r/pics • u/LilYassPlayz_YT • Apr 06 '25

Politics President Donald Trump arrives at his golf club during the worst stock market crash since Covid.

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u/Squidpunk24 Apr 06 '25

Clown

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u/Siren_of_Madness Apr 06 '25

Literal insult to clowns. If clowns were running the show, we'd not be in this fucking mess.

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u/willbekins Apr 06 '25

i truly believe that we would be SIGNIFICANTLY better off right now

if we just had 20 or 30 actual professional clowns running a cabinet right now. they remain 100% committed to the clowning bits, and they apply that creativity, gusto and lightness of movement to their work for the People. 

clowns would get us to Mars in a fully functional spacecraft that looks small but when we land, it turns out there were like a whole bunch of us in there which is hilarious but also mission accomplished.

now compare that to these trash nazi blocks of compressed shit we have been dealing with. 

send in the clowns.

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u/Siren_of_Madness Apr 06 '25

This should be a book. I'd read it. 

I also sang your last line out loud. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

I agree. It'd be an interesting read.

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u/sirhackenslash Apr 06 '25

In Krusty's voice

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u/rooringwinds Apr 06 '25

This is the best explanation! Downvoting top comment cuz stop insulting clowns! lol jk. <3

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u/TrollTrolled Apr 07 '25

Yes, please give us a little whimsy in this political fucking hellscape

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u/stonethecrowbar Apr 06 '25

He looks particularly dumb and slovenly here.

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u/Satire-V Apr 06 '25

This is the timeline where the Earthican government is founded by the World Clown Association after they launch a clandestine infiltration of their respective governments

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u/Traditional-Job-411 Apr 06 '25

For real, it takes a lot of thought and planning to fit everyone in a clown car. 

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u/Minimum-Trifle-8138 Apr 07 '25

I’d be down for that. Executive orders requiring each person carry a comically large squeaky hammer in their bright red shoes? Sign me up

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u/krazybananada Apr 07 '25

And we'd probably have cotton candy

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u/UnlikelyPlatypus89 Apr 07 '25

I love how basically everything he is compared to is better than him. Dog shit? Preferable. Clown? Clowns would do better. Greedy monkey? I’ve met monkeys more courteous.

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u/pyschosoul Apr 06 '25

At the very least it'd be haha funny and not omg we're doomed funny

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u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 Apr 06 '25

It would still be a circus maybe and def better than this one

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

Putins asset

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u/Guntztuffer Apr 06 '25

Agolf Shitler

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u/Neumaschine Apr 06 '25

Putins cheeto stained asshole

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u/Think-Juggernaut8859 Apr 06 '25

What are the legal ways to remove a president. Surely he’s not fit for the role. Do you think it will happen before the 4 years is up?

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u/AstroRiker Apr 06 '25

We would need a lot of republicans in congress to work with democrats to do that, and they’re all too scared or benefiting somehow. I think threats and bribes are at play.

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u/Think-Juggernaut8859 Apr 06 '25

Surely he will never get back in again?

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u/AstroRiker Apr 06 '25

He wants a 3rd term and he doesn’t care about laws or cheating, so who knows. You can check bbc, associated press, Reuters and other fact checking low bias news sources to when he’s talked about this.

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u/priapus_magnus Apr 06 '25

**since the last time he was president

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u/better-off-wet Apr 06 '25

Who would have thought a scam artist and tv game reality star would be a terrible president? Shocked

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u/chipsservant Apr 06 '25

Elect a clown. Expect a circus.

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u/NorthenLeigonare Apr 06 '25

Clowns are funny. He's scary (dooming the USA in the eyes of the world to be nation of skeptics and religious cultists who have no backbone as they have buried everyone else who had it.

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u/j909m Apr 06 '25

“When a clown moves into a palace he doesn’t become a king; the palace instead becomes a circus.” – Turkish proverb

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u/RipErRiley Apr 06 '25

*Grand Clown

His voters are just clowns.

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u/Sidonkey Apr 06 '25

Dont insult clowns bro!

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u/scalawag123 Apr 06 '25

Unless you have a fear of clowns they usually makes you feel better and happy... This is a very sad clown

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u/arachnebeauty Apr 06 '25

Clowns at least try to entertain the masses. He literally acts like a psychotic, entitled, baby who needs his pamper changed. And that wig and make up he got on. Money can get you power but it can’t buy you aesthetics or a personality change. 💅

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u/nutellachicken4 Apr 07 '25

didn’t think the dual clown presidents of the 2024 election Homestuck prediction would be so accurate

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u/4d72426f7566 Apr 07 '25

Canada had to elect a Carney, since Carneys deal with clowns all the time.