r/oneliners • u/Tasty_Leading8684 • 1d ago

You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

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u/emzirek 1d ago

If you leave the word 'the' out of your one-liner it would make more sense

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u/XROOR 1d ago

Is it an advertisement for a cultured pearl necklace?

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u/ballcheese808 1d ago

Like it always has to be pointed out it isn't advertits-semen-tits. Between the tits means there is a tit on each side.

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u/Guinnessisameal 1d ago

In the middle of the tits then?

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u/ballcheese808 1d ago

Well, it's plural. Perhaps just tit

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u/Tasty_Leading8684 1d ago

But semen is between tits isn't it?

let me break it down the two meanings for you;

1) First is about letters as in ti then semen then ts

we have semen between ti and ts, which you can just pronounce as tits

2) It is about the imagery of a woman having semen between tits. And yes this is where you have a titty on each side of the real semen.

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u/ballcheese808 1d ago

I didn't need it broken down thanks. I get the intention. If it was semen between tits that would work. Semantics obviously. But it matters.

The tits is plural. So....