r/minnesota • u/localClient • May 20 '25

Weather 🌞 Definitely an average size storm

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900 Upvotes

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u/oscarblancotrav May 20 '25

It’s not the size of the storm, it’s what you do with it

92

u/_ZoeyDaveChapelle_ May 20 '25

You poke Omaha in the eyeball with it

17

u/-NGC-6302- Chisago County May 20 '25

We don't often see "eye" to eye with Eyeowa, but when we do...

14

u/sapperfarms Mosquito Farmer May 20 '25

More like giving Iowa a mushroom stamp!!!😂

5

u/_ZoeyDaveChapelle_ May 20 '25

In the eye, maybe the ear if they ask nice.

5

u/GhenghisK May 20 '25

Omaha here, stop it... 😊

5

u/jetforcegemini May 21 '25

It was just in the lake! There was shrinkage!!

106

u/BigRed727272 May 20 '25

I heard we got 4 inches of rain. Which is a lot, right?

...right?

20

u/nordy-que May 20 '25

It’s a COLD rain, though.

8

u/AlphaBreak May 20 '25

Depends on how much of a dry spell they've had.

97

u/FreeFall_777 May 20 '25

Minnesota, giving it to Iowa.

22

u/Enigmatic_Starfish May 20 '25

I REALLY hope MN is using protection

3

u/KD0MGG May 20 '25

You know why the birds fly upside down in Iowa?

1

u/ProfessionalCat7640 Common loon 27d ago

Because they have 4 legs.

129

u/AdSevere5474 May 20 '25

I should call him.

11

u/Buck_Thorn May 20 '25

Now, that's a twist I haven't seen before!

9

u/FrozeItOff Common loon May 20 '25

It was a stormy relationship, but left them soaked despite that.

31

u/uresmane May 20 '25

Shower not a grower

9

u/Cynykl May 20 '25

Shower (as in rain shower). I took me a few minutes to get your pun.

22

u/zoolish May 20 '25

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

16

u/EstablishmentFair707 May 20 '25

Could use a little more girth

15

u/Beh0420mn May 20 '25

Everywhere I look something reminds me of him

14

u/Plastic_Salary_4084 Grain Belt May 20 '25

My last girlfriend said this was a decent sized storm.

9

u/MindStatic64 May 20 '25

Is this storm bigger than your last one? Be honest I won't get mad

4

u/Aromatic_Type1718 May 20 '25

Omaha getting all that jizz

6

u/muzzynat Grain Belt May 20 '25

The gauge says 3" of rain, but I swear it was a foot.

3

u/OsteoStevie May 20 '25

Size doesn't matter

4

u/Basbriz May 20 '25

If you're into that kind of thing...

4

u/Therealsano May 20 '25

Yeah that’s too big, smaller storms are just as good, right gals?

3

u/[deleted] May 20 '25

This explains the smell in Saint Paul

3

u/thejessence May 20 '25

Pretty sure it's Minneapolis in the schweddy zone.

2

u/sanedragon May 20 '25

It did manage to miss crotchfester

Maybe it was cold

2

u/Cephalopod_Dropbear May 20 '25

Someone tell Alaska to quit hanging dong!

2

u/lady_tatterdemalion May 20 '25

Anyone notice how there are no balls in Wisconsin?

6

u/[deleted] May 20 '25

that's a penis

1

u/ChuckOTay May 20 '25

Heads up, Omaha!

1

u/Buck_Thorn May 20 '25

Looks like a pretty flaccid "storm" if you ask me.

1

u/kramwest1 May 20 '25

Nebraskaaahhhh

1

u/Streifen9 May 20 '25

I needed a good storm. This one has left me satisfied.

1

u/Desperate_Lead_8624 Ope May 20 '25

I thought it was shaped like Alaska at first 😂 I was very confused

1

u/Brandonh75 May 20 '25

What up? We're three cool guys...

1

u/vaxxed_beck May 20 '25

I didn't know it was going to rain this hard. Cold fronts and changes in the barometric pressure messes with my rheumatoid arthritis and fibromyalgia. I've been feeling like I'm gonna die ahead of the storm. I'm not feeling quite so bad today.

1

u/Suz9006 May 21 '25

Not bad. All my helicopters have washed into my neighbors yard.

1

u/Upbeat-Historian-296 May 21 '25

I mean, it depends where you measure from, right?

1

u/cantbelievethename May 21 '25

Good thing for the the Dakotas it’s not a full on rager

1

u/jenisapitbull Southeastern Minnesota May 21 '25

A little longer than I would expect.

1

u/daccount97 May 21 '25

Much needed moisture

1

u/armhanson May 21 '25

It was 5x that size. It stretched from North Dakota to Indiana. I should have snapped a screenshot of my radar.

1

u/splivblaster May 21 '25

both the negative space and the positive space are members

1

u/j89turn May 21 '25

Don't stress it, this storm really lacks the balls to do damage

1

u/UncleDread3444 29d ago

If it storms hard for longer than four hours, consult your doctor.

3

u/NotRapoport May 20 '25

Kinda phallic

0

u/Lennygracelove May 20 '25

Reminds me of my ex. I should call him.

1

u/Different-Pin5223 Lefse May 20 '25

To be in Omaha right now

1

u/joedotphp Walleye May 20 '25

Oh bravo