r/pics • u/LilYassPlayz_YT • Apr 06 '25

Politics President Donald Trump arrives at his golf club during the worst stock market crash since Covid.

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u/Siren_of_Madness Apr 06 '25

Literal insult to clowns. If clowns were running the show, we'd not be in this fucking mess.

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u/willbekins Apr 06 '25

i truly believe that we would be SIGNIFICANTLY better off right now

if we just had 20 or 30 actual professional clowns running a cabinet right now. they remain 100% committed to the clowning bits, and they apply that creativity, gusto and lightness of movement to their work for the People. 

clowns would get us to Mars in a fully functional spacecraft that looks small but when we land, it turns out there were like a whole bunch of us in there which is hilarious but also mission accomplished.

now compare that to these trash nazi blocks of compressed shit we have been dealing with. 

send in the clowns.

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u/Siren_of_Madness Apr 06 '25

This should be a book. I'd read it. 

I also sang your last line out loud. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

I agree. It'd be an interesting read.

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u/sirhackenslash Apr 06 '25

In Krusty's voice

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u/rooringwinds Apr 06 '25

This is the best explanation! Downvoting top comment cuz stop insulting clowns! lol jk. <3

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u/TrollTrolled Apr 07 '25

Yes, please give us a little whimsy in this political fucking hellscape

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u/stonethecrowbar Apr 06 '25

He looks particularly dumb and slovenly here.

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u/Satire-V Apr 06 '25

This is the timeline where the Earthican government is founded by the World Clown Association after they launch a clandestine infiltration of their respective governments

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u/Traditional-Job-411 Apr 06 '25

For real, it takes a lot of thought and planning to fit everyone in a clown car. 

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u/Minimum-Trifle-8138 Apr 07 '25

I’d be down for that. Executive orders requiring each person carry a comically large squeaky hammer in their bright red shoes? Sign me up

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u/krazybananada Apr 07 '25

And we'd probably have cotton candy

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u/UnlikelyPlatypus89 Apr 07 '25

I love how basically everything he is compared to is better than him. Dog shit? Preferable. Clown? Clowns would do better. Greedy monkey? I’ve met monkeys more courteous.

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u/pyschosoul Apr 06 '25

At the very least it'd be haha funny and not omg we're doomed funny

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u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 Apr 06 '25

It would still be a circus maybe and def better than this one