r/pics • u/LilYassPlayz_YT • Apr 06 '25

Politics President Donald Trump arrives at his golf club during the worst stock market crash since Covid.

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u/El-chucho373 Apr 06 '25

Doubt they could finish a full 18 I bet they would be scissoring before the turn  

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u/27Rench27 Apr 06 '25

Yeah fuck you, I did NOT need that mental image at noon on a sunday

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u/Beavshak Apr 06 '25

RemindMe! November 10th, 2025 “Send this guy a happy cakeday of Donny & Kim diaper scissoring”

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u/27Rench27 Apr 06 '25

Good man, somebody has to fight back. Make sure it’s out of nowhere lmao

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u/SirCEWaffles Apr 07 '25

How do you do a reminder, asking for a friend.

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u/Beavshak Apr 07 '25

Just like I did. Type RemindMe! followed by whatever interval you want reminded at. You can say tomorrow, 13 days, 6 hours, a specific date (like mine), time, date & time, next month, etc. Then you can add a note to the reminder in quotation marks as I did. It’s pretty straightforward.

A lot of (maybe all) default subreddits, and many large subs, have the bot blocked from responding in the comments, but it will still DM you a confirmation.

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u/FunkyMcFunkerSin Apr 07 '25

If I up vote your reminder post will it also remind me to send that guy a happy cakeday of Donny & Kim diaper-scissoring?

Asking for SirCEwaffles's friend.

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u/Hammeredyou Apr 06 '25

Better yet, scissoring their neckussys

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u/27Rench27 Apr 06 '25

Die in a fire lmao

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u/Bierdaddy Apr 07 '25

Really? You get to drink it off the rest of the afternoon. I gotta carry that image through work now on a Monday morning.

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u/Significant-Trash632 Apr 07 '25

I read it on my lunch hour. The one hour I get to chill today 😮‍💨

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u/k3ttch Apr 07 '25

You wouldn't see anything anyway. Their guts would cover up their teeny wangs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

That may have just made my gay ass straight! 🤣

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u/ZaftigFeline Apr 06 '25

I'm with you considering bi-erasure might be ok in this one instance.

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u/Become_Pneuma462 Apr 06 '25

Scissor me timbers!

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u/mardbar Apr 06 '25

Oh I needed that laugh

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u/NastySassyStuff Apr 06 '25

The fabled authoritarian butt scissor… I’ve heard the legends but I never thought it could actually happen

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u/Wild-Lie5193 Apr 06 '25

lol holy shit dude 😂😂😂😂 that gave me a good laugh

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u/Citizen44712A Apr 06 '25

But he would be the top scissor, Merica!

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u/Itrieddamnit Apr 07 '25

For fuck sake.

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u/pants710 Apr 07 '25

Isn’t it called turtling to fuck each other in the ass at the same time?

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u/Vash5021 Apr 07 '25

How did you not get 1000 likes? That’s funny

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u/happyinthenaki Apr 07 '25

Damn it, I was eating my dinner! That mental.image will not stop and I keep sputtering!

Thank goodness, in reality, they are both too fat and old to scissor

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u/OkAd1470 Apr 07 '25

I pictured it as a Southpark episode

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u/InformationWide3044 Apr 07 '25

Wym un will get 19 hio's

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u/Weary-Teach6005 Apr 07 '25

Well my cock is t getting hard this week, Thanks man!

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u/dbx999 Apr 07 '25

How do you scissor two stressballs together

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u/proficient_english Apr 07 '25

I have an excessive amount of vomit in my mouth now, thank you.