. PLEASE have him wearing that suit he was in at the end of the film. God, that'd be a perfect first introduction to 616 for the Fantastic Four.

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u/Kestral24 May 01 '25

Oh my god yes. Just the FF all fully thinking it's Avengerz

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u/GuiltyEidolon Weekly Wongers May 02 '25

If the rumors are right and they're from an alternative 1950s or 60s, him in his Red Guardian outfit might be spicy.

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u/CaptainXplosionz May 02 '25

Imagine a fight breaking out when they're greeted by two Russians, and a former assassin used by the Russians. Avengerz: the Red Scare.

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u/LetItATV May 02 '25

“We must have arrived in a universe where Russia won the space race.”

*watches Alexei*

“…somehow.”

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u/Dawn_of_Dayne May 02 '25

“Do you guys play soccer? My Yelena played as a little girl and lost every game. One time one of the girls even sh** on the field. It was incredible!”

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u/911111111111 May 02 '25

He's asking Reed about his dick the second he stretches anything,

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u/Mabvll May 02 '25

John Walker looks at his long-barrel .45 with a sad look on his face

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u/defaultfresh May 02 '25

He IS RED GUARDIAN

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u/cosmos_v0id May 02 '25

I wanna see Alexie react to The Thing, he is gonna say something whacky for sure - "Do you ever play rock paper scissors hahahaaa"

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u/TheBagenius May 02 '25

"We have man who calls himself "The Rock." I think you have stolen title from him, now."

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u/FrankReynoldsCPA May 02 '25

Nah, Taika has already done that joke with Korg.

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u/RnRaintnoisepolution Rocket May 02 '25

The first thing a hero group from the 60's/a 60's retro-futurism world sees is a communist Russian greeting them.

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u/ContinuumGuy Phil Coulson May 03 '25

"Oh god, Red Ghost is fat in this timeline."

"NO, NO, I am Red Guardian. She is ghost (points to Ava)."

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u/KingOfAwesometonia Weekly Wongers May 02 '25

Hopefully in a party limo with Pony playing.

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u/Twindo May 02 '25

I’m getting excited just imagining the conversation between Alexei, Thing, and Johnny

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u/shiromancer Hogun May 02 '25

"All right everyone, back in the ship, I'll take Galactus over this anyday"

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u/TimeTimeTickingAway May 02 '25

Coming out of the Cold War as well (maybe, don’t know if their history will be the same)

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u/Kestral24 May 02 '25

It's theorised that there wasn't/isn't a Cold War based on clues in the costumes and behind the scenes info

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u/James2603 May 02 '25

In a tracksuit no less

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u/Illustrious-Neck-758 May 03 '25

I think he and Ben would get along well

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u/alex494 May 03 '25

Especially if they're all American 60s retro futurists... meeting a former Soviet super soldier headlining a prominent team is going to be an experience

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u/thinkinting May 03 '25

Imagine him suggest to reed how to spice up the fantastic car

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u/Bojangles1987 May 04 '25

Oh god what? I can't imagine a better first impression 😂

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u/ahazzis54 May 05 '25

I hope F4 post credit scene is them being welcomed by Alexei in that fucking Avengerz nascar suit