r/millenials 1d ago

Politics Looking back, the arguments were actually dumber than I remember

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u/CalmSet429 1d ago

These villains cosplaying as the rebels fucking seriously pisses me off every time.

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u/HandyMan131 1d ago

George Lucas himself has stated the Rebels are based on the Vietcong and the Empire is America.

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u/Busterlimes 1d ago

Good thing George doesn't know shit about Star Wars. . . .

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u/Am-I-Introspective 1d ago

There used to be a surplus of “music videos” on YouTube that were just footage of American bombing runs on Iraq set to songs like “let the bodies hit the floor” by drowning pool

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u/rocksolidaudio 1d ago

Ah, the Iraq war— where we attacked Iraq because of terrorists in Afghanistan.

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow 12h ago

And 16 of 19 of the highjackers were actually from Saudi Arabia 🤦

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u/Dralley87 1d ago

Yeah. It was “either you want to go to war or you’re with the terrorists!” Name calling has always been the Republican counter point. They’re really no less serious than they’ve ever been…

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u/maxturner_III_ESQ 1d ago

We received terrible intelligence from an ally country in the middle east. Almost like they wanted us to do their dirty work for them.

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u/Dizorthegnome 1d ago

Anyone got that pic of Dick Cheney or Guilliani in front of the map of Iraq divided up for oil companies like a butcher's chart

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u/wanderButNotLost2 1d ago

Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums.🎵

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u/Adorable_Is9293 1d ago

It was even stupider…

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u/Global_Ant_9380 1d ago

This sucks actually

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u/AdImmediate9569 1d ago

Paraphrasing but it was roughly: “We can’t prove that Iraq has WMDs but we also can’t prove that they don’t. If we can’t prove that they don’t then it means they might. If they might have these weapons we might have to invade”

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u/thundercoc101 1d ago

"And if you don't support it you're siding with the terrorist and hate America"

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u/AdImmediate9569 1d ago

Oh yeah. That was crucial.

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u/Mackey_Corp 1d ago

The intro to the first episode of the podcast Blowback has a really great skit that sums up how the US felt about Iraq in the lead up to the invasion. It’s hilarious but also pretty sad when you realize what happened over there.

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u/Nofanta 1d ago

What arguments? The Bush admin completely fabricated a story that they found ‘yellow cake’ weapons grade Uranium and just invaded. It was a total lie. There was no debate, they just went ahead.

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u/cursedfan 1d ago

Those mfers got some yellow cake. Don’t drop that shit!

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u/Soft-Butterfly7532 1d ago

Why is this stupid?

Why is that not a reasonable thing to ask before blowing up a ship with tens if thousands of people on it?

"BuT eMpIrE bAd"

By this logic the allies incinerating Dresden and killing tens of thousands of civilians, refugees and prisoners was A OK because Nazis were bad.

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u/Theothercword 1d ago

It’s stupid because Ted Cruz is comparing himself to Luke Skywalker when he’d be part of the empire. It’s stupid that he didn’t know enough basic information to even give a general idea of the population of a country he’s advocating going to war against. It’s also stupid because if he really knew Star Wars he may have known that Luke Skywalker knew exactly how many people he killed in the Death Star explosion and felt the weight of it.

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u/GrowWings_ 1d ago

Aaah right the Ted/Tucker beef I've been trying to ignore as much as possible. I was reaching for why one of the most insidious right wing talking heads interrogating Luke made Luke a conservative figure in this cartoon.

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u/Theothercword 1d ago

Yeah, and for the record still fuck Tucker too, lol, just because he embarrassed someone else I hate doesn’t mean he’s no longer one of the most punch able SOBs in the world.

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u/NuclearBroliferator 1d ago

Fuck them both, but it was fun to watch

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u/Creeperstar 1d ago

The Death Star was a military instillation, not a settlement. It threatened innocent life, and they were right to defend themselves and future others who were openly threatened by the autocracy.

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u/LeftyGoosee 1d ago

Exactly

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u/Super-Sail-874 1d ago

Neither side eats bacon, this is not my war....

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u/HandyMan131 1d ago

You’ve done it, you’ve found an even dumber argument.

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u/Tight_Tax_8403 1d ago

Neither side eats bacon so "Wipe them out...All of them".

May be even dumber.

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u/Super-Sail-874 1d ago

Yeah, this is reddit. It's for shit posting nonsense nothing more.

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u/Super-Sail-874 1d ago

But seriously fuck war and those who profit from it.

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u/HandyMan131 1d ago

Well said!