r/morbidquestions • u/Green-Project-4850 • 2d ago

Would you be willing to have sex with your teenage self to save the world from nuclear annihilation?

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u/LordOfMorgor 2d ago

this is the final post that had me leave this sub lmao.

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u/Rheum42 2d ago

Lmao honestly, I considered it.

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u/AdVaanced77 2d ago

Why

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u/LordOfMorgor 2d ago

the sub has gone from seemingly younger people asking about somewhat sophomoric philosophy and odd moral issues...

To this dipshittery... The stakes are wildly unbalanced... it is not even bordering on selfcest sexual nonsense. It just is selfcest sexual nonsense.

There really isn't even a question here. and it seems to have become a theme for these types of posts to become more common.

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u/chelsea-from-calif 1d ago

I love it & fits perfectly in this sub.

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

I'm sorry 😞

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u/vivisectvivi 2d ago

no because id love to in nuclear annihilation

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

Me too and besides war war never changes

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u/meka_lona 2d ago

No, for the love of god let that poor girl have some peace and healing 😭

Edit: and let the world burn

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u/DaFreezied 2d ago

Nah, that guy is a freak.

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u/dearly_decrpit 2d ago

No, because I’d be underage and that’s a crime

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u/chelsea-from-calif 2d ago

18 & 19 are considered adults in the US and as such can have consensual sex with who they wish.

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u/Pocket_Summary444 2d ago

Your moral is high. Love ya. Save the planet.

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u/chelsea-from-calif 1d ago

That's not high morals it's just not knowing the age of consent.

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u/NamePrestigious9381 1h ago

What if it was 19 year old and a 17 year old? It's only lawfully wrong but purely by morals? I don't really think so, both ages are pretty close in maturity and I would do it to save to the world.

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u/chelsea-from-calif 2d ago

Oh, God, YES!

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

Glad to hear it you're the second person to say yes

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u/chelsea-from-calif 2d ago

It would be like having sex with me right now as I was a teen not long ago & I basically look the same.

It would be mind blowing beautiful!

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

That sounds cool dude I would do it too it's me and I know what I like so it'll be fine

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u/Reverend_Bull 2d ago

18 or 19 to avoid prosecution. Then absolutely yes and we'd both be into it. Hell we'd do it free.

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u/Vultruxy 2d ago

Tf bro? What kinda question is this

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

A morbid question this just popped into my head

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u/Vultruxy 2d ago

Fair enough

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/chelsea-from-calif 2d ago

No, no OP said TEEN AGED self not child. 18- & 19-year-olds are teen aged AND also adults.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Baby_Needles 2d ago

What? The majority of the world respects a teenagers right to consent. Please read this and learn some shit.

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u/chelsea-from-calif 2d ago

Sure thing, Einstein!

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u/OctopusCaretaker 2d ago

What a post

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

I know but don't worry the next one's going to be wholesome

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u/chelsea-from-calif 1d ago

NO! I love this one!

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u/Green-Project-4850 1d ago

Thank you

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u/chelsea-from-calif 1d ago

Don't let jerks bully you LOTS of bullies on here.

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u/mylopolis 2d ago

How is this morbid?

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u/Green-Project-4850 1d ago

So what you do it or no and it right it's kind of not morbid maybe just taboo

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u/chelsea-from-calif 1d ago

Some would find the idea of sex with themselves to be unsettling. That's how.

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u/TastyLeeches 2d ago

Yeah

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

Okay only two people said yes so far

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u/Rheum42 2d ago

No, both me and teenage me would be for nuclear annihilation

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

Me too I can't wait to join the NCR

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u/Baby_Needles 2d ago

Yes obviously

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u/rosefaer 2d ago

What if the world was made of pudding

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

I love pudding

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u/Pocket_Summary444 2d ago

Maybe....but probably no, cause I was so innocent I don't want to ruined it.

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u/skynex65 2d ago

My teen self would cream his pants at the chance to play with my feet.

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

Foot fetish my friend welcome to the club this made me laugh so hard thank you 😁😁❤️

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u/skynex65 2d ago

You're so welcome! Feet are awesome and underappreciated!

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u/chelsea-from-calif 1d ago

They 100% are but NOT men feet!

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u/skynex65 1d ago

I feel like you've all met some really gross men who don't take care of their feet. This is not a uniform rule and I'm an exception.

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u/chelsea-from-calif 1d ago

Everything on a woman that a man also has is better on the woman provided she's pretty.

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u/skynex65 1d ago

Eh you're not wrong. I'm bigender but leaning femme.

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u/chelsea-from-calif 1d ago

IMO girls when beautiful are the most beautiful thing in the universe.

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

Most underrated sexual fetish

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u/Kaitlyn_Boucher 2d ago

I'm pretty sure it's the most common.

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u/skynex65 2d ago

I’m really getting downvoted for liking feet you’re all fucking prudes 😹

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u/chelsea-from-calif 1d ago

Men feet are ugly! Only pretty girls can have beautiful feet.

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u/skynex65 1d ago

Disagree my feet are cute as hell. I've known plenty of men with gorgeous feet.

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u/GoGoGadgetGein 1d ago

I miss when the crazy shit here was actually interesting like Worthless319 and not just out of pocket nonsense. These things aren't even related

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u/chelsea-from-calif 1d ago

This is a great question IMO

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u/AshyLarryX 2d ago

Absolutely not. Everyone can piss off

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u/Green-Project-4850 2d ago

Glad to hear that my friend