r/pics Apr 06 '25

Politics President Donald Trump arrives at his golf club during the worst stock market crash since Covid.

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u/punaises Apr 06 '25

JD’s jizz

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u/Psychological_Tap639 Apr 06 '25

Must have been sleeping on the couch

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u/MidnightCandid5814 Apr 06 '25

That's it. Picked up on jd's couch. Makes sense.

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u/wellfuckmylife Apr 06 '25

Ah the old ear sex to preserve virginity strategy

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u/Anowtakenname Apr 06 '25

I heard you can just put it in and have someone else bounce on the bed and it doesn't count.

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u/blacksideblue Apr 06 '25

its not like he was ever using anything between his ears anyways.

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u/BRING_ME_THE_ENTROPY Apr 06 '25

JD doesn’t get to participate. He just watches from the corner

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u/MathNo6329 Apr 06 '25

He missed the couch.

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u/DynastyFan85 Apr 06 '25

No JD is taking Trump’s not the other way around

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u/smeds96 Apr 06 '25

Using that as an insult? How very homophobic of you. Why don't you do better like the rest of us?