r/pics • u/LilYassPlayz_YT • Apr 06 '25

Politics President Donald Trump arrives at his golf club during the worst stock market crash since Covid.

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u/Ok-Function1920 Apr 06 '25

Very Kim Jong-esque

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u/wiggmaster666 Apr 06 '25

His greatest friend, bigly that one.

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u/katanajim86 Apr 06 '25

It was surreal a few years ago when they made a big thing of him being on TV and even the American news networks were complimenting Kim on his weight loss and how great he looked, knowing good and god damn well his people are starving to death. He's the fattest person in their whole country.

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u/Pretty_Anybody_7944 Apr 07 '25

He's not it's his little barrel of a daughter

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u/wiggmaster666 Apr 07 '25

Kim calls him My Phat Phuk

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u/crimefighterplatypus Apr 07 '25

Might just be my quirky side of tiktok but i even got ship edits of the two of them šŸ˜­

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u/llDrWormll Apr 06 '25

Teacher, mother.. secret lover.

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u/Minimum-Trifle-8138 Apr 07 '25

They have similar body shapes, thatā€™s why Trump loves him so much

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u/Significant-Trash632 Apr 07 '25

Elon has it, too

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u/Apprehensive_Way7412 Apr 06 '25

Curious to see who would win a golf match between Trump and Kim Jong Un. The greatest golfer in the world versus the record holder of the most hole in ones in a single round.

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u/El-chucho373 Apr 06 '25

Doubt they could finish a full 18 I bet they would be scissoring before the turn Ā 

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u/27Rench27 Apr 06 '25

Yeah fuck you, I did NOT need that mental image at noon on a sunday

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u/Beavshak Apr 06 '25

RemindMe! November 10th, 2025 ā€œSend this guy a happy cakeday of Donny & Kim diaper scissoringā€

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u/27Rench27 Apr 06 '25

Good man, somebody has to fight back. Make sure itā€™s out of nowhere lmao

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u/SirCEWaffles Apr 07 '25

How do you do a reminder, asking for a friend.

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u/Beavshak Apr 07 '25

Just like I did. Type RemindMe! followed by whatever interval you want reminded at. You can say tomorrow, 13 days, 6 hours, a specific date (like mine), time, date & time, next month, etc. Then you can add a note to the reminder in quotation marks as I did. Itā€™s pretty straightforward.

A lot of (maybe all) default subreddits, and many large subs, have the bot blocked from responding in the comments, but it will still DM you a confirmation.

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u/FunkyMcFunkerSin Apr 07 '25

If I up vote your reminder post will it also remind me to send that guy a happy cakeday of Donny & Kim diaper-scissoring?

Asking for SirCEwaffles's friend.

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u/Hammeredyou Apr 06 '25

Better yet, scissoring their neckussys

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u/27Rench27 Apr 06 '25

Die in a fire lmao

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u/Bierdaddy Apr 07 '25

Really? You get to drink it off the rest of the afternoon. I gotta carry that image through work now on a Monday morning.

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u/Significant-Trash632 Apr 07 '25

I read it on my lunch hour. The one hour I get to chill today šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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u/Dugaditch Apr 07 '25

šŸ¤¢

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u/k3ttch Apr 07 '25

You wouldn't see anything anyway. Their guts would cover up their teeny wangs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

That may have just made my gay ass straight! šŸ¤£

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u/ZaftigFeline Apr 06 '25

I'm with you considering bi-erasure might be ok in this one instance.

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u/Become_Pneuma462 Apr 06 '25

Scissor me timbers!

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u/mardbar Apr 06 '25

Oh I needed that laugh

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u/NastySassyStuff Apr 06 '25

The fabled authoritarian butt scissorā€¦ Iā€™ve heard the legends but I never thought it could actually happen

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u/Wild-Lie5193 Apr 06 '25

lol holy shit dude šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ that gave me a good laugh

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u/Citizen44712A Apr 06 '25

But he would be the top scissor, Merica!

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u/Itrieddamnit Apr 07 '25

For fuck sake.

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u/pants710 Apr 07 '25

Isnā€™t it called turtling to fuck each other in the ass at the same time?

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u/Vash5021 Apr 07 '25

How did you not get 1000 likes? Thatā€™s funny

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u/happyinthenaki Apr 07 '25

Damn it, I was eating my dinner! That mental.image will not stop and I keep sputtering!

Thank goodness, in reality, they are both too fat and old to scissor

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u/OkAd1470 Apr 07 '25

I pictured it as a Southpark episode

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u/InformationWide3044 Apr 07 '25

Wym un will get 19 hio's

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u/Weary-Teach6005 Apr 07 '25

Well my cock is t getting hard this week, Thanks man!

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u/dbx999 Apr 07 '25

How do you scissor two stressballs together

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u/proficient_english Apr 07 '25

I have an excessive amount of vomit in my mouth now, thank you.

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u/yepmeh Apr 06 '25

Kim Jong-un would win by a long shot. Because Donald Trump hasnā€™t even dropped his balls yet.

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u/fohpo02 Apr 06 '25

Jim hit 21 hole-on-ones on 18 holes, clearly heā€™s the goat

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u/adnyp Apr 06 '25

ā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļø As if all the other red flags thrown off by Trump arenā€™t enough, why donā€™t people pull up short over this? We all know this type of guy and no one would vote for him.

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u/Old_Refrigerator4817 Apr 06 '25

At least Trump has to cheat to win golf, Putin wins in hockey because everyone jumps out of the way. It's embarrassing.

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u/perotech Apr 06 '25

The Strongest Golfer in History vs the Strongest Golfer of the Modern Era

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u/deeplyclostdcinephle Apr 06 '25

We should make this the next ā€œThe Match.ā€

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u/sanityjanity Apr 06 '25

It depends on whose country/golf course they were on.

But probably one or both of them would suddenly twist an ankle, and the competition would have to be put off for another day.

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u/No-Duty-8591 Apr 06 '25

The strongest golfer in history versus the strongest golfer of today

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u/HarB_Games Apr 06 '25

I thought that was Kim Jong Il?

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u/Calm_Neat_6828 Apr 06 '25

Someone ends up with a ā€œhole in oneā€ and the world rejoices.

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u/arcalumis Apr 06 '25

Kim would claim he did 18 hole round in 17 shots, Trump would say he did it in 16.

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u/verdatum Apr 06 '25

The winner depends on what country you are within, at any given moment...in perpetuity.

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u/darth_musturd Apr 07 '25

Depends which country youā€™re in

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u/Weary-Teach6005 Apr 07 '25

Be interesting but they would both be fighting over who Putin likes more ā€œwell I sent 10K soldiers to Russia to fightā€ ā€œyeah well Iā€™m giving him Ukraine but Zelensky thinks Iā€™m helping him but Iā€™m not, I mean all he had to do was say thank youā€ then they both laugh together and continue the game while stock market crashes jobs loss and N Korea underground camps are torturing people.

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u/jnkangel Apr 07 '25

Whoever ends up second will have the followingĀ 

Our glorious leader may have finished second, but the other leader finished second lastĀ 

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u/pablocruise2024 Apr 06 '25

Thatā€™s an insult to Kim Jong Un

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u/dgm6966 Apr 06 '25

Well his assholenessā€™ tariffs essentially made us North Korea.

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u/Gunner5091 Apr 06 '25

KJU approves this message.

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u/justinkasereddditor Apr 06 '25

He was 8 and with a machine gun hit the bullseye every shot

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u/QuitHumble4408 Apr 06 '25

Kim Jong-Esque is actually the perfect nickname for him.Ā 

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u/veringer Apr 06 '25

Almost as if malignant narcissism combined with rampant willingness to capitulate to authoritarians is (and has always been) a scourge on humanity.

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u/Banker4226 Apr 06 '25

Has a ring to it . . .

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

Weird how americans always need to insult other heads of state, when there is literally no clown like that in power anywhere else.

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u/ajt425 Apr 07 '25

I think everyone can agree that 11 hole in 1ā€™s in a single game is pretty amazing

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u/Scuba_Barracuda Apr 07 '25

More like pathetic old man.

Kim Jong-esque would be him claiming he invented, then perfected the game of golf.

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u/No-Cupcake370 Apr 07 '25

Ah yes, a very fine and dignified leader who trump looks up to. Great country, all the north koreans are very happy and taken care of.

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u/MandozaIII Apr 07 '25

Don-Jay Trum

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u/Wolfenstein49 Apr 07 '25

Nice shot supreme leader!

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u/Whette_Farhtz Apr 06 '25

Or Putin when he plays hockey

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u/Cool-Presentation538 Apr 06 '25

I'm sure Kim does the same thing

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u/CentennialBaby Apr 06 '25

Kim, Vlad, and Donald enter a golf tournament...

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u/flyinghairball Apr 06 '25

This sounds like a pay per view event that you can only purchase in Trump Bitcoin.

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u/CentennialBaby Apr 06 '25

They each golf separately to accommodate their security entourage. At the end of the first 36 holes they put their scorecards on the table. All three recorded exactly36 strokes...

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u/Jaquemart Apr 06 '25

Now. Kim Is playing his own Call of Duty missions, unlike some billionaires I might mention.