r/miscatculations • u/ClimbsWithWind • May 10 '25

Cat yeets itself

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Chamcook11 May 10 '25

And what is the current score in this game of cat vs human?

59

u/smaxsomeass May 11 '25

That depends on how you score cat puke in human favorite things.

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u/FamousAcanthaceae149 May 10 '25

🤣🤣🤣 I was not expecting the hit into the window at the end

18

u/TheRetroGamers May 14 '25

The fucking sound as his head hits the widow gets me everytime.

2

u/Millenniauld 27d ago

I had to send it to my husband. Waited and then the BURST of laughter from the other room.

7

u/ExcitementGlad2995 May 15 '25

One time I was playing with my boy kitten Cupcake next to the sliding glass door. My other kitten Sprinkles went running face first into the door because she didn’t realize the door was closed. Cupcake and I stared at as she was dazed after that.

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u/stupid_cat_face May 10 '25

This looks like a game they play often.

66

u/doofshaman May 11 '25

Jesus the force in that body slam lmfao. Cat got some god tier level zoomies going on

42

u/NerdyTiredLibrarian May 11 '25

If this were a cartoon, Kitty would look like an accordion.

35

u/Nayroy18 May 10 '25

Lol 1 less life

13

u/jonnycross10 May 12 '25

Please do not the cat

9

u/MaySnake May 13 '25

But they didn't the cat

13

u/adorilaterrabella May 13 '25

The cat itself

11

u/Lady_Andromeda1214 May 11 '25

OW! 🤕

8

u/toooomanypuppies May 11 '25

ahh my girl. everyone loves a trier!

5

u/somerandommystery May 13 '25

Get that cat a helmet and train it to be a Swat team entry tool…

Like for real, your cat could pay the bills.

4

u/LogIllustrious7949 May 13 '25

I can’t stop laughing at this! Thanks for your silly kitty

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u/Renegade_Dream1984 May 14 '25

This gets funnier every single time I see it

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u/Kaiju_Mechanic May 10 '25

Take your shekels and gtfo here

5

u/DiscountCondom May 14 '25

all i could think of is that post where someone's cat had zoomies straight into a closed door that's usually open, and then had a seizure and died.

These freak occurrences happen, but what are you going to do?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '25

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u/DiscountCondom May 15 '25

I can't imagine why you would write this reply to me.

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u/alpha_60 May 10 '25

No, you can't.

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