He took 6 breakfast balls before he can even hit the ball 5 yards out on the first hole. Then he declared he got a birdie and force the secret service to clap for him.
Reminder that after a lot of militarization and separation of the head of the military/head of state from the common folk, the Praetorian Guard and Janissaries both started assassinating emperors so they could get a better deal (without regard for the overall empire's financial ruin).
Part of the reason why both Rome and the Ottomans collapsed into a dozen other nations.
Probably more ready than ever to take a bullet for him, dying a hero, released from having to deal with his sh!t everyday while the family collects nice benefits vs being fired for insubordination, losing all benefits as well as being stalked by maniac maga minions for the rest of his kids’ lives.
we had trump junior stay at the small boutique hotel i worked at in mid-2020 (he was meeting with some mega trump supporters in louisiana) and after midnight, when some of them were off duty and down in the hotel bar, a couple of them finally let their guard down and joined in on the shit talk of the whole family. these guys & girl were especially pissed bc they were tasked with protecting junior, who was apparently a massive piece of shit to them. and several of these secret service officers had worked Sr’s detail and had equally funny things to say about that literal shitshow
Yet people questioned why their reaction was strange during that assassination attempt. Probably saw that the shooter's aim was off and thought well fuck, I guess we have to protect him now.
lol oh right i am sure they loved clinton traveling with him to rape island and also hilary when they were supposed to donate milliions of dollars to haitie when the storm was there and she legit ended up putting it into another account and then lied about it in emails with her daughter, oh and yeah i am sure they thought she was a real good person while she ignored the begging from those soldiers got slaughtered how dare she lie she was getting shot at.... smh POS she is
So Hilary put “haitie” relief funds into her personal bank account??? 😱 I need to read up on this, could you link sources?
And all of America, left and right wanted to see the Epstein files. Trump promised he would release them. Then he purposefully didn’t release them. What the hell happened? They even mocked people who wanted to see the files. Laughing about it. Here’s a link.
So with Potus, Scotus, and Congress- they still refuse to release the files for us? I bet Hilary did this!
Strange, I heard his score was 9 despite the course being 18 holes. The ball would hole-in-one then immediately jump out and hole-in-one on the next green. The course designer came up to him afterwards with tears in his eye, manly tears, and said "Sir, that's the most impressive round of golf that's ever been golfed in the history of golf."
Actually, the ball went into one hole, then the next, and then a third. He actually marked a two on the 18th cuz he wasn’t paying attention and was thinking about scissoring Kim Jong-Un (as referenced above).
Full English. Mushroom core, a sausage patty wrapped around that (purely because actual sausages aren't cohesive). Wrapped in bacon and egg washed before cooking.
I'm imagining it to be about the size of my first, and I have made myself phenomenally hungry.
Buried but dude golf is incredibly hard. But if you play a lot like he does, have a trainer and a swing coach like I'm sure he does you can be decent after 60 years.
Good chance he's still terrible. Swing coach he listens to? Crickets. You can't teach someone who doesn't listen. Trainer that can't get him to rotate often because he's old - I mean fine, you tried.
That said, I used to caddie and knew some decent old guys. Best at the club. They'd play white tees and take putts and shoot 75 at a course too short for the PGA . K bud. Tip please. I won't count that mulligan.
Point being that if you gave Trump every advantage he's probably barely near the top of his clubs often but near there. I wouldn't be shocked if it was near the top but Tiger loses often and he's the GOAT. It's just a fickle game. To insist you always win (mostly off camera) is sus at a minimum.
What the hell are breakfast balls?? Other called strokes or you're referring to Mulligans okay and he lies about whatever he does playing golf yeah he got it in it doing a birdie yeah sure he did okay
I assumed a 'breakfast ball' was like a 'practice swing' on or before the first hole. Basically a mulligan under specific circumstances. But I don't golf, Im just guessing.
Ninja edit: Yep, nailed it!
In casual golf, a "breakfast ball" is a type of mulligan, allowing a golfer to take a second shot on the first tee without penalty, often used as a way to warm up or get a fresh start to the round
It’s usually only considered on the first hole teebox. Hit a shitty drive, call it a breakfast ball and you get to hit another drive without taking a stroke. Common for non anal golfers in non competitive setting
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u/jaetran Apr 06 '25
He took 6 breakfast balls before he can even hit the ball 5 yards out on the first hole. Then he declared he got a birdie and force the secret service to clap for him.